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Thanks Oberleutnant and baka kaba. There was one common theme throughout the last half of last month's thread, and in the interest of preserving the discussion as it developed: Oberleutnant posted:David baka kaba posted:Cameron OwlFancier posted:hosed Fans posted:dead Gonzo McFee posted:pig. Thanks OwlFancier and Angepain. In other news: • Jeremy Corbyn and Tom Watson won the Labour leadership and deputy leadership elections, Corbyn winning by a huge margin. The press will continue to pine and call him an unelectable communist as Labour Party membership soars. • David Cameron describes a Corbyn-led Labour Party as "now a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security." Expect this to become a regular accusation. • Vegan farming minister for the shadow cabinet Kerry McCarthy wants to treat meat eaters like smokers. How she wants to treat smoked meat eaters, meat smokers, or indeed meat fuckers has not been elaborated upon. • Jeremy Corbyn outlines that he would not 'Push the Button', remaining true to both his lifelong pacifism and distaste for mid 2000s pop. • The London Metropolitan Police lied about a sudden arrhythmia death, trying to pin it on the notorious 'hippie crack' (aka the gas you get at the dentist), and has finally apologised long after the press had turned it into a full blown moral panic and harassed the family. • David Cameron is off to Jamaica to help build a prison, on the condition that he can offshore prisoners due for deportation there. And presumably to try the jerk pork. • Russia is beginning air strikes against (anti-Assad parts of) Syria. Britain will probably be pressured to launch strikes against Assad, because there's no war like a proxy war. • Corbyn is (still) an unelectable communist according to the press. Halloween (Th)Red Scare Spook-tacular! Gaze into the Archives of Madness! Watch evil triumph over good! See man and beast become as one! UKMT September 2015 Thread (DCFADP) UKMT August 2015 Thread UKMT July 2015 Thread UKMT June 2015 Thread UKMT General Election 2015 Thread (Spoiler: Tories Win) UKMT April 2015 Thread Revulse from the Heirs of Dracula! Aristocratic madmen who lust for the young! Their soulless slaves plant insanity into the minds of men! Paedogeddon/Press Corruption Thread Beware the Caoineag, whose cries bring the death of union! Scotpol Thread Cower at the living corpse of The Mummy, as it walks around wearing foreign clothes and doesn't even have the decency to curse people in English! EDL/Fash Thread Hark the lonesome whistle of the ghost train that could not be privatised! Trainchat Thread Stanley 'Mac' McMurtry! OoooOoooOOO! Political Cartoons Thread The chat protocol that Would Not Die! #ukgoons on synIRC. It's mostly active during Question Time, but there's always some people around (thanks crispix). Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Oct 1, 2015 |
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Guavanaut posted:Thanks OwlFancier. And Angepain for supplying the code to harvest your delicious posts. Any muggins can plug it into a word cloud generator.
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David Cameron hosed a dead pig. There I think that got the thread on the right track now to bow out as per usual
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I approve of the thread title. Cobynus Snake would be proud.
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OwlFancier posted:And Angepain for supplying the code to harvest your delicious posts. Any muggins can plug it into a word cloud generator.
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Burkion posted:David Cameron hosed a dead pig. David Cameron hosed a dead pig?!
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 00:13 |
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Dabir posted:David Cameron hosed a dead pig?! David Cameron hosed a dead pig.
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MrFlibble posted:David Cameron hosed a dead pig. David Cameron... hosed a dead pig?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBoLA_BQ4tU
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MrFlibble posted:David Cameron hosed a dead pig.
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Luigi Thirty posted:David Cameron... hosed a dead pig? David Cameron hosed a dead pig.
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 00:19 |
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awww yis quoted in the op in my birthday month's thread
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Guavanaut posted:
is this talking about the Sugababes or The Chemical Brothers? Either way I think Comrade Corbyn is wrong on both counts
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:is this talking about the Sugababes or The Chemical Brothers? Either way I think Comrade Corbyn is wrong on both counts
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Guavanaut posted:Sugababes. Perhaps we should ask Comrade Corbyn his thoughts via the submissions thing for the next People's PMQs. Sugababes were ace
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:Sugababes were ace
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 00:36 |
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Forgot that October started early for you Brits.
