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What about MisterBibs though?
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 07:28 |
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Bibs is just the otter guy without bolding
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 08:58 |
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We can only hope.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 10:35 |
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Turtlicious posted:I embarked with a ton of drakes, will they eventually get big enough for my dwarves to ride and breathe fire and poo poo? Angry Diplomat posted:Uh... I think those are probably drakes as in "male ducks" Turtlicious posted:I have never been more disappointed in my life.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 13:01 |
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VideoTapir posted:
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 14:41 |
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Well thats just awesome.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 14:57 |
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barbecue at the folks posted:
There's a supposedly improved one further down: VideoTapir posted:Just noticed I made some mistakes with the frame timing.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 15:09 |
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yoink
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 15:15 |
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PainterofCrap posted:You can go full anal by removing the panels first.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 16:28 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:Thirdly, any image is made both better and funnier by having a semi-transparent wold head in the background. Imagine that photo of the monk burning himself. Now imagine that photo but somebody has photoshopped howling wolf heads into it.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 22:20 |
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To be fair, fire breathing riding ducks would fit right in to DF.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 22:42 |
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That does sound like something out of medieval art that's probably an allegory, or possibly a semi-literate artist making a similar misunderstanding and rolling with it, or some drunk monk drawing an obscure metaphor.
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 07:04 |
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Maybe it's this guy before he upgraded to a swan?
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 09:39 |
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Me neither so I made this for you instead.
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 11:15 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:You guys havent lived until youve gotten into a tense, half-whispered argument with your SO about yes, you need mixing bowls; just buy a couple while were here! In the hell that is IKEA. girl pants posted:Also this, and then the other person pitches a fit and goes WE DON'T NEED loving BOWLS WHY ARE YOU ADDING ALL THIS OTHER STUFF TO WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SIMPLE TRIP TO BUY A *checks phone* ... EKTORP, JUST GET THE GODDAMN THING AND LET'S GO, then two days later you find yourself sullenly serving dinner out of Tupperware containers to a person who is giving you a death glare that says "don't say a loving word about the goddamn bowls or I will flip this loving table over". Then the table collapses because you couldn't agree on how to put it together. Ikea is the worst.
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 14:11 |
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1) Ektorp is an okay couch 2) serving dinner out of mixing bowls is just as pathetic as serving it out of tupperware
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 14:21 |
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You can get cheap bowls at daizo.
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 14:29 |
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I've eaten Chef Boyardee raviolis out of the top of a CD spindle with a pair of scissors before. I think bowls are an extravagant luxury that I can now afford. You don't have to eat out of bowls, you get to eat out of bowls.
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 14:54 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I've eaten Chef Boyardee raviolis out of the top of a CD spindle with a pair of scissors before. I think bowls are an extravagant luxury that I can now afford. You don't have to eat out of bowls, you get to eat out of bowls. At that point you should have saved on cleaning out your spindle, and just eaten it out of the can
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 15:04 |
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I wanted it warm and the can was too hot and awkward to hold in a wadded up tshirt.
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 15:23 |
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The best thing about buying fifty cds at a time is you get a free cereal bowl and buttplug, how do you all not know this?
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 16:09 |
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So do you eat out of the bowl first or use it as a butt plug first?
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 16:14 |
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Trig Discipline posted:The best thing about buying fifty cds at a time is you get a free cereal bowl and buttplug, how do you all not know this? Excuse me, I think you mean bagel and donut carrying case:
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 16:17 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:1) Ektorp is an okay couch Charles Bukowski posted:You can get cheap bowls at daizo. Solice Kirsk posted:I've eaten Chef Boyardee raviolis out of the top of a CD spindle with a pair of scissors before. I think bowls are an extravagant luxury that I can now afford. You don't have to eat out of bowls, you get to eat out of bowls.
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 16:27 |
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mind the walrus posted:Y'all motherfuckers need a Dollar Store Look, I'm not above eating things out of a CD spindle cover or a crusty old hat whatever, but I wouldn't be caught dead in a dollar store buying dishes. What would people think if they saw me?
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 16:31 |
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mind the walrus posted:Y'all motherfuckers need a Dollar Store Is Daizo a dollar store in the States? Their price point changes in different countries. I remember in Thailand theyre a B100 ($3.30 or so) store.
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 16:46 |
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just dump your food on the floor and eat it off of the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 16:48 |
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Booger Presley posted:So do you eat out of the bowl first or use it as a butt plug first? It's two different parts, noobsauce
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 16:49 |
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Krankenstyle posted:just dump your food on the floor and eat it off of the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo A timeless classic.
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 17:04 |
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drat, funmanguy got trig with a your mother jokeTrig Discipline posted:life is too short to skip a nut, my friend funmanguy posted:your mother motto? Trig Discipline posted:noice the owner has becomet he ownee
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 17:24 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Is Daizo a dollar store in the States? Their price point changes in different countries. I remember in Thailand theyre a B100 ($3.30 or so) store. The ones in San Francisco are $1.50 stores for the most part.
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 17:43 |
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Krankenstyle posted:drat, funmanguy got trig with a your mother joke
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 17:54 |
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Lobok posted:A timeless classic. I had never seen the last one, about spooking the heck out of your guests. That's great.
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 18:06 |
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Sagebrush posted:ever since the discovery of air liquefaction (1895) we have had a simple, cheap, quick, painless, humane method of euthanasia or execution -- making the person breathe pure nitrogen. they just lose consciousness and never wake up with absolutely no other effects. all the stories about nasa astronauts carrying suicide pills, for instance, are fake, because nasa's plan for irretrievable astronauts has always been to turn off the o2 supply while keeping the co2 scrubbers running, with the same effect. ate all the Oreos posted:i thought nitrogen caused spasming or something (after the person loses consciousness, so it'd still be humane but kinda horrible to watch) and helium or argon was a better gas for this Krankenstyle posted:imagine the inