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NomChompsky posted:Geralt of Rivia would never hunt virgins. He just stumbles upon them in the wild and defeats them in single combat with their maidenhood as the prize. He seems like the kinda guy that'd be annoyed at finding virgins all the time. "Give me a wrinkled whore who knows what she's doing!"
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Pick posted:Women are socialized not to check because we only lift the seat when we're cleaning the toilet, and the put it down after. Also most of us grew up in proper homes where the toilet isn't left in shambles every time someone takes a wee. Do you think any self-respecting maid would leave a toilet with the seat up? How are you even able to 'not check' unless you're walking into the bathroom with your eyes closed or walking into the bathroom backwards and backing up onto the toilet like a truck? When you walk into the bathroom don't you see the toilet in front of you?!? I have never, never understood how this has become a trope that people complain about or an issue in any way. You walk towards the toilet then spin around to sit on it, you can see the entirety of the toilet as you approach it to assess the seat / lid situation, it's not a mystery or puzzle to figure out 
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May 4, 2017 01:42
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I don't turn on the light when I go to pee at night. I roam in total darkness, led by my keen sense of direction.
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May 4, 2017 01:52
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women navigate by echolocation
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May 4, 2017 02:01
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Pvt.Scott posted:He seems like the kinda guy that'd be annoyed at finding virgins all the time. I can hear him saying that so clearly in my head that I'm not sure it isn't a direct quote from the game.
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May 4, 2017 02:03
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Professor Bling posted:women navigate by echolocation Women, like other hawks, can see in the ultraviolet, so we just follow faint trails of urine left by our husbands to locate the toilet. Unfortunately, if you have not finished civilizing him, that pee trail is liable to end up going just about anywhere, up to and including Beirut.
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May 4, 2017 02:06
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Pvt.Scott posted:He seems like the kinda guy that'd be annoyed at finding virgins all the time. "Hmm. Footprints...heading into the woods. Gait says virgin but...that stench...she's no virgin. Can follow that smell to the source..."
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May 4, 2017 02:08
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Pick posted:I don't turn on the light when I go to pee at night. I roam in total darkness, led by my keen sense of direction. I actually do this, because I don't want to blind myself by turning on a light. I always make sure to check the lid just in case my fiancee put it down to have her makeup kit sitting on it or something.
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A very conservative/fundamentalist girl [19F] on my [19F] dorm wing has been trying police our [19-20F] behavior, believing we're all going to hell for petty things.quote:First off, it's important to note that I attend a (Protestant, NOT fundie) Christian university. Everyone involved in the story is a professing Christian to some degree. Please keep this in mind with the story.
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May 4, 2017 02:56
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Kurieg posted:This isn't R/relationships but gently caress. Can we start a Kickstarter to have this person castrated?
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The Lone Badger posted:Can we start a Kickstarter to have this person castrated? it would be better to rip out his tongue and chop off his hands imo
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The Lone Badger posted:Can we start a Kickstarter to have this person castrated? i somehow dont think this will be necessary
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Haifisch posted:A very conservative/fundamentalist girl [19F] on my [19F] dorm wing has been trying police our [19-20F] behavior, believing we're all going to hell for petty things. Some people are just fundamentally (haw) broken human beings because religion really is that terrifying if you truly believe it.
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May 4, 2017 03:26
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Dienes posted:No question. People pawing through their partner's poo poo for no reason other to find something to be mad about piss me off. My ex installed spy software on my PC because she didn't trust me. She found out I would sometimes say I was going to bed but actually play video games for an hour and then go to bed 
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Tender Bender posted:My ex installed spy software on my PC because she didn't trust me. She found out I would sometimes say I was going to bed but actually play video games for an hour and then go to bed Dude you're a real piece of poo poo
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VanSandman posted:Some people are just fundamentally (haw) broken human beings because religion really is that terrifying if you truly believe it. Help, I go to a Christian college and for some reason my dorm-mate behaves as if there is an omnipotent, omniscient being constantly watching and judging them.
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Clark Nova posted:Help, I go to a Christian college and for some reason my dorm-mate behaves as if there is an omnipotent, omniscient being constantly watching and judging them. Jack him off
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May 4, 2017 03:35
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Kurieg posted:This isn't R/relationships but gently caress. clearly the ultimate cuckoldry is raising a son that fucks the 19 year old you detonated your marriage over and his mom and then you help me I cannot stop him
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May 4, 2017 03:35
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brakeless posted:clearly the ultimate cuckoldry is raising a son that fucks the 19 year old you detonated your marriage over As a father I can only say inshallah
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Haifisch posted:A very conservative/fundamentalist girl [19F] on my [19F] dorm wing has been trying police our [19-20F] behavior, believing we're all going to hell for petty things. I had an RA like this one. After college he came out of the closet. maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 04:21 on May 4, 2017 |
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Haifisch posted:A very conservative/fundamentalist girl [19F] on my [19F] dorm wing has been trying police our [19-20F] behavior, believing we're all going to hell for petty things. The only solution is a serious hazing.
