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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

EvilHawk posted:

Instead the DUP are deliberately dragging their heels to (I think) get the best deal for themselves. The longer it goes on the more time Labour can trot people out to the press shouting about the "Coalition of Chaos". The 1922 committee cannot possibly get her to resign now as it would basically hand the government over to Labour. They have to hope that the Queen's Speech will go through smoothly (and I sense that Corbyn is going to do everything in his power to stop that from happening). Any other action will absolutely lead to an election in 6 months.

Even if they do get a Qieens Speech through I can't see this attempted government lasting that long, and going into another election with May in charge is suicide. I'd have said the Tories best chance would be installing one of the less obviously obnoxious MPs like Philip Hammond in charge with time enough for him to have had a few months in charge before the election and with a new manifesto that is not so transparently nasty, grasping and spiteful.

Another election is not too far in the future and they'll take more significant losses than in this one if they don't stop the bleeding quickly. Look how discredited May became during the campaign, add more on for the embarrassment of the outcome and then further for using the DUP to prop her up. She'll poison the party.

Noxville fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Jun 12, 2017

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kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

I write my Tory fanfic while wearing a grey suit and listening to Elgar mixed with the tormented cries of paups

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






I like that journalists are only now realising that Lynton Crosby isn't some evil genius, hes actually full of poo poo and is working with a very limited and transparently obvious set of tools.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Ludicro posted:

Sorry I should specify this was my parents house. I moved back a few years ago after my relationship broke down and I lost my flat, since then I bounced back, met my current girlfriend and have spent a few days a week there while we house hunt as it's a 20 minute walk from work rather than a 37 mile drive.

Basically she started arguing with me almost as soon as I came through the door (I'd been staying with my girlfriend since Thursday as usual). Tried to avoid the discussion as I know it never ends well, but ended up responding as she seemed convinced that the Tories won, Labour lost, and that all "you young people" voted for Corbyn because we wanted free handouts. She blew her top when I commented that the Tories view the sick and disabled as scroungers (she is disabled) and screamed at me repeatedly to pack my stuff and get out.

Luckily I was able to go back to my girlfriends place which is where I am now. Bit of a shock tbh.

That kind of thing is unfortunately what happens when people who've bought whole hog into the right wing narrative get smacked in the face with reality. Cognitive dissonance translates into panic anger.

Sorry man.

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..


Been away for the weekend so I left this til I got back.



Also as I was catching up on my phone and wanted to come back to your quote later so I saved the link to google keep. The pic it decided to go with said link was, well...



All hall Ober communist bitch

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Not Operator posted:

I'm genuinely shocked by this level of self awareness. I just assumed they repeated it until this bollocks until they believed it.

Take it all with a pinch of salt. May's been trying her hardest to distance herself from the campaign and its decisions over the weekend, which is odd considering how often they were leaking during the campaign about how much influence she was having over it and how she had forced them to make changes throughout.

Ludicro posted:

Basically she started arguing with me almost as soon as I came through the door (I'd been staying with my girlfriend since Thursday as usual). Tried to avoid the discussion as I know it never ends well, but ended up responding as she seemed convinced that the Tories won, Labour lost, and that all "you young people" voted for Corbyn because we wanted free handouts. She blew her top when I commented that the Tories view the sick and disabled as scroungers (she is disabled) and screamed at me repeatedly to pack my stuff and get out.

I had a similar situation with my ma, thankfully without her being in a position to kick me out of my house. I'm sorry, and genuinely hope you're okay.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Overminty posted:

Been away for the weekend so I left this til I got back.



Also as I was catching up on my phone and wanted to come back to your quote later so I saved the link to google keep. The pic it decided to go with said link was, well...



All hall Ober communist bitch

noice

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Noxville posted:

Even if they do get a Qieens Speech through I can't see this attempted government lasting that long, and going into another election with May in charge is suicide. I'd have said the Tories best chance would be installing one of the less obviously off sensible MPs like Philip Hammond in charge with time enough for him to have had a few months in charge before the election and with a new manifesto that is not so transparently nasty, grasping and spiteful.

Another election is not too far in the future and they'll take more significant losses than in this one if they don't stop the bleeding quickly. Look how discredited May became during the campaign, add more on for the embarrassment of the outcome and then further for using the DUP to prop her up. She'll poison the party.

yeah, I'm so glad she's clung on, there's no telling if someone new could turn around public perception again.

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

That kind of thing is unfortunately what happens when people who've bought whole hog into the right wing narrative get smacked in the face with reality. Cognitive dissonance translates into panic anger.

Sorry man.

it's really horrible. It's just like that ConHome guy who voted Tory to spite his son for outarguing him but worse.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Not Operator posted:

I'm genuinely shocked by this level of self awareness. I just assumed they repeated it until this bollocks until they believed it.

Holy poo poo maybe May's staying after all, they've thought up a plausible scapegoat! And I never got to make my "Lynton's Interfering Hand" joke at D&D night :(

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Gorn Myson posted:

I like that journalists are only now realising that Lynton Crosby isn't some evil genius, hes actually full of poo poo and is working with a very limited and transparently obvious set of tools.

Hey now, the man is certainly a genius at pissing away money.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Baron Corbyn posted:

way back but supposedly Corbyn and McDonnell see Rebecca Long-Bailey as their successor.

Could you imagine having to choose between Clive Lewis or Rebecca Long-Bailey in a Labour leadership contest? What an agony of choice :allears:

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
There's no way May goes into the next election. The reason she's still there is because who'd even want to be leader at this point?

Right now the party is reeling and it ain't going to get easier.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Fans posted:

There's no way May goes into the next election. The reason she's still there is because who'd even want to be leader at this point?

Right now the party is reeling and it ain't going to get easier.

The situation they're in makes it even harder for a credible new leader to emerge. She can't afford to bring genuine new blood into the cabinet without alienating one of the established big dogs, and so the only MP's who are likely to have a chance of making a bid are those same old names who have terrible image problems to start with.

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
Here's the DUP version of kustomkarkommando's fanfic:

There's something everyone has missed about the DUP and the Fixed Term Parliaments Act

quote:

How much leverage do the Democratic Unionist Party have over the Conservatives?

The traditional conservative party that is Northern Ireland’s largest is negotiating an arrangement with the Tories to keep them in office, after Theresa May fell short of a majority in the election last week.

There’s one reading that says that the DUP have precious little leverage. Their antipathy to Jeremy Corbyn due to his historical meetings with the IRA during the 1980s means that, unlike with previous Labour leaders, they cannot do a deal with Labour. Nor can they go back to their voters having put Corbyn in Downing Street.

So they’re stuffed, right? Whatever the Conservatives put on the table, they have to accept. Well, not really.

The DUP have already agreed in principle to a “confidence and supply” deal – that is, they will support the government on budget votes and votes of confidence – but the details are still to be hammered out.

But what is being missed are the consequences of the Fixed Term Parliaments Act of 2011, and the increased leverage it gives to the DUP. Under the act, a parliament runs for five years unless there is a two-thirds majority for an early election or the government loses a vote of no confidence and no-one is able to form a new government within 14 days.

The really important thing about that is it significantly reduces the scope of what “confidence and supply” means. When Labour ran a minority government for five years from 1974 to 1979, they were both more vulnerable (they could have fallen almost at any time) and more powerful (as they could turn difficult votes into “back me or sack me” issues). And it was assumed that finance bills and Queen’s Speeches were confidence issues.

Thanks to the Fixed Term Parliaments Act, “confidence votes” have been explicitly drawn to exclude votes on the Budget or the Queen’s Speech. A government only falls if it loses a vote of no confidence. It no longer falls if it loses a major vote, a Budget vote or even the Queen’s Speech.

This obviously increases the leverage of the DUP – and Labour’s ability to harry the government day-to-day. The DUP can hold the government up, by backing them in confidence votes. But they can also let them down by deserting them on essentially everything else to secure bigger concessions from the Conservative Party.

