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Reik posted:How long until Trump tweets "I prefer senators that don't get brain tumors."? "I'd be glad to speak at his funeral so long as his whiny family doesn't get upset when I make it all about me."
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:45 |
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FizFashizzle posted:Dementia is worse than a brain tumor imo Only because a brain tumor has the decency to kill you faster.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:46 |
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Since he's liable to get nicked for double perjury if he resigns/gets fired, I can see Sessions singing to Congress in exchange for immunity.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:49 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:I feel like this is the 4th time we've thought this was going to happen and didn't Yeah but now he's talking about it directly and hinting about a 'red line' which means that there's probably people desperately trying to stop him from doing it and also that there's at least one voice trying to get him to do it. Either way, he's talking about it, so that means more smoke.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:50 |
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A lovely Reporter posted:John McCain is a vile, hypocritical, heartless man who has done incalculable damage to individuals and to the world at large. i just went back to the first post with thread rules and was surprised to see i was quoted re: making fun of conway and now i have to do some self-examination, how i could have said that but also be pretty nonchalant about mccain's predicament thanks
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:50 |
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Paradoxish posted:It's also one of those things that's a direct test of the strength of our democratic systems, which is scary in its own right. Like I think there's a 99% chance that Congress wouldn't stand by and let things go down this way, but that 1% chance is actually scary as gently caress. Yeah, the truth is probably in the middle, people in this thread want it to be 'ha! you sprung the nixon trap card, now you are instant impeached!" and trump would want the investigation to end instantly if he was fired. Realistic is that muller seems pretty serious about this and odds are they would replace him with someone who wasn't totally giving up on it but also might not be quite as qualified.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:52 |
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0% chance Sessions resigns, he doesnt give a poo poo about Trump making GBS threads on him as long as he can still crank the war on drugs back up to 11
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:52 |
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https://twitter.com/keisertroll/status/887862302090731520
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Volkerball posted:Why don't you try reading. If I hadn't read it, I wouldn't know how stupid your make believe scenario was.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:53 |
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skylined! posted:also re: trump complaining about muelller investigating trump orgs: Just LOL if what causes Trump to freak out isn't the threat of revealing that his electoral manipulation actually happened... . ..but that its revealed he's nowhere near as rich as he says he is.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:54 |
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Snuffman posted:Just LOL if what causes Trump to freak out isn't the threat of revealing that his electoral manipulation actually happened... There's a rumor that during the roast of donald trump they were told repeatedly not to mention his net worth. At all.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:59 |
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Sorry guys, turns out there actually is no piss tape. Putin just has Trump's tax returns.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 03:59 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I can see Sessions just quitting in disgust even if he's a true die hard believer because Trump being the worst most insufferable boss on the face of the planet does things to people. Sessions is not going to give up a position that lets him fulfill his dream of oppressing black people and ruining as many of their lives as he can.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:00 |
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Best case scenario for his financial data: not only is it full of horrible incriminating evidence, but Trump is actually far poorer than he wants people to think. Best possible end result: trump is too distracted by SNL making fun of him being poor to do even the half-assed governing he's trying right now for the next 3 years.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:01 |
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:01 |
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nice.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:01 |
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Spite posted:There's a rumor that during the roast of donald trump they were told repeatedly not to mention his net worth. At all. Jokes were also altered to increase the money mentioned in the joke.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:01 |
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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:I'm having a hard time coming up with ways President Palin would be worse than President Trump. Just as bad, sure. But worse? Imagine all of the right-wing bootlicking of Trump with a constant subcurrent of "God, he makes me so horny."
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:05 |
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It occurred to me that Sessions is a horrible blending of Cotton Hill and a Keebler elf. Also, I believe that Trey Gowdy is his love child. Them ears don't lie,
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:06 |
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The real brilliance of McConnell and the Wealthcare failure, was taking the GOP rotating villain strategy and using it to befuddle Trump.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:07 |
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Spite posted:There's a rumor that during the roast of donald trump they were told repeatedly not to mention his net worth. At all. This is true. That was forbidden on the same sheet that said it was okay to joke about him being sexually attracted to his daughter.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:09 |
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Sinteres posted:If I hadn't read it, I wouldn't know how stupid your make believe scenario was. Must be something between your eyes and your brain loving up connections too then.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:09 |
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Haha holy poo poo
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:09 |
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skeleton warrior posted:Imagine all of the right-wing bootlicking of Trump with a constant subcurrent of "God, he makes me so horny." But enough about Ben Garrison's internal monologue,
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:10 |
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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/887808736923922437 the Ritz Carlton Moscow hotel Ague Proof fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jul 20, 2017 |
# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:10 |
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I refuse to believe the Russians would back Stein. They could burn that money and get more out of it.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:13 |
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Grapplejack posted:I refuse to believe the Russians would back Stein. They could burn that money and get more out of it. If they wanted Clinton to lose, backing her direct opponent and her ideologically aligned 3rd party would be a smart move. But uh... this is the first I think she's been implicated in this investigation.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:15 |
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I don't get it. am i dum?
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:15 |
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I don't understand the 4th panel
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:16 |
Grapplejack posted:I refuse to believe the Russians would back Stein. They could burn that money and get more out of it. Putin has a history of backing marginal opposition groups, she's taken some whacky pro-russia positions, and she's been photographed with him at events. It's at least plausible, but not proven. Still worth asking. Honestly the fact they're asking seems to indicate that maybe senate intelligence knows more about her than we do.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:16 |
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Chilichimp posted:If they wanted Clinton to lose, backing her direct opponent and her ideologically aligned 3rd party would be a smart move. Unsurprising though. This was at some RT event.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:18 |
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BIG HEADLINE posted:"I'd be glad to speak at his funeral so long as his whiny family doesn't get upset when I make it all about me." If he does speak at his funeral, I can see it now: Donald: the crowd at my inauguration was much, much bigger than this. So big. I mean we are here for the memory of Johnny McCain. Great guy. The best. He told me my brain was the smartest.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:19 |
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I'm just sad that McCain probably won't be alive to see the country he has always been so deep concerned with go down in a blaze of ignominy.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:19 |
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:20 |
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Florida Ghost posted:It occurred to me that Sessions is a horrible blending of Cotton Hill and a Keebler elf. Also, I believe that Trey Gowdy is his love child. Them ears don't lie, Just your reminder that even compared to a literal cartoonishly over-the-top parody of racism, Sessions is more racist than that, but for real.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:22 |
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Well that was a whole lot of poo poo that just happened all at once.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:27 |
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swimgus posted:I don't get it. am i dum? That series of pictures is this month's hot meme
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:27 |
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The last time the pissbaby started mouthing off about Sessions he offered to resign on the spot. Sessions is absolutely not above qutting. And I feel sorry for McCain and his family but I hope Trump has all the loving tumors. He deserves no sympathy in any circumstance.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:28 |
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Grapplejack posted:I refuse to believe the Russians would back Stein. They could burn that money and get more out of it. Peel enough of the possible democrat-leaning voters in just enough places. A few precent here and there adds up.
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# ? Jul 20, 2017 04:28 |
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:That series of pictures is this month's hot meme That meme is months old. Hot dog man is the new one.
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