Szurumbur posted:

Sadly, it's too old for quoting, click the link.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3647273&pagenumber=3#post431646672

ol qwerty bastard posted:

captain america: civil war was really good

like if you're sick of superhero movies (and i totally can't blame you if you are) then you won't like it, but i think they managed to pull it off. despite having a huge ensemble cast (obviously) it didn't feel overstuffed like age of ultron. they introduced some new peeps but didn't try to give everyone a full origin story so it was just like "yep here's this other guy, he can also do stuff". spiderman was good, there was finally a scene where ant-man got really huge and wrecked some poo poo which was awesome, and the main conflict felt surprisingly believable and not forced (after batsmen vs suparman i was worried)

at the very end martin freeman shows up for about ten seconds so i'm assuming he's going to be in future marvel movies? or maybe he just happened to be walking by the set that day idk

Citizen Tayne posted:

Looks like staying in the business of entertaining children has worked out long-term for Disney. Good on them.

Szurumbur posted:

Sadly, it's too old for quoting, click the link.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3647273&pagenumber=3#post431646672

ilikedirt posted:

yea i bought this sandwich no big deal. when i paid i was like psh yeah keep the change then i unrolled my colostomy bag and put that sammich right in there no biggie. i figured i skip the muddle man u kbnow.

Avenging_Mikon posted:

That was a waste of a click.

greatn posted:

Isn't Daniel Radcliffe like completely average size? I don't think he's tiny like leading man RDJ or Kevin Hart.

MacheteZombie posted:

I dunno, I never saw that stage play he did.

Volume posted:

The MSJ posted:

Avenging_Mikon posted:

That was a waste of a click.

Drad_Bert posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwckOMHyUpU&t=82s

lol

Guy Mann posted:

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

why do people always go on about what the thread "needs", like it's some living, breathing mass that must be gently massaged and coddled and caressed like some sort of prime kobe autism

The MSJ posted:

angry_keebler posted:

typical fyad poster: a computer in my car? uh, haha i guess that could be pretty good

typical yosposter: do you even know that there are already computers in a car idiot??? i know there is one because i do sex on it when my ssri isn't interfering with my erection

Trig Discipline posted:

i've always wanted to write sci fi but i feel like i'd have to unlearn a lot of what i've learned for science writing. it's be like

"it was a beautiful sunny afternoon the first time we kissed. the sun was hot on the back of my neck, and she whispered 'i love you' into my ear"

i already said it was sunny once, i can cut one of those

"it was a beautiful afternoon the first time we kissed. the sun was hot on the back of my neck, and she whispered 'i love you' into my ear"

beautiful is kinda hyperbole, and really doesn't convey any new information

"it was a sunny afternoon the first time we kissed. the sun was hot on the back of my neck, and she whispered 'i love you' into my ear"

ultimately i guess the weather isn't particularly relevant to the actual purpose of the text

"it was afternoon the first time we kissed,and she whispered 'i love you' into my ear"

redundant, people typically don't whisper into your armpit

"it was afternoon the first time we kissed,and she whispered 'i love you'"

still a lot of unnecessary words there

"it was afternoon. she whispered 'i love you' and kissed me for the first time"

i guess the exact time isn't really relevant either

"it was day. she whispered 'i love you' and kissed me for the first time"

doesn't really matter how loud her voice was

"she said "i love you" during the day and kissed me the first time"

there, perfect!

Kinsky posted:

Larry Parrish posted:

You're the guy on the left.

trying to jack off posted:

smh

trying to jack off posted:

[larry looking at a picture of noted genius albert einstein] thats you lol

ElectricBlizzard posted:

Karate Bastard posted:

Are you taking anything for that discharge ma'am?

RareAcumen posted:

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous rear end in a top hat kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses, people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.

U.T. Raptor posted:

Trig Discipline posted:

Okay that's pretty great.

Chichevache posted:

The post or the vaping

Sham bam bamina! posted:

candy-flavored clouds of nicotine water from a robot's dick

quote:

You know when you were a kid and your dad was shaving and you'd pretend-shave beside him because you thought it made you look grown-up? Everything redditors do is that same talismanic grasping at symbols of adulthood and sophistication tinged with an air of desperately overthinking it while completely missing the point.

If I use a real straight-razor and make my own lather with a badger brush then that makes me manly and attractive, even though I have scraggly unkempt hair and I'm 50 pounds overweight. If I wear a fedora it will make me cool and sophisticated, even though I'm wearing it with jorts and a le meme t-shirt. If I smoke an ecig then I look hard-boiled and interesting, even though my baby palate means I have to puff candy-flavored clouds of nicotine water from a robot's dick.

Guy Mann posted:

You gotta post the entire quote, man.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

science writing by Trig Discipline

GWBBQ posted:

What about dumping LOX on something burning with fluorine that wouldn't burn with oxygen? Cool it down and let the vaporization disperse the source of fluorine. This could end in disaster if, for example, you have a small puddle of ClF3 on whatever you're burning and this splatters the ClF3 everywhere, but the original fire would be extinguished.

Collateral Damage posted:

I'm eagerly awaiting your lab report.

Cakefool posted:

Report: lab missing.

Choco1980 posted:

Holy crap that nails the psychology better than anyone I've ever seen try.

zoux posted:

So many of these dudes act like they are in some sort of masculinity cargo cult, where they sort of recognize the traditional signifiers of manhood but are unable to fully grasp or comprehend them so basically the strut around on a fake airstrip with bamboo fedoras hoping that one day Don Draper will be drawn back to their remote island and bestow upon them the secret of sex moves.

0toShifty posted:

There's a lot to see - plan a day!

One of the most disturbing things I saw was all the Japanese tourists taking selfies with the Enola Gay.

Cyrano4747 posted:

Nothing wrong with wanting a pic with one of the founding fathers of your democracy

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

I'm glad that my job literally has a person in the room taking down everything I say and reducing it to written record. That really limits the bad things I say.

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

"If the court recorder could please read back the transcript for the defense's last statement."

"Eight equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign D. If you know what I mean."

Crip Killa posted:

With all this talk about Trans rights and bathroom segregation I decided to do my part to break down the walls. I was hanging out around downtown and decided to use the women's bathroom.


probably http://i.imgur.com/7N2h2sx.jpg

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