Far from being trapped by the Conservatives, the DUP have more leverage over them than a minor party has ever enjoyed in a hung parliament before.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Firos posted:

Could you imagine having to choose between Clive Lewis or Rebecca Long-Bailey in a Labour leadership contest? What an agony of choice :allears:

I think the former anti-Corbyn wing would be backing Clive while Corbyn and McDonnell back Rebecca which would probably swing it for her.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Hieronymous Alloy posted:

That kind of thing is unfortunately what happens when people who've bought whole hog into the right wing narrative get smacked in the face with reality. Cognitive dissonance translates into panic anger.

Sorry man.
It can be fun to play with though, by flipping the narrative back and demanding the elderly to play a bigger part in improving our country.

I like agreeing that this country is in dire straits and that there is no money left...which is why we should abolish the retirement age and get the over 65s back into work. We're all in this together, and we can't allow ourselves to get soft even in our old age; the elderly must work hard as well as the young. And while I'm at it, why should we have winter fuel payments? Maybe if these people weren't so loving lazy when they were young then they'd be able to afford to pay for their own heating, so why should I be financially punished because of their poor life choices and lack of planning?

In all seriousness though, I only do this if people are flat out hardcore in their beliefs. I've met a lot of older people who are pretty chilled out and willing to just talk and learn and are if anything fascinated when talking about a subject in greater depth than their copy of the Daily Mail does.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Skinty McEdger posted:

The situation they're in makes it even harder for a credible new leader to emerge. She can't afford to bring genuine new blood into the cabinet without alienating one of the established big dogs, and so the only MP's who are likely to have a chance of making a bid are those same old names who have terrible image problems to start with.

It's delicious. I'm glad they all must be tearing their hair out while also completely impotent. If the DUP fucks them and we get that early election this will be the best timeline

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Ludicro posted:

Sorry I should specify this was my parents house. I moved back a few years ago after my relationship broke down and I lost my flat, since then I bounced back, met my current girlfriend and have spent a few days a week there while we house hunt as it's a 20 minute walk from work rather than a 37 mile drive.

Basically she started arguing with me almost as soon as I came through the door (I'd been staying with my girlfriend since Thursday as usual). Tried to avoid the discussion as I know it never ends well, but ended up responding as she seemed convinced that the Tories won, Labour lost, and that all "you young people" voted for Corbyn because we wanted free handouts. She blew her top when I commented that the Tories view the sick and disabled as scroungers (she is disabled) and screamed at me repeatedly to pack my stuff and get out.

Luckily I was able to go back to my girlfriends place which is where I am now. Bit of a shock tbh.

That's highly poo poo of her, I'm sorry man. Hopefully in time she'll come round. Also very glad you've got somewhere to live even if it is much less convenient for you.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Yeah, whatever, the Tories could have a khaki vote of no confidence.

Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

It is really dumb to think of the DUP as 'traditional conservatives'. That's true of Jeffrey Donaldson, who spent too much time with Enoch Powell as a youth, but not really of the rest of them.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Zephro posted:

Are you going to write back to them? I mean, they're completely wrong and that seems pretty significant.

Yeah, I've went back to them, and am asking my MP on twitter (after congratulating him on re-election) to confirm UK Policy, telling him the BBC said otherwise.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

So what do you folks think actually will sink the agreement between the DUP and the Tories?

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

mehall posted:

Yeah, I've went back to them, and am asking my MP on twitter (after congratulating him on re-election) to confirm UK Policy, telling him the BBC said otherwise.

This article might be of use to you if you want a quote from the Met commissioner: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/nov/17/shoot-to-kill-what-is-the-uks-policy

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Captain Fargle posted:

So what do you folks think actually will sink the agreement between the DUP and the Tories?

Favourable polling for the Tories or the DUP saying something completely unconscionable

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

So traditionally, losing a vote on the Budget is no confidence and an instant election. Makes sense; the government no longer has the legal right to spend money. What the hell happens if that happens now? Do we get yank-style shutdowns of the whole administration?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/874334519561785344

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Captain Fargle posted:

So what do you folks think actually will sink the agreement between the DUP and the Tories?

