Olive! posted:

Turtlicious posted:

I embarked with a ton of drakes, will they eventually get big enough for my dwarves to ride and breathe fire and poo poo?

Angry Diplomat posted:

Uh... I think those are probably drakes as in "male ducks"

Turtlicious posted:

I have never been more disappointed in my life.

VideoTapir posted:

oohhboy posted:

Is there a sever harder?

I just made this for you. What do you think?

barbecue at the folks posted:

quote:

I just made this for you. What do you think?

VideoTapir posted:

Just noticed I made some mistakes with the frame timing.

PainterofCrap posted:

You can go full anal by removing the panels first.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Thirdly, any image is made both better and funnier by having a semi-transparent wold head in the background. Imagine that photo of the monk burning himself. Now imagine that photo but somebody has photoshopped howling wolf heads into it.

Kennel posted:

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Me neither so I made this for you instead.

LadyPictureShow posted:

You guys haven’t lived until you’ve gotten into a tense, half-whispered argument with your SO about ‘yes, you need mixing bowls; just buy a couple while we’re here!’ In the hell that is IKEA.

girl pants posted:

Also this, and then the other person pitches a fit and goes WE DON'T NEED loving BOWLS WHY ARE YOU ADDING ALL THIS OTHER STUFF TO WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SIMPLE TRIP TO BUY A *checks phone* ... EKTORP, JUST GET THE GODDAMN THING AND LET'S GO, then two days later you find yourself sullenly serving dinner out of Tupperware containers to a person who is giving you a death glare that says "don't say a loving word about the goddamn bowls or I will flip this loving table over". Then the table collapses because you couldn't agree on how to put it together. Ikea is the worst.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I've eaten Chef Boyardee raviolis out of the top of a CD spindle with a pair of scissors before. I think bowls are an extravagant luxury that I can now afford. You don't have to eat out of bowls, you get to eat out of bowls.

Trig Discipline posted:

The best thing about buying fifty cds at a time is you get a free cereal bowl and buttplug, how do you all not know this?

Baron von Eevl posted:

1) Ektorp is an okay couch
2) serving dinner out of mixing bowls is just as pathetic as serving it out of tupperware

Charles Bukowski posted:

You can get cheap bowls at daizo.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I've eaten Chef Boyardee raviolis out of the top of a CD spindle with a pair of scissors before. I think bowls are an extravagant luxury that I can now afford. You don't have to eat out of bowls, you get to eat out of bowls.

mind the walrus posted:

Y'all motherfuckers need a Dollar Store

mind the walrus posted:

Y'all motherfuckers need a Dollar Store

Booger Presley posted:

So do you eat out of the bowl first or use it as a butt plug first?

Krankenstyle posted:

just dump your food on the floor and eat it off of the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo

Trig Discipline posted:

life is too short to skip a nut, my friend

funmanguy posted:

your mother motto?

Trig Discipline posted:

noice

Pirate Radar posted:

Is Daizo a dollar store in the States? Their price point changes in different countries. I remember in Thailand they’re a B100 ($3.30 or so) store.

Krankenstyle posted:

drat, funmanguy got trig with a your mother joke

Lobok posted:

A timeless classic.

Sagebrush posted:

ever since the discovery of air liquefaction (1895) we have had a simple, cheap, quick, painless, humane method of euthanasia or execution -- making the person breathe pure nitrogen. they just lose consciousness and never wake up with absolutely no other effects. all the stories about nasa astronauts carrying suicide pills, for instance, are fake, because nasa's plan for irretrievable astronauts has always been to turn off the o2 supply while keeping the co2 scrubbers running, with the same effect.

any innovation in the field since then has therefore arisen entirely out of a desire to make executions more painful or gruesome

ate all the Oreos posted:

i thought nitrogen caused spasming or something (after the person loses consciousness, so it'd still be humane but kinda horrible to watch) and helium or argon was a better gas for this

Krankenstyle posted:

imagine the inmate's last statement on helium

Splicer posted:

when I killed your brother I talked just like this

quote:

My girlfriend is a zookeeper, and her zoo's primate department rule of thumb about the great apes is that if you leave say, a screwdriver on a gorilla paddock, they'll pick it up, play with it a bit, see what it tastes like, and then probably drop it. The chimps will pick it up, taste it, and then use it as a weapon during a murderous blood rage against anything in the immediate area that isn't also a chimp. The orangutans will pick it up, carefully conceal it, and while nobody is looking, use it to build a multistage rocket to return to their homeworld.

Syd Midnight posted:

ya, dunno who wrote it tho

Pastry of the Year posted:

I want so many testicles I can't sit down without plastic hippos snapping at me