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Roy Batty is even the perfect name, already sounds like he could be some leathery, sun-baked Crocodile Dundee style weirdo driving an ancient and rattly pile of rust around out in the bush with his collection of worryingly large knives. Time to bugger off.
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everyone over 50 in australia, regardless of gender, is named barry, bruce or merv. this is not a stereotype; it is true. my mother dated a guy named barry who was a very nice man and a professional cow inseminator. he had a library of bull semen collected from about thirty different breeds and he went from farm to farm knocking cows up with a turkey baster. i've never met anyone happier in their job
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Screaming Idiot posted:Dude so far in the closet he finding Christmas presents from Spacey The quotes are coming from inside the thread!
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pokemon posted:my mother dated a guy named barry who was a very nice man and a professional cow inseminator. Ah yes, finally a fitting boyfriend for your mom.
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pokemon posted:everyone over 50 in australia, regardless of gender, is named barry, bruce or merv. this is not a stereotype; it is true. My grandpa got an honorary degree from Michigan State for inseminating cows for their agriculture programs.
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Spanish Manlove posted:Ah yes, finally a fitting boyfriend for your mom. Wow, Franco. Just wow.
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Spanish Manlove posted:Ah yes, finally a fitting boyfriend for your mom. that's actually pretty good
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Who What Now posted:My grandpa got an honorary degree from Michigan State for inseminating cows for their agriculture programs. My granddad got an MBE for 'services to sheep'
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The day this gets widely applied New Zealand becomes the most highly educated nation on earth.
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Antivehicular posted:I'm pretty sure Smug Al Yankovic is just Jonathan Coulton
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Spanish Manlove posted:Ah yes, finally a fitting boyfriend for your mom.
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Pander posted:Wrong thread. 
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Tei posted:My favorite fact about the Cabal is that sometimes one of their cities is destroyed by a passing large worm. YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:Quiznos Haderach
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thatbastardken posted:My granddad got an MBE for 'services to sheep' gotta throw the welsh a bone once in a while
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chernobyl kinsman posted:gotta throw the welsh a bone once in a while What do you think the sheep servicing was?
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In a discussion of splitting California into two statesReidRansom posted:We should combine the Dakotas while we're at it. A GIANT PARSNIP posted:I look forward to a future with a hundred SCOTUS justices and every US county becoming its own state. A GIANT PARSNIP posted:In the midst of state restructuring confusion Alabama attempts to merge with itself.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Is that the movie where Tim Allen becomes Santa Claus?
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pokemon posted:everyone over 50 in australia, regardless of gender, is named barry, bruce or merv. this is not a stereotype; it is true. So what did he do before he met your mom I don't care if I'm loving late, I wanted this one.
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Garrand posted:I don't care if I'm loving late, I wanted this one. is it a boy or a girl?
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Garrand posted:So what did he do before he met your mom Met a bunch of sheilas i'd guess Hafta settle on the right one
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B33rChiller posted:How the hell did you get those quotes to nest malachite? I thought you couldn't do that here. quote:they don't nest by default quote:but sometimes
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i have a tf2 engineer on my desk fishmech posted:troubleshooting, obviously
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Cyrano4747 posted:Russia just got banned from the winter Olympics. Guest2553 posted:Don't worry they'll still compete in the 2020 election.
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Former DILF posted:however these things can stay gone: Solice Kirsk posted:Flying off of that or breaking your leg because you stuck it underneath was a right of passage. Steel and concrete playground equipment developed hard children for hard times. This new rounded soft plastic and rubber bouncy mulch is making our kids weak and sheltered. In a world ruled by Trump and Kim Jong-un, we need steel and concrete play equipment more than ever. Rad-daddio posted:My hick town made a giant version of the murder wheel, but they used a huge tractor wheel hub as the center mount. It was about 20 feet in diameter, and all of it's mass was at the outer edge so it would spin forever once it got going. It had wooden benches on it that were set in an octagon configuration, so if you got too close one of the corners would hit you in the head or leg. I poo poo you not, three different kids were left permanently maimed by that thing(one wheelchair bound and two with permanent brain injury), and the entire town almost rioted when it came time to dismantle it and install playground equipment that didn't eat children. Improbable Lobster posted:
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Those playground thingies are hilarious deathtraps when people get overenthusiastic. I lost half a tooth on one, a big metal thing styled like a spider web, with a whole bunch of kids clinging to it while up to half a dozen grown adults were keeping it spinning, and I was crawling around on it while it span.
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On the topic of Mike Cernovich's erection problemsGorilla Salad posted:My aunt's a nurse and she told me they used to carry tea spoons in their pockets. If a patient got an erection while being bathed, a quick flick to the head of the penis with the spoon would very quickly cause it to detumesce. We Know Catheters posted:That's not going to do anything to someone who's into CBT 96 Port Hub posted:Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?? Glazier posted:Cock and Ball Torture 96 Port Hub posted:No wonder my last therapist was useless and always wearing leather. Funny also because of how certain people think other people will understand their use of abbreviations, and what their username is, and what it implies they actually "know" about the things. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 09:29 on Dec 8, 2017 |
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