Flegs

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

feedmegin posted:

So traditionally, losing a vote on the Budget is no confidence and an instant election. Makes sense; the government no longer has the legal right to spend money. What the hell happens if that happens now? Do we get yank-style shutdowns of the whole administration?

Well, I guess Labour would get a chance to form a government, probably refuse, and then we'd get a new election.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Fans posted:

If you want a Gang Tag drop me a PM. Please don't fill up the thread asking for them.



They'll take a little to turn up.

Sorry for asking in thread but I don't have PMs. Please can I have a permanent mark of my jammy allegiance?

jabby
Oct 27, 2010


In reality it probably wouldn't happen that way though. If the DUP failed to back a budget or a Queen's speech there's probably enough Tories who would no-confidence their own government just to end the farce.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Gort posted:

Well, I guess Labour would get a chance to form a government, probably refuse, and then we'd get a new election.

Only if Parliament votes for that to happen, though, that's kinda the point of the Act. It needn't actually do that.

CestMoi
Sep 16, 2011

Everyone please remember to sign the petition to investigate Labour's electoral fraud, because students have 2 places they can sign up, so they obviously voted twice. We need to deliver this petition to the Sun newspaper.

https://www.change.org/p/uk-electoral-commission-labour-general-election-fraud-2017

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

One_Wing
Feb 19, 2012

Handsome, sophisticated space elves.
I'm basically assuming the strategy from the Tories at this point is to hold on and try to push through their Voter ID law, kick out May then immediately call a snap election and hope that enough young people without photo ID can't get it within the election period. The sad thing is it might work, I have no idea if there are enough Tories who hate winning enough to block it on principle (though the labour lords could at least buy time by holding it up).

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

feedmegin posted:

So traditionally, losing a vote on the Budget is no confidence and an instant election. Makes sense; the government no longer has the legal right to spend money. What the hell happens if that happens now? Do we get yank-style shutdowns of the whole administration?

The new statesman article is a little misleading or poorly worded. Budgets are no longer counted as a confidence vote, but if you lose one now you would have to have a confidence vote afterwards. I would assume you would have to try and get another budget through if you won the confidence vote.

Budgets are normally designed to come into effect several months after they're passed, so at least in the UK there is enough wiggle room that things wouldn't shut down over night.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

CestMoi posted:

Everyone please remember to sign the petition to investigate Labour's electoral fraud, because students have 2 places they can sign up, so they obviously voted twice. We need to deliver this petition to the Sun newspaper.

https://www.change.org/p/uk-electoral-commission-labour-general-election-fraud-2017

13,411 supporters
1,589 needed to reach 15,000

:cripes:

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

My boy Rees-Mogg with the real news

quote:

We should not abandon vellum – it tells us that our laws are serious

No one disputes the need to cut parliamentary costs. But inscribing acts on paper instead of calfskin will save little, and undermine the authority of UK legislation

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/feb/17/vellum-laws-parliament-paper-costs?CMP=fb_gu

redmedicine
Mar 7, 2015

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Kirchick#2016_presidential_elections

Well Surprise Surprise that the Hillary Clinton Supporter is complaining about too much democracy!

too intelligent for democracy


Seeing a lot more of these "democracy is actually bad, you see" hot takes from the Serious Commentator pundits since Brexit, Trump's victory and now this. Their authoritarianism is coming to the surface. Rather than looking at the roots of popular discontent or critiquing the ruling class, they'd prefer to take the ball and go home.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

CestMoi posted:

Everyone please remember to sign the petition to investigate Labour's electoral fraud, because students have 2 places they can sign up, so they obviously voted twice. We need to deliver this petition to the Sun newspaper.

https://www.change.org/p/uk-electoral-commission-labour-general-election-fraud-2017

This has been a huge talking point in the right wing social media for months. Mostly from people who don't understand how the rules work.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I mean he's right, I'm pretty sure the government can afford to write the important stuff on some durable paper.

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