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Snapchat A Titty posted:More sad than funny. This is the thread explicitly for funny forum quotes. Not your favorite quotes in general. This distinction is important because the last quote threads have all devolved into hellthreads and when people got called out on it they just said "these are my favorite quotes
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Sharzak posted:This is the thread explicitly for funny forum quotes. Not your favorite quotes in general. This distinction is important because the last quote threads have all devolved into hellthreads and when people got called out on it they just said "these are my favorite quotes Funny you should say that... Nah, sorry. I just had to quote it and didn't know where else. I'll stick to funy quotes from now on.
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# ? Dec 12, 2015 23:22 |
some people have a different sense of humor
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Dragonwagon posted:I finally managed to scrape together a full set of pool balls in Fallout 4. Time to set them up on the table! Dragonwagon posted:No big deal though, Bethesda's modding community is known to make mods that change rack and/or ball sizes.
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Angela Christine posted:The 'jews run the world' conspiracy always makes me feel bad for unsuccessful jews. I can just imagine being a kid who has read about it thinking he is going to get clued in after his bar mitzva -- but nothing. Maybe it's like studying the Kabbalah and you're supposed to wait until you're 40. 40 comes and goes, and still no invite to the illuminati. Finally he goes and asks a kindly old Rabbi. The Rabbi sits him down and says, "Yes, it's all true, but you won't be getting an invitation. I'm sorry, Hershel, but you're a schmuck."
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# ? Dec 13, 2015 19:15 |
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In the Stephen King thread, we kid because we love:oldpainless posted:I remember In [On] Writing king said he has absolutely no time for bad books whatsoever and then releases a pile of poo poo. syscall girl posted:If you meet Aquarium Gravel posted:Run him over? It's been tried.
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Mr.Bob posted:Sometimes you have to make your entertainment? but thankfully Mr.Bob posted:It is pretty much what it sounds like, I somehow ended up with a birdhouse painted by some random kid and i had a food processor and i put the two together with some electrical bits and a motion detector. It would turn on with a five second delay if i stuck anything in the bird house hole. Enourmo posted:ok so its just a gimmick housing for the food processor and it doesnt sit outside or anything Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 18:36 on Dec 14, 2015 |
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RandomFerret posted:
Soulex is right though. That t-shirt owns and I don't even give a poo poo about Star Wars. So it's a pencil sharpener?
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 15:55 |
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a goon spent no money to build a machine that kills songbirds, entirely on purpose
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:So it's a pencil sharpener? Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 06:59 on Dec 29, 2018 |
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Jenny Agutter posted:a goon spent no money to build a machine that kills songbirds, entirely on purpose well it sounds like one but apparently it's still just a food processor, but in a different housing, that isn't used to mulch songbirds, as insanely and hilariously psychotic as that would have been
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:well it sounds like one but apparently it's still just a food processor, but in a different housing, that isn't used to mulch songbirds, as insanely and hilariously psychotic as that would have been I've read this over and over and I still can't wrap my head around it. Why make it look like a birdhouse? "Haha, I filled this Snickers with razors! I'd never give it to any kids of course, but isn't that just the craziest?"
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:36 |
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Das Boo posted:I've read this over and over and I still can't wrap my head around it. Why make it look like a birdhouse? Nothing is going to happen, no one is going to hurt the birds. It's the implication.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:43 |
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But why?!
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:46 |
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Das Boo posted:But why?! maybe he's too wacky and quirky for you huh!!!!!! bet you don't even laugh at big bang theory
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:55 |
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sweeperbravo posted:maybe he's too wacky and quirky for you huh!!!!!! bet you don't even laugh at big bang theory So if I make literal death traps and don't use them, can I be fun and wacky too?
