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alphabettitouretti posted:"too your far stupider" Gotta give him credit for using Derek's real name at least Baby steps commando, baby steps
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peter gabriel posted:The funniest thing about Batgirl is her uninhibited outbursts about how poo poo the game is while she is playing it, followed closely by making hour ling videos that get no hits that take up CIG staff members time to make So, you're saying she's one of our secret agents? Because You need a Platinum upgrade to read this message?
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Do you think shitizens dare each other to say "Derek Smart" into a mirror 13 times
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I don't think she's sucking at all actually It's a thing really insecure women do when they know they're having their picture taken and are terrified of looking fat. Much like how crobblers has really obvious makeup contouring to make it look like he has cheekbones whenever he appears on camera.
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tuo posted:I hate everything sweet and love everything salty (my defintion of a pizza is many, many anchovies with whatever is needed under them so they don't fall to the floor). Strangely, the only time I like sweet flavour is when I BBQ. Spare Ribs with a nice cherry rub, smoked for two hours, then simmered in butter, brown sugar, maple sirup and borboun for another two hours. Finally glazed for another 30 minutes with a mix of apple juice and your favourite style BBQ sauce. It's unhealthy as gently caress, but once a year I can't stop myself from cooking it for the family. I want to come to your house on rib night, more than I want CIG to either fail or succeed. ManofManyAliases posted:No, partly because I haven't posted yet today. Hello all - good morning. Howdy.
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I mean while it is dumb don't be too quick to point fingers, we love ourselves some Crobbler and Shart Shitizen.
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orcinus posted:He lost it when he was much younger and normal sized. This thread should hold group readings of WC books. From what I've seen, they are like Ben's chat archives, but in space.
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Palisader posted:Fake edit: and fresh avocados. I make some baked tilapia? Put some avocado on that poo poo. A nice cold cut sandwich? Only complete with some avocado. A homemade quesadilla? You get the picture. I would do that, if only I didn't live in the Midwest and only get wrinkled dark green rocks instead of avocados.
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SelenicMartian posted:He nearly lost the other one, but Wing Commander saved him. A Beexoffel stimperial reading?
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SirPhoebos posted:Lol Llandre and Spacetoaster have done more to derail this thread than anything Toast has said. I got the torches! Anyone got spare pitchforks? I love me a good heretic burning, I really do.
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Semisponge posted:Do you think shitizens dare each other to say "Derek Smart" into a mirror 13 times I heard that if you repeat his name 3 times in the mirror he steals all your jpegs. 
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:"So Mrs. Lesnick, about your life insurance claim, " "Certainly, Mr. did you say your name was Biblioteca? Please, sit down and have a donut..."
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No Mods No Masters posted:I hope 2.5 has the long promised parkour in it. I really, really want to see some great star engine parkour Now the studios are fully up and running real development can start at speed. So the time from a CR incoherent mumbled promise to him angrily claiming it's already in the game should be much reduced. So good news really, since CR has gone silent on parkour it probably will be in 2.5, we just won't realise until a few months later.
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Samizdata posted:I got the torches! Anyone got spare pitchforks? I love me a good heretic burning, I really do. Guy couldn't be arsed enough to spell my name right. 
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intardnation posted:I think he would be more upset at what lando is doing to his girl. Naaaaaah, just means less time away from his Slovak WC collection.
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MeLKoR posted:I heard that if you repeat his name 3 times in the mirror he steals all your jpegs. I heard he burns them.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Chris Roberts, master of immersion What always cracks me up, though, is that the holographic projector... plates? (wtf?) have printed labels on them explaining what the hologram ABOVE them, projected into thin air represents.
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Samizdata posted:I heard he burns them. You mean to a CD-Rom? 
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Chris Roberts, master of immersion Sudden urge to perv over Veronica Lake.
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Samizdata posted:"Certainly, Mr. did you say your name was Biblioteca? Please, sit down and have a donut..." "If you're in the mood for something sweet..." <winks lasciviously>
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orcinus posted:What always cracks me up, though, is that the holographic projector... plates? (wtf?) have printed labels on them explaining what the hologram ABOVE them, projected into thin air represents. I love that it takes about what, 4m2, to convey no more information than a loving smartwatch
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I love that it takes about what, 4m2, to convey no more information than a loving smartwatch It's meant to save PC gaming, not wearable/mobile gaming, duh!
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Lladre posted:Guy couldn't be arsed enough to spell my name right. I mean, you're just a shilletic, so what's the need for a name? They all burn the same!
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Lladre posted:This made me sad.  Better now?
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I love that it takes about what, 4m2, to convey no more information than a loving smartwatch Toggle switches taller than their guards are also very functional.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:You mean to a CD-Rom? Down to the ground, I hear. Down to the ground. Warlords aren't much for optical media.
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"All they did was form the existing code into a finished package" You see, computer games code is a lot like modeling clay. First you have to mix it with water and let it get to the right consistency, but then you can basically shape it into whatever you want.
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:Wouldn't you end up with a whole bunch of parallax issues if you just had holograms projected and not set up like a reflex sight? I don't know I never did physics. Nah, if they're actual holograms, there are no paralax issues - to your eyes, the lightfield they project is essentially the same as it would be if emitted (/reflected) by an object occupying the same space.
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Something a bit different while I avoid actually playing the game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRiq2_LmZrs
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Beet Wagon posted:"All they did was form the existing code into a finished package" Except you neglected the kiln firing as part of it going gold.
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peter gabriel posted:Something a bit different while I avoid actually playing the game drat Reddit downvoting apparently kept my comment on that thread from being immortalized in one of your videos.  
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Samizdata posted:drat Reddit downvoting apparently kept my comment on that thread from being immortalized in one of your videos. The system
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The problem with Batgirl, Scott Manley, and the rest of the streamers is that they present an image of Star Citizen which is highly selective. Star Citizen exists in a reality-denying field, everyone talks about what will happen, how ship X or mechanic Y will work. Very few people talk about what exists today and it's relation to other games. The shitizens exist in this happy world of dreams and make-believe. CIG raises money in this happy world too. As long as the streamers persist in dreaming about the future of Star Citizen, they will continue helping CIG fleece nerds everywhere.
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orcinus posted:Toggle switches taller than their guards are also very functional. They're just adapted for the sausage fingered You know who else hated the differently abled+??  Thats right, Sandi
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