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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

girl pants posted:

she never loved him the entire time they were together but he was a nice guy and she didn't want to break his heart so she decided to stick it out because she was already in too deep and now it's all coming to a head.

would be my guess.

I was thinking that maybe he made suggestions and she was afraid to say no and now she is regretting not saying no.

Maybe he makes more money than her and she feels she should give him all the power in decision making. Or maybe he acts like a petulant child whenever she disagrees with him.

Whatever the case, she should move in because it is a structurally sound house in a safe neighborhood and they should get marriage counseling.

Barudak posted:

Also I wish there was a way I could share stories like this or distilate the feeling of self loathing at ones art to inject in the veins of every person who thinks they can do their own interior design or other such artistically inclined products.

Also in my fantasy we imprison the designer from trading spaces who glued hay to peoples walls and put sand on their floors.

Pretty sure that was all Hilde.

Bored fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Jan 4, 2018

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Khorne
May 1, 2002

Bored posted:

Maybe he makes more money than her and she feels she should give him all the power in decision making. Or maybe he acts like a petulant child whenever she disagrees with him.

Whatever the case, she should move in because it is a structurally sound house in a safe neighborhood and they should get marriage counseling.
Refusing to move in is real weird, and he probably ignored countless red flags beforehand.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Yeah my décor needs are:

1. Space for computer
2. Bed to sleep in
3. Place for family pictures
4. Space for large TV

Do you want to build the bedroom as a princess hideaway? Fine, I don't really mind. A western theme with farm tools on the wall? Fine, no big deal. Do I like the sunken tub or the one on claw legs better? I only take showers. I wouldn't mind a workshop space or a lap pool but I'm not made of money.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Just give me a baller rear end wood paneled library with a giant globe

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
My preferred style of decor is *glances around living room*, barren.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

hawowanlawow posted:

Just give me a baller rear end wood paneled library with a giant globe

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

It goes without saying that the globe would have a mini bar in it

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

ArbitraryC posted:

My preferred style of decor is *glances around living room*, barren.

Yeah I'm pretty much the same at the moment.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I got my coffee table, my piano, a bookshelf, a standing lamp, and a grandfather clock. For adornments I have a few stuffed or carved turtles, I got my first one at an estate sale clearly hand sewn with love and it felt just sad to let it go into a dump and met my gf shortly after who assumed I liked turtle things and buys them for me as mementos whenever we go on vacation or to local art walks.

girl pants
Sep 21, 2006
I feel a great disturbance in my pants
My [21M] girlfriend [21F] of 10 months has never let me see her bedroom. This is weird, right?

quote:

u/trw212

Like that title says, we've been together for about 10 months. We would both consider this a serious, long-term relationship. But this one thing strikes me as very odd.

Her reason being is that it's too messy for me to see. I told her that I honestly don't care about that, but she insisted. At first, it was whatever. I didn't really care because it's a room. So what. And I still don't actually care about seeing the room itself. But the fact that she doesn't feel comfortable enough to let me see it is a bit weird, right? I feel like it's a sign of a bigger issue, but I'm not really sure how to verbalize it. I mean, I've spent nights at her place before. Except we just sleep on the futon in her living room (which is super uncomfortable). So I don't really know what to make of this. Is this weird? Or is it just me?

tl;dr: GF of 10 months refuses to let me see her bedroom. I'm worried this might possibly be a sign of some bigger issue.

Ahh, the rare female poopsocker.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




girl pants posted:

My [21M] girlfriend [21F] of 10 months has never let me see her bedroom. This is weird, right?


Ahh, the rare female poopsocker.

She's a hoarder. Her bedroom is stacked floor to ceiling with candy bar wrappers, soda cans, and dirty laundry. It's possible some of that dirty laundry includes underwear with poop streaks.

Seriously, the first time you come over, she doesn't want to show you her bedroom? That's fine. After that, she should clean it. She hasn't cleaned it in 10 months, even though the idea of him seeing it embarrasses her. He should loving run.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
The fact that she would rather keep him out of it instead of y'know loving cleaning it is worrying behaviour. She's probably the worst kind of slob.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



girl pants posted:

My [21M] girlfriend [21F] of 10 months has never let me see her bedroom. This is weird, right?


Ahh, the rare female poopsocker.

Woof. ‘Too messy for people to see’ hits me as a bit of a red flag. Unless she’s some kind of OCD clean freak, that level of unease makes me think it’s a hellhole.

My brother never lets anyone see his room, not even our father. I got a look at his room when I was home for Christmas, and it was disgusting. No sheets on the bed (sheets on the floor) six laundry baskets with miscellaneous clothes/other items on the floor, discarded pizza boxes, empty pop cans/bottles, an assload of fast food bags/wrappers...