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:06 |
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Das Boo posted:So if I make literal death traps and don't use them, can I be fun and wacky too? Most signs point to yes
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zoux posted:Nothing is going to happen, no one is going to hurt the birds. It's the implication. Switch the housing to a My Little Pony fleshlight and leave it sitting around a Magic: the Gathering convention.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:10 |
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loving lol thanks I needed a Grinch project
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:28 |
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Missing the trap part. Let's stick it in a jack-in-the-box.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:40 |
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Smythe posted:Computer error messages putting words in my mouth. forcing me to use its tone and genered language. It's loving passive aggressive and honestly Creepy as gently caress It's like Error. Okay... then it's like "Alright, Let's Get Hopping Along" and I'm LIKE WTF!? I don't say Hopping Along, and Frankly, I don't like being told what I say and what I don't say by some "Man" in Redmond. It's like - WOW! I'll respond to this stack trace in my own voice, TYVM.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:44 |
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Jenny Agutter posted:a goon spent no money to build a machine that kills songbirds, entirely on purpose it's times like these that I'm glad to have dropped 15 euro on a message board thing
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:45 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:
oh hey it me im still kinda at that whole exchange goons gonna goon i guess
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:55 |
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he should gently caress the bird house
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 00:11 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:he should gently caress the bird house It sure hosed the thread
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 00:14 |
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Context: a dubious article about silicon valley CEOs supporting Trump.shiksa posted:as i spoke with my confidential super rich and powerful source, i noticed the framed memes decorating his office. some would be just at home on the front page of reddit, a site my source laments has been overrun with sjws "worse than the KKK". others however took a different turn, with more risque and controversial material that my contact doesn't share openly with lower-level employees. as i was admiring some of the more private memes on his wall, he walked behind me and whispered in my ear "/pol/ was right."
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 02:39 |
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Sweevo posted:i was pissing at an airport once and an american guy in one of the stalls kept saying "YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET!" really loudly every time he managed to squeeze a piece out
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Machai posted:some people have a different sense of humor he himself said it was more sad than funny!!!
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Anatharon posted:he himself said it was more sad than funny!!! More Funny Than Sad Forums Quotes: What a time to be a nitpicker
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 04:42 |
haejajaekjak posted:I've been playing Tribes at an elite level, the same as or better than players like Matin or RTCLL (and definitely way better than fireinasa or mabel or mstarr) for 15 years and have been offered money through small salary to play it at different times over my career. haejajaekjak posted:T;A is a heavily dumbed down game for casuals and needs to go the route of Tribes 1 LT PRO MODE (you know where we got paid salary to play the game and then moved on to Overwatch and got paid salary there too) like the Lightweight Perk was starting to do but on Steroids. haejajaekjak posted:I'm not arguing that at all. I'm simply stating that T:A's competitive community suffered because the game was overly dumbed down and not as robust for the competitive gamer as most competitive Tribes players would have liked. haejajaekjak posted:iceridge not sb but good description haejajaekjak posted:basically these arrogant game devs and casuals get ahold of this series. haejajaekjak posted:dunno whats more pathetic, the group of gbs losers trying to vote rig their way into competitive esports on /r/Tribes or the fact that i got a shitload of stalkers from writing a post about player league regulation and unions.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 09:11 |
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More like Dia-Tribes am I right
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Six hours at 2 in the morning.PleasureKevin posted:shut up Smythe posted:*cackling* the destruction of my enemies!!! the final obliteration of the foe!! long have we been embroiled in warfare and at times I was sure my doom was immenent. but in the end, on this day, as the sun sets on the battlefield and the moonglow echos off the hilt of thy fallen blade - it is I who stands alone. It is mine whos boots mark the battlefield. I shall survive. I have persevered. I shall not miss you. I loath you. Your vile body disgusts me even now, in death.
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Das Boo posted:So if I make literal death traps and don't use them, can I be fun and wacky too? Here is the thing about Goon Bird Death House: It's like owning a gun. Just because you have one, that doesn't mean you're going to shoot anybody with it. But you still have it. EDIT: Maybe a sword would be a better example in this case.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Here is the thing about Goon Bird Death House: Right. Going on and on about it and describing its structure only indicates that you are intending to impress people with your potential to maim or kill. The "'No birds will be harmed, I love 'em, I promise!' Santa said with a wink," stuff is there to mitigate creepiness and yet does the exact opposite
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yeah I plan to never use my automatic bird crusher on actual birds, but anyway, as I was saying, I have carefully calibrated a five second delay into it as the optimal bird crushing time to give the bird enough time to get inside but not enough time for it to realize that something is wrong
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Here is the thing about Goon Bird Death House: Not really. Nobody ever sighed as they drew their birdhouse.
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cock hero flux posted:yeah I plan to never use my automatic bird crusher on actual birds You'll never convince me that you're not feverishly posting your disgusting results on some bird murdering fetish website
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:bird murdering fetish website Pet Island?
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cock hero flux posted:Pet Island?
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