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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Cenen posted:

I “read” Catch-22 for an English course. You’d be surprised in general how many people at a private northeast university get upset when you start to imply the military may be staffed by a not small number of illiterates and the mentally ill. A disturbing number of these kids think it really is a bunch of supermen kicking in doors 24/7 with some considering dropping out to enlist. In 2019.

During WW2 the navy literally had to make a training film titled "DON'T KILL YOUR FRIENDS", you should show it to them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU2T793tNqk

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

For real though working in the facilities department just about anywhere is effectively a superpower.

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Apr 8, 2005

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Y'all are a bunch of dumb nerds if an access card is the height of cool
:goonsay:

says someone who also paid twenty-five cash money dollars to post on an internet forum just like the rest of us with AVs and plat

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

EBB posted:

When he says helicopter rides he means the Scarface variety, right?

It's usually unironic Pinochet worship

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Aug 23, 2019

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

FrozenVent posted:

So how worthless is that satellite now?

It was a 2011 launch so the better question is how worthless are all of our satellites now?

I mean unless they sent a drone over to get better-than-satellite imagery at the same time this sat just happened to be overhead so they could bluff about our capabilities but lol if you believe anyone in this administration is capable of playing 2-D checkers

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Beyond the one in the article?

Yeah Ok.


https://taskandpurpose.com/marine-corps-teacher-school-shooter-keith-cook posted:

Florida Marine vet teacher on leave after telling students he would 'be the best school shooter'

JAMI GANZ, NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

August 26, 2019 at 08:33 AM

A high school teacher is on administrative leave after telling a classroom of students that he would "be the best school shooter" and described a hypothetical strategy.



shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Thump! posted:

:stonk:

gently caress artillery guys are dumb

pro name/post combo

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

MA-Horus posted:

Just like

is it SOP in Marine Artillery to gently caress with the firing mechanism with a round in the tube? Where installing it means actuating it and possibly NDing a 155 round down range? There are so many loving questions there, Jesus.

Search your heart, you know the answer already

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

McNally posted:

How does gerrymandering affect the Senate?

wyoming exists

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

lmao at the two brain geniuses who signed up with their university .edu emails

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

MA-Horus posted:

the guy checking to see if his laser is on by pointing a loaded pistol at his palm

good god


:catstare: :catstare: :catstare:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwnMKq6ntMt/?igshid=1aqt7npp32e31

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

SeaborneClink posted:

Only if they're named with a Markov chain trained on pornhub titles.

No more weak Spirit of St Louis

www.talktotransformer.com posted:


list of airplanes named after pornhub video titles

1.
Robot Cooter

2. Aeronautical Spaghetti Monster

3. Harley Davidson Fly-by

4. Frisky Go-Go #IACoachCoffeeTime

5. Scrotum Uniform

6. Mr. Big Shot

7. Toeskin Bro

8. Male Monster Burger

9. Shag

10. What Goes Up (Like a Hornet's Nest)

11. Prickly Penis

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

The citation for that claim was an article from 1986 by a bunch of pediatricians who all worked at U. of Arkansas Medical School so I'll take "Because Arkansas" for 4000, Alex.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

This guy having a loving three page meltdown that his D&D dice aren't manufactured with the same exacting statistical process control typical of aerospace bearings

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3902892&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Make sure you're NIST traceable and pick up a profilometer while you're at it, we'll have to decide on suitable Ra and Rz specs

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Above all other reasons, Brian May owns because in a business overflowing with geardos he's had all of his success with a guitar he made with his dad when he was 14 out of literal garbage from around the neighborhood.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

pkells posted:

Oh god, click on the tweet and check out the full picture. It’s even worse...

comments are gold too.

"I did not consent to be part of your bdsm scene when I went for spicy nuggets"

"Does he have a safeword to reach into his pockets?"

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I don't think he's even gotten a lawyer yet because he also found out his mom has cancer

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Even with the proliferation of daesh propaganda I think the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet was that ROC guy standing in the recoil zone of a 57mm when he pulled the string

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

The real crime is that artist passing on an opportunity to hide some video game sprites in that mess

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Chichevache posted:

I'm finally watching The Men Who Stare at Goats, which is on netflix. If you don't know anything about it, it is pretty much Caro: the movie. Definitely worth watching. It has a very Coen brothers feel.

I choose to interpret it as a canonical Big Lebowski prequel

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

They can't prove anything unless you got pulled over by the sky police

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Midjack posted:

Was that R6, ended with the jungle hideout destroyed after the pandemic plot was foiled?

Ahh Rainbow Six, the only clancy novel that the good guys unequivocally lost

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Didn't Bear & Dragon literally close on a dick joke

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Still nothing in Clancy's oveure can approach the Iceland subplot in Red Storm Rising for peak sexpest

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I'll believe it when it's in the can, that movie has been coming out this year for 27 years in a row

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Hormel brand roast beef hash, browned until crisp, with eggs scrambled in and a fuckton of Dill.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

EBB posted:

You know a problem is bad when you have to swear at it in two languages.

That stuck out immediately, could he be swiss?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

Meanwhile I've felt old since I was in my late teens

I vividly remember being nostalgic for kindergarten in second grade

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Winnie The Flu however is an expression of solidarity with the opressed Chinese people

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Tell him about Roko's Basilisk

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

A Bad Poster posted:

I'm just confused by why anyone would put any thought into it.

the best part is that the people who bought into it were even more confused why anyone would put any thought into it


quote:

Listen to me very closely, you idiot.

YOU DO NOT THINK IN SUFFICIENT DETAIL ABOUT SUPERINTELLIGENCES CONSIDERING WHETHER OR NOT TO BLACKMAIL YOU. THAT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE THING WHICH GIVES THEM A MOTIVE TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THE BLACKMAIL.

You have to be really clever to come up with a genuinely dangerous thought. I am disheartened that people can be clever enough to do that and not clever enough to do the obvious thing and KEEP THEIR IDIOT MOUTHS SHUT about it, because it is much more important to sound intelligent when talking to your friends. This post was STUPID.

(For those who have no idea why I'm using capital letters for something that just sounds like a random crazy idea, and worry that it means I'm as crazy as Roko, the gist of it was that he just did something that potentially gives superintelligences an increased motive to do extremely evil things in an attempt to blackmail us. It is the sort of thing you want to be EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE about NOT DOING.)


shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

It's why the KC-46 is such strong proof that Boeing has become more hosed up than anyone would've possibly imagined five years ago

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

My last day at work was yesterday, March 25th

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Platystemon posted:

The prisoner is a merc who made a very poor show of amphibiously invading Venezuela.

It’s the stupid Bay of Pigs to the stupid Watergate.

The AP ran an article about them two days before they launched the invasion and they went anyway.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

They took a loving airsoft with them

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

If you don't obey traffic signals in GTA what are you even doing with your life

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

The first ever successful goon project, courtesy of GiP

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

What uhhh are leave travel policies like for the navy like right now because some boot got picked up in Norfolk for seven attempted murder charges stemming from a gang shootout in Myrtle Beach this weekend

https://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/news/local/crime/article242831056.html

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

not caring here posted:

They actually hit people? poo poo, he did better than that ranger platoon did in that street shootout ages ago.

One of the dudes they're still looking for is out on 50k bond on three attempted murder charges for doing a drive by on one of my neighbor's houses back in october. Which happened while he was out on 5k bond for benzo distribution, which happened while he was out on a 3k bond for malicious injury to a courthouse.

Chesterfield County gonna have some 'splainin to do.

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