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Hello, and welcome to the Bad With Money Thread 3.0! I don't have too much to add, so for now I'm going to borrow from last year's Previous threads: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3555678 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3819120 This thread is BFC's home for poking fun at the wide world of Bad With Money (BWM): six figure earners who live paycheck to paycheck, poetry majors with $120K in student loan debt, Silicon Valley venture capital flops, and everything in between. Well...almost everything. Having solicited feedback from the previous thread, I heard from over two dozen posters about what they'd like this thread to be. It is not my intention to squelch this thread under the weight of a thousand complex rules, but I think providing some basic guidelines offers clarity on how I will moderate this thread. Therefore, without further ado, here are the BWM thread guidelines: Things that could get you probated This list includes actions that could get you probated. I say could because, as always, funny/informative/interesting posts are always welcome in BFC. However, the following types of posts usually don't add enough value relative to the trouble they cause:
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The Derail Bird Resource Center Old thread names, missed a few it's not solicitation if you use counterfeit money holy moly I'm gettin PAID why don't I own a boat yet so that's how I ended up living in this giant hot dog car. Moneyball fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Sep 2, 2019 |
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Hello, crossposting from the shitcoin thread https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-01-03/tesla-stock-on-a-blockchain-offers-hint-of-where-crypto-s-headed A digital exchange opening next week will enable investors to trade in companies including Apple Inc., Facebook Inc. and Tesla Inc. outside of the U.S. even when the stock markets are closed.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 00:27 |
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Cacafuego posted:My life is a BWM—->GWM story.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 18:41 |
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I bought a Mustang after getting no girls. Now I still got no girls and a $25,000 debt. Too long for a thread title
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 21:10 |
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Is 25k rich?
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 21:44 |
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I really like ancient architecture. Do they have a pyramid-themed investment option?
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2019 00:33 |
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So how attached are we to the thread title? This one seemed to be the most wanted.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 03:05 |
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BonerGhost posted:It's not exactly black magic why it works; marketing is the application of psychology to prey on people's fears and vanity. When it comes to marriage and relationships, most women have been socialized to expect a husband to take care of them in some way, or at least be able to. Not only does the ring help quantify that mate's value as a provider, it signals how much they value you. Most people when asked are going to tell you that money alone doesn't make a good mate, but when you present them with a situation in which someone spends less than the norm on them, they get uncomfortable and dissatisfied. There's the joke about the guy who takes a woman to McDonald's for a date and only lets her order off the dollar menu; everyone knows this guy isn't worth seeing again and he's a comical dirtbag figure. Add in that it's taboo to talk about money except obliquely and in jokes, yet everyone is interested in what others make/have, and you end up with this hosed up situation in which everyone is in a competition to light the most money on fire. Rings are a huuuge status symbol among many women. I'm fortunate in being rainman's cousin so most of that stuff just doesn't work on me, but I'd also be lying if I said I wasn't very pleased that my husband could and was willing to spend 3 months on a ring if I wanted one. Does knowingly dating someone who is questionable with financial decisions and wide eyes for future spending make me The BWM?
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 18:35 |
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Fhqwhgads posted:So that's why you bought the M2 Which gang tag would you like?
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 23:26 |
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uvar posted:640 sq ft ought to be enough for anybody. Tell that to my ex
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2019 00:56 |
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One of my facebook memories from 2017
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 13:32 |
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therobit posted:Holy poo poo. I thought there might be something more to it, but if you look at his rap sheet it is nearly all probations because a mod doesn't agree with his/her point of view. And this was in C-spam, not in D&D, which makes it even more strange since C-Spam is supposed to b a lot more tolerant of bullshitting and poo poo posting. Occasionally when I see he's been banned or on a long probation, I'll check and see what post it was for and think "really?" I've seen times when there's nothing to consider as a rules violation, just disagreement or offering a different view. I've seen some definite rule-breaking stuff, but then again, some mods appear to be a bit trigger happy. Maybe it's because I mod like a hockey ref. e: I don't know what the fascination is with arguing against the dogmatic political skew of the forums. It's like shoveling sand against the tide, and those rereg costs add up. It's like going to the_donald and trying to push liberalism. Moneyball fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Jan 18, 2019 |
# ¿ Jan 18, 2019 00:44 |
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Is it a bad sign when someone who was employed all year with a decent salary tells you their savings account total is actually down from last year?