I assume red alert if someone claims their room is too messy for someone else to see it.

girl pants
Sep 21, 2006
I feel a great disturbance in my pants
there are definitely dragon dildos on every surface. I haven't decided yet if I think they're smeared with poop.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
This could also be a stealth sex phobia, depending on some of the unspecified circumstances. She's 21, so there a good chance that "her place" is her parent's, and they probably aren't loving on the family futon.

If they haven't had sex, I'd bet dollars to donuts she has a sex phobia and not letting him into the bedroom is her way of (poorly) side stepping the issue.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

wasn't there a gender swapped version of that story where the room ended up being the dudes baby fetish room

i'm voting that it's that again because it was hilarious

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

girl pants posted:

My [21M] girlfriend [21F] of 10 months has never let me see her bedroom. This is weird, right?


Ahh, the rare female poopsocker.

I'm calling she has her walls papered with Benedict Cumberbatch dog dick porn.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

I'm calling she has her walls papered with Benedict Cumberbatch dog dick porn.

She has unusual appetites

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The room is barren just like her heart.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Barudak posted:

The room is barren just like her heart.

God drat it shut up Rose.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

hawowanlawow posted:

It goes without saying that the globe would have a mini bar in it

*spins globe, hears glass break*


*globe leaks whiskey*

LeafHouse
Apr 22, 2008

That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!



epsilon posted:

Yea it is pretty nuts that you had all the examples in the world around you on what not to do and completely ignored them all. Its almost like you're a loving dumbass or something??

epsilon posted:

You're garbage :)

epsilon posted:

Then you don't want the ring enough to pay its actual value and as much as you hate your sister it belongs to her and she can do what she wants with it, bye you weepy sentimental moron.

epsilon posted:

You're a loving moron.

epsilon posted:

OH REALLY

YOU THINK

epsilon posted:

How some of you morons misinterpret such simple things and jump to the most ridiculous conclusions continually astounds me.

epsilon posted:

please please PLEASE just shut the gently caress up and stop posting you are absolutely insufferable on every conceivable level

epsilon posted:

why are you unable to read

epsilon posted:

You are a loving moron.

epsilon posted:

This isn't your loving personal therapy thread. gently caress off.

epsilon posted:

Thanks for taking the fall for the rest of us with these damaged goods

I'm sorry about whatever happened in your life to make you this way. You should consider getting therapy.

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

a messy room is the best case scenario. She could have a Ariel Castro situation going on.

RPZip
Feb 6, 2009

WORDS IN THE HEART
CANNOT BE TAKEN

girl pants posted:

My [21M] girlfriend [21F] of 10 months has never let me see her bedroom. This is weird, right?


Ahh, the rare female poopsocker.

My guess was a bed just covered in stuffed animals and other cutesy stuff but hoarder seems more likely given the time frame.

Also, pretty sad I'm finally all the way caught up with this thread.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

21 years old is young enough that it could be some harmless, quirky insecurity about messiness or stuffed animals or whatever instead of her hoarding jars full of piss and severed dog dicks. If she were like 40 there would definitely be some bluebeard poo poo in there.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
That American Dad episode about how a home renovation will destroy all but the strongest and gayest relationships was on point, apparently.

Just buy a ugly but functional house so you can be united in complaining about and mocking it daily.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

LeafHouse posted:

I'm sorry about whatever happened in your life to make you this way. You should consider getting therapy.

:thurman:

girl pants
Sep 21, 2006
I feel a great disturbance in my pants

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

I'm calling she has her walls papered with Benedict Cumberbatch dog dick porn.

excuse u it is called the omegaverse, please use the correct terminology

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Computers and monitors wall to wall, each one logged into an different neopets account

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The long dead corpse of the last man who planned to leave her

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

the still-living last man who planned to leave her

Barudak
May 7, 2007

A terrifying human centipede of all the men who tried to leave her, in various states of aliveness

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
A strange portrait of an old woman.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The Yantarnaya Komnata

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
11 herbs and spices

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

the proud Russian tradition of decorating a room entirely in the blood of the poor

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

the proud Russian tradition of decorating a room entirely in the blood of the poor

The Amber Room is one of those national pride dumbass things, because it does (in its recreation) and always did, look like complete gaudy poo poo.

Also, I would argue the only tree that is not poor, would be, well, maybe this one

Barudak
May 7, 2007

A coffin filled with light olive oil mayonnaise

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
bedbugs but they all have little baseball caps

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

The original version of "Love Never Dies"

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