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Perfect time for the hondarider LSD quote, if anyone's got it handy
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 00:20 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Was it the guy that had that super elaborate dick sucking machine and his boyfriend was like controlling porn sounds in his headphones and stuff? Nah, that's the dude who got PTSD from cumming too hard.
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 00:29 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:lol what the gently caress
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 00:49 |
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Stuntman posted:lol that you unironically believe this you loving waste of oxygen Begs people to buy them a new avatar because they're too poor to remove "I AM A HUGE loving RETARD AND I SHOULD KILL MYSELF" themselves
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 00:51 |
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Stuntman posted:lol that you unironically believe this you loving waste of oxygen Relax. DJF is an extremely good poster.
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 00:58 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:lol what the gently caress im just doin my best
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 01:12 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:im just doin my best inshallah, i hope you turn things around
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 01:34 |
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ha ha ha ha ha
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 01:38 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Was it the guy that had that super elaborate dick sucking machine and his boyfriend was like controlling porn sounds in his headphones and stuff? That was gentle Pete, he had a gimmick for a while where he would post out of context weird sex things from other sites in the middle of a thread, it was really funny He also had one about holding in farts until they began to leak out your skin. But, y'know, in a sexy way
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 01:43 |
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gentle pete made me laugh so hard i feared i would rupture something he's not gentle. not at all.
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 01:44 |
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At least his cresping is soft
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 01:47 |
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theflyingorc posted:He also had one about holding in farts until they began to leak out your skin. But, y'know, in a sexy way gentle pete posted:I know it seems like a callous thing to say, but you're not responsible for her behaviour. You should read this - I found it really helpful when I was in a similar situationNear constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my rear end, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day.
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 01:48 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Don't bury the lede here, he posted it as an "oops, wrong copypaste" in an otherwise normal E/N post: Yeah but he still does it on purpose and it owns really hard, no idea how he finds this stuff
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 01:52 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Hey does anyone have that post from the dude who was into edging while skating around the neighborhood on a specific cocktail of drugs with some sort of clacker thing up his rear end? You should listen to it as read by The F Plus https://thefpl.us/episode/241 Skip to the 56 minute mark where they start reading that section, although this entire episode is supremely good.
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 03:34 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Don't bury the lede here, he posted it as an "oops, wrong copypaste" in an otherwise normal E/N post: The bit also works because (at least at the time) you couldn't edit posts in E/N. So he could make a follow up oops post without even the pretense of going back to fix it.
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 04:25 |
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What is edging? Do I want to know? Actually nevermind.
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 04:38 |
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Field Mousepad posted:What is edging? Do I want to know? Actually nevermind. Jerking off wrong
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 04:39 |
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Field Mousepad posted:What is edging? Do I want to know? Actually nevermind. edging approaching the edge of sexual orgasm and withdrawing, usually several times, before finally achieving orgasm. meant to intensify orgasm, and for men, volume of ejaculate and force of ejaculation. Good times
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 04:48 |
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RyokoTK posted:You should listen to it as read by The F Plus hooooly poo poo
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 04:52 |
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So I was walking down the street, and this guy skated by me. Here’s the thing. It sounded like he had a big ring of keys hanging from his belt, or a lot of change in his pockets, but when I looked up, he was wearing a speedo! He looked happy though.
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 05:26 |
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Can someone dig up spinynorman's Joshdig thing for me? For some reason every time I read it I still find it hilarious and it always cheers me right the hell up.
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 06:09 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Can someone dig up spinynorman's Joshdig thing for me? For some reason every time I read it I still find it hilarious and it always cheers me right the hell up. For your pleasure: quote:I was perusing My Documents the other day, looking specifically for a paper I did a semester ago. As usual, I found a graveyard of half-conceived ideas, stories I'd forgotten about, successful papers, failed papers, mediocre papers, and child pornography. No, wait, scratch that last part. However, while I was skimming through the bullshit, I noticed one file labeled simply "joshdig."
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 06:53 |
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Yestermoment posted:For your pleasure: That line about "easily the most repulsive Sunday in American history" gets me every time. Thank you!
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 07:45 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:mods please rename me Inexplicable Humblebrag Oh wow, it actually happened.
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 08:05 |
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funmanguy posted:Oh wow, it actually happened. It works on so many levels
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 08:27 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Phone posting, so it's hard to copy and paste it out of quote format without butchering it, but click this and it'll take you there. Neal Stephenson on methamphetamine
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 09:31 |
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du -hast posted:Neal Stephenson on methamphetamine Clang
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 14:24 |
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Neutrino posted:I exclusively eat roadkill which is why the zoo has banned me from driving on their property anymore. Verisimilidude posted:what does a penguin taste like Mr.Tophat posted:a slider
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 17:37 |
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Das Boo posted:If I was a rich motherfucker and some yahoo splashed paint on my fur coat, I would make sure they knew that they're the reason I'm gonna buy another coat. Which will run out faster, my friend: My dollars or your seals?
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 17:39 |
lol please do not trivialize the grueling ordeal that is Not Smoking Weed
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 17:57 |
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Kelp Me! posted:You know how there's that Peanuts character that walks around and there's like a visible cloud of dirt around him at all times?
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 19:38 |
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uvar posted:SF book, maybe from the 70s? Aliens appear on earth and build cities of crystal and light, but don't communicate with us. I'm not sure if I ever actually read it because I think I'm remembering the blurb instead of the actual story. That's not a lot to go on, but I remember the cover too - my memory and artistic skills are not good enough for Google, but maybe someone here might recognise it?
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# ? Oct 14, 2017 22:30 |
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That's a good book, too.
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 01:48 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:That's a good book, too. Doesn't surprise me. Brunner owns. His Stand on Zanzibar and The Sheep Look Up are really good, as well.
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 07:14 |
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A goon started recording dramatic readings of those HR letters from Confused Indian Men thread:WarpedNaba posted:Tried for newscaster. Failed miserably. No, he actually did not fail at all.
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 07:40 |
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Palpek posted:/r/relationships/ posted: Jamfrost posted:He turned his GF into his nemesis.
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 10:21 |
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PMush Perfect posted:I swear, we'd have cured cancer by now if it was an obstacle between a platoon of marines and getting shitfaced. MAKE NO BABBYS posted:As a person who has spent the last ten years studying spirits and distillation and teaching others about them, I can tell you that this is universally true across history and human (and in some cases, animal) kind. The sheer volume of effort, discovery, ingenuity and science that has gone into figuring out ways to get hosed up is amazing.
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 12:31 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Doesn't surprise me. Brunner owns. His Stand on Zanzibar and The Sheep Look Up are really good, as well. My MAN. I have pushed those two on anyone that can read for years. I have lost track of the copies of Zanzibar I've "lent out" never to be returned. I feel selfish in that I wish he'd lived to see 2017, just so he could keep writing about it (I once saw a forums post elsewhere in which someone had managed to buy Brunner's actual, hand-to-god, typewriter, which is a holy artifact if ever there was one) but 2017 would have confirmed all of his worst suspicions and broken his sweet heart.
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 13:27 |
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quote:NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE STUPIDITY OF EDITORS
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 13:56 |
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Tad Naff posted:And then there was the time I actually looked up TIL, that was kind of recursive. Jerry Cotton posted:Oh boy don't look up TIA it will gently caress you up because it's not actually "this is awesome" HTH. Tad Naff posted:I'm not looking it up right now because I have to go to bed, but thanks in advance
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