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 17:20 |
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In keeping with the theme I've been posting, is it a bad sign to hear "when I get those forms from my investment company and enter them in while doing my taxes, it makes the refund go down. I never see that money anyway, so I just leave them out" Followed by "my dad transferred his timeshare over to me, do I have to pay taxes on that?" This is not a gimmick
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 17:35 |
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Slugworth posted:Horse trainer, GWM Horse psychologist, GreatWM
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 04:29 |
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BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:150 retired racing greyhounds kenneled at a dog blood bank as blood donation slaves Someone's been reading my diary
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 03:42 |
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I have nothing to offer except anecdotal evidence, but someone told me one of their friends bought a 750sqft non-luxury apartment in HK for like 1.25 million, and pretty much because of the school system
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 19:01 |
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:That's only like 200k USD Whoops, 1.25 USD
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 19:36 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Sure, [Region] is expensive, but they don't even have [Regional Chain] Burger And the weather. Changes every five minutes, it does
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 19:37 |
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This is at its heart a thread from BFC. So if guns are insurance in the case of Whole-life insurance of cars: Tesla (honorable mention: 90k truck) Whole-life insurance of pets: Horse (honorable mention: monkey)
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 21:51 |
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For the next move, I nominate TCC, Games, or comics, all of which can be terribly bad with money.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2019 04:57 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/aq5xfk/dealership_changed_tradein_to_100_lost_2000_down/?st=js394qlu&sh=a464c56dDealership changed trade-in to $1.00, lost $2,000 down payment posted:
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2019 14:58 |
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I don't know about my heart, but I know what my tells me
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2019 15:58 |
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Sock The Great posted:If Watto's not your thing and you've only for $450 to spare. But is there an oriface? BonerGhost posted:.50 AE That'll work, thank you
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2019 16:33 |
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BFC?
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2019 09:10 |
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Nocheez posted:The rules are the same for everybody: it's free to borrow, bring it back on time. I consider myself pretty progressive, but I don't see this being a class problem.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 19:54 |
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 21:02 |
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Dik Hz posted:Counterpoint: We should permaban
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2019 03:34 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeBjr8Bm_wA&t=570s
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 04:49 |
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BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:Is there anything worse than going back to work after a bad vacation Spending time with your family
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 16:05 |
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Hoodwinker posted:from Wisconsin Say no more BMan posted:Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Are Timeshare Sales Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Don't Buy The Timeshare Like Nigga Close Your Wallet Haha Definitely say no more The Slack Lagoon posted:Is there a case where time shares ever make sense? Three words: time share horse
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 18:33 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Tree law is all bark, no bite Wood you cut that out?
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 22:22 |
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DTaeKim posted:Since we're talking about scams, I received an automated call about setting up an online bank account with the Bank of Scotland. The problem is that I live in the United States. I wanted to call them and ask about it, but it requires an international call. Do I chalk this up to a mistake or should I look further into it? I live in Australia and got a collect call from the International Drainage Commission in the states. It cost me nine hundred dollars.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 00:01 |
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Eh worst case scenario is just a little kick in the bum.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 00:11 |
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Midjack posted:Does Australia not warn you that you’re about to accept a collect call? I had no time for that- I was worried about the bidet. GoGoGadgetChris posted:I thought Australia used the "Dollarydoo"? Banned
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 02:00 |
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Midjack posted:See this? This is my serious typeface.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 02:31 |
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You can take this thread to the bank. The money bank.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 03:05 |
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BonerGhost posted:I really wish you had to pay to make that joke. I will make a donation in your name to the Human Fund.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 14:41 |
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totalnewbie posted:The law now states: Is this a canned food pun?
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 03:53 |
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therobit posted:Maybe if he got smuckered into the deal. When he gets in to a jam, he doesn't turn to jelly.
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