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http://www.theguardian.com/money/2015/sep/30/huge-pension-shortfall-facing-uks-young-adultsquote:The average 35-year-old has to save £660,000 into a pension plan if they have any hope of matching the standard of living enjoyed by today’s pensioners – but have so far managed to put aside just £14,000.
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Seaside Loafer posted:Im not sure what it has to do with politics and i know its made up pop but you have to be most cynical soul to disagree that this isnt some catchy poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8 I pre-ordered their debut and had a massive crush on Heidi Range. I'll admit this has gently caress all to do with politics
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:I pre-ordered their debut and had a massive crush on Heidi Range. I'll admit this has gently caress all to do with politics e: or after watching it 5 times in a row just my dominitrix fantasys Seaside Loafer fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Oct 1, 2015 |
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thats a mouth that just tasted prime minister spunk pigception
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# ? Oct 1, 2015 01:07 |
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Clinton's office was rocked by a consensual blowjob and Cameron goes by fairly undamaged by the news he had an non-consensual one from a dead pig. The left lacks the ability to exploit scandals the way the right does. Miliband pulled a face eating a sandwich and the Tories managed to create a insult that followed him his whole career. The way this pig event went by I wonder if people will remember in a year what happened.
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/panicked-super-rich-buying-boltholes-5044084 The Super Rich are buying up land in New Zealand to try and avoid the inevitable rise of the proletariat.
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Gonzo McFee posted:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/panicked-super-rich-buying-boltholes-5044084 My first reaction was "aw i dont want them to escape".
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I just want to know what it is about New Zealand that the evil bastards of the wold find idilic. They ken Mt Doom was all on computers, aye?
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Ah, the battle-harded defense-savy land of New Zealand. The only country that could withstand a combined Bernie/Corbyn Rich Death March offensive. The ingenious bastards!
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Gonzo McFee posted:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/panicked-super-rich-buying-boltholes-5044084 For real I hope you get them before they escape, and even if you do, you still got a navy with big artillery guns right? Or maybe that trident thing could be put to some constructive use.
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:is this talking about the Sugababes or The Chemical Brothers? Either way I think Comrade Corbyn is wrong on both counts Teapacks, classic eurovision. They're Israeli and awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyiLSZavS4U
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Gonzo McFee posted:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/panicked-super-rich-buying-boltholes-5044084 Someone email me a list, I'll be waiting at the airport with a sock full of batteries
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Gonzo McFee posted:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/panicked-super-rich-buying-boltholes-5044084 Read URL as "super rich buying buttholes", and my only surprise was the mirror's choice of language
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Gonzo McFee posted:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/panicked-super-rich-buying-boltholes-5044084 Man, just for once I hope they know something we don't
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Aww, what happened to The Hope For Red October?
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LemonDrizzle posted:http://www.theguardian.com/money/2015/sep/30/huge-pension-shortfall-facing-uks-young-adults They are right, though. DC pensions are terrible and poo poo and the decline of DB schemes is yet another way the young are being screwed by the boomers. A lot of people will also be renting into old age because buying a house is impossible. God knows how they'll be able to afford that on a tiny pension.
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That noted socialist institution - consumer rights protection - has somehow slipped an extra ace into its hand under the Tories' watchquote:New consumer protection measures - including longer refund rights - have come into force under the Consumer Rights Act. I'm trying to find out who is responsible for this but having trouble finding a vote list. Here's the bill stages if anyone knows how to navigate this website: http://services.parliament.uk/bills/2014-15/consumerrights/stages.html
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Zephro posted:Aww, what happened to The Hope For Red October? It was dashed on day 1, like all other hope
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:That noted socialist institution - consumer rights protection - has somehow slipped an extra ace into its hand under the Tories' watch Changing refunds from a reasonable time to 30 days might be a bit of an issue. If I bought a washing machine and it broke after 3 months I would have expected my money back as 3 months is not a reasonable amount of time but 30 days (especially for a product that is only used sporadically) might not be long enough for the flaws to be uncovered. These days warranties and stuff make that statutory right kind of a second thought I guess but still I liked the wiggle room of 'reasonable time'.
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hi comrades, just checking in to make sure the dead pig hosed by david cameron is still hosed (by david cameron (the dead pig, that is))
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Neurolimal posted:Ah, the battle-harded defense-savy land of New Zealand. The only country that could withstand a combined Bernie/Corbyn Rich Death March offensive. The ingenious bastards! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xUYbI64QHI
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