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therobit posted:The only solution is a serious hazing.
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May 4, 2017 04:21
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Kurieg posted:This isn't R/relationships but gently caress. I think of it like rear end-pennies. I can't be absolutely sure, but there's a non-zero chance that any random older guy has been cucked by me in just this fashion and that gives me the upper hand in any negotiations. I also imagine that I have therefore retroactively cucked every man in their family line, making me almost like the Genghis Khan of cuckolding.
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Blue Train posted:This is extremely funny but a good husband would have gotten her to lose weight YO, CAN A BITCH JUST LIVE?!? Why are you policing her loving weight like that, gently caress.
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Tender Bender posted:My ex installed spy software on my PC because she didn't trust me. She found out I would sometimes say I was going to bed but actually play video games for an hour and then go to bed I did this. I did it to my ex. I daresay I'll do it again if anyone ever decides to flip that terrible coin once more.
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May 4, 2017 06:52
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Also that person doesn't seem to get that sons are for keeping the family business alive and training to fight and whatever. Daughters are for cherishing and being proud of and making you feel like you can produce something wonderful and lovely and good. You catch your son working his rear end off at HQ and you're like, drat right boy. You catch your daughter smiling at a hummingbird and you are like gosh, my daughter is perfect in every way and I am such a lucky man, I am blessed to know that someone like me could create something so beautiful and pure.
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Pick posted:Also that person doesn't seem to get that sons are for keeping the family business alive and training to fight and whatever. Daughters are for cherishing and being proud of and making you feel like you can produce something wonderful and lovely and good. You catch your son working his rear end off at HQ and you're like, drat right boy. You catch your daughter smiling at a hummingbird and you are like gosh, my daughter is perfect in every way and I am such a lucky man, I am blessed to know that someone like me could create something so beautiful and pure. Nah, sons are for doing hard labor and when the settlement is threatened sending them off to die in droves to protect the women, for good reason. Women are valuable assets. Not only would it take us a long time to come back from losing a substantial portion of the women folk, every daughter is worth a dowry and are ripe to be sold off to the nearest family that still has a son left over, then you gain a son, a bunch of property, and maybe those two little shits will make more kids. Sons are expendable. Daughters are money in the bank, baby. Edit: That's not how dowry's work yes I know I was really not firing on all cylinders last night. But women are still property. 
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Well I'm definitely a failure as a daughter. I spent a year of my childhood obsessed with the idea of catching a hummingbird, skinning and tanning it, eating it, preserving its bones, and becoming a wizard. I lived in Southeast Texas. There were no hummingbirds. I was neither pure nor good and I looked like a haystack with glasses and stilts. CUCKED AGAIN
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Sons are for projecting your own failures and insecurities onto. Daughters are for wishing you had sons but whatever I guess this weird girl thing will have to do.
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May 4, 2017 07:42
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Hummingbirds do live in southeastern Texas, all of Texas actually.
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Probably. They were all smart enough to stay the hell away from me, though. I kinda lived in a yaupon thicket in the middle of a gator swamp though so if there's a single pocket of No Hummingbirds in the USA that's probably it. I was, and remain, super nearsighted though. And extremely loud.
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NomChompsky posted:Women are valuable assets. Not only would it take us a long time to come back from losing a substantial portion of the women folk, every daughter is worth a dowry and are ripe to be sold off to the nearest family that still has a son left over, then you gain a son, a bunch of property, and maybe those two little shits will make more kids. Are you thinking of bride prices? Dowries go the other way. You gotta save up to pay somebody to take your daughters off your hands.
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ask me how desirable you become the week before finals in art school when you're good at art
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Elsa posted:ask me how desirable you become the week before finals in art school when you're good at art Isn't an art final just "make a art?" Why would you need to be good at it? After all, who can judge whether art is objectively good or not?
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WampaLord posted:Isn't an art final just "make a art?" none of these are the question I invited you to ask
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Elsa posted:none of these are the question I invited you to ask *inhales deeply* After all, what is art, man? *exhales bong rip*
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WampaLord posted:*inhales deeply* *receives bong* I guess none of this matters if you want to just *takes rip* draw one page of hand drawn webcomics per week or make etsy shirt prints and never become a working artist but otherwise it's kind of important to be capable of realistic, representational art
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but you're right it's quite common to earn an art degree and never make use of it
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the fact that i work my rear end off (lol) every day to enable artists a living is the difference between us and the cavemen what 'm trayin to say is gently caress u
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