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Moltrey posted:as a strong gamer, i sit and analyze every new screen intensely, sometimes for as long as ten minutes, as if im playing a game of chess with this fun number algorithm story delivering program
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sebmojo posted:it's like a dick, and balls Let's just say the base is flared
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yeah I eat rear end posted:On a related note, it makes me unreasonably angry when people call themselves a "writer" or "artist" or "musician" or whatever when they have never truly successfully done it for a living, let alone made any money off of it. Jerry Cotton posted:"I'm a biker." Snowglobe of Doom posted:"I'm a wanker"
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Pingiivi posted:OK. So you've been bagged and stripped and you're in some death cave. Now you've pooped your key and get your hands free. What now?
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Pingiivi posted:My survival buttshank is always ready to go.
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Chichevache posted:So Van Gogh isn't an artist, right? I thought he sold a bunch of paintings and the whole "he only ever sold one/none" was just something crummy artists told themselves as a way to avoid reality.
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Sabreseven posted:Turns out I am probably allergic to blue cheese, my rear end is burning with such malice and evil that I'm half expecting two midgets and a loving wizard turning up to carry it into Mordor.
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:I want someone to die from a bizarre masturbation ritual. Carradine came close but I'm hoping someone else goes even further Lurdiak posted:Be the change you want to see in the world. Later: Gonz posted:Chris Cornell died. Timby posted:Cornell's death being investigated as a suicide. ruddiger posted:He didn't want to live in a world without Powers Boothe. glam rock hamhock posted:Actually be didn't want to live in a world with Roger Ailes. If only he had waited just a little longer... Baron von Eevl posted:Cornell actually just read Lurdiak's post
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OwlFancier posted:I want a language like German except instead of Masculine Feminine and Neuter all words are either Animal Woman or Bodily Discharge. homullus posted:Animals, Women, and Bodily Discharges are the foundation of the internet.
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The Phlegmatist posted:okay sure (this is also what I think of most genre fiction)
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Caesar Saladin posted:i'm not sure if its bullying but in high school we told one of our bros that we were all dancing at the talent show. And like, he'd go out there and start dancing first and be like "Boys! Help me out!" and we'd join him on stage. But like, we were in the audience watching and we didn't come out and he ran off stage embarrassed after doing the introductory dance number. drat that was funny. It was to that song that went "This is the Rhythm of the Niiight" and we even had a fake dance number choreographed to trick him.
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surebet posted:dude had an ar-15, tries for a melee but somehow manages to throw it at the cop instead Wiggly posted:The shotgun was not loaded. Zaphod42 posted:An AR-15 is a rifle, son. Not a shotgun. canyoneer posted:Actually you'll find it was an unshot gun if you watch the video
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Pick posted:Cougar Gold is sold this way and it is extremely good. gently caress all y'all, because of this thread I am eating Cougar Gold RIGHT NOW.  Two pounds of canned cheese. I wait for death with my eyes on glory.
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elise the great posted:gently caress all y'all, because of this thread I am eating Cougar Gold RIGHT NOW. I had never heard of this before last week and now I'm seeing it pop up all over the place. It looks and sounds amazing but it is $22 for a can and apparently I am too poor for cheese 
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titties posted:I had never heard of this before last week and now I'm seeing it pop up all over the place. It looks and sounds amazing but it is $22 for a can and apparently I am too poor for cheese I'm tempted to try it, but from another thread I don't know if I have enough cheese experience to really enjoy it. I bought a 5 year old gouda thats sitting in my fridge. So I wanna see what these "flakey cheese crystals" are before I cannonball into the deep end of some niche canned Washingtonian cheddar cheese. I feel this cheese may be more advanced than I can handle.
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If this is viral marketing, congratulations, it worked. Seriously considering ordering university canned cheese on the internet.
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Just go to wheatever whole foods equivelent you live near when you get a chance and buy some cheddar from their artisanal cheese place. It will have crystals and taste good.
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Improbable Lobster posted:I do not think quality when I hear the phrase "canned, university sports team branded cheese" What if I told you that it had flavor crystals? Like that gum from the 90's.
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All this cheese talk is giving me sympathy farts.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:All this cheese talk is giving me sympathy farts. More like absurd asshazard
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Somfin posted:More like absurd asshazard Yeah.
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Somfin posted:More like absurd asshazard More like oldfartless! Wait...
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Improbable Lobster posted:I do not think quality when I hear the phrase "canned, university sports team branded cheese" cougs is not just a football team cougs is life
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Alaois posted:cougs is not just a football team On an entirely unrelated topic, how's yer mother?
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Improbable Lobster posted:I do not think quality when I hear the phrase "canned, university sports team branded cheese" It has nothing to do with sports. Washington state university is a well-established institution with a very strong agriculture program, and their dairy program is exceptional. It is sold in cans because they invented the cheese canning process. My dad ages Cougar Gold in hideaways around his property which I assume will last forever. Pick has a new favorite as of 07:32 on May 20, 2017 |
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Ages canned cheese? Jesus. So these crystals, it's like Gatorade powder mixed in? I guess orange crystals could be tasty.
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Outrail posted:So these crystals, it's like Gatorade powder mixed in? I guess orange crystals could be tasty. Wikipedia posted:Cheese crystals are whitish, semi-solid to solid, slightly crunchy to gritty crystalline spots, granules, and aggregates that can form on the surface and inside of cheese. Cheese crystals are characteristic of many long-aged hard cheeses.
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The cheese comes with a little pamphlet urging you to remove it from the can for storage once it's opened, because the can is ideal for aging while it remains hermetically sealed, but once you open it you'll quickly start to see degradation and discoloration as the metal oxidizes and reacts with the acidity of the cheese. You're also repeatedly advised that the canning process is to maintain biostasis and balanced pH, but does not provide shelf stability-- it has to be refrigerated even before the seal is breached. It's a hell of a distance from Cheez Wiz, and it better be, for $22/can. You don't have to go whole coug to have a splendid cheddar experience, though, really. Roll up to the cheese counter at an upscale grocery and ask if they have any aged cheddars with tyrosine crystallization. Also, while you're there, grab a big pie-slice wedge of fromager d'affinois, a Brie-lookin piece of work that's closer to butter than cheese in texture. Serve it near room temp, with crackers or bread to smear it on, and eat the rind too-- some bloomy-rinded cheeses have strong or bitter rind flavors, but d'affinois has a delicate rind that tastes basically like a white button mushroom covered in brie-like cheese. I gotta stop talking about food in unrelated threads before I get the world's most embarrassing ban
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I've eaten New Zealand canned Army cheese. It was legitimately great.
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More like elsie the grate cause you be gratin bout cheese 
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titties posted:I had never heard of this before last week and now I'm seeing it pop up all over the place. It looks and sounds amazing but it is $22 for a can and apparently I am too poor for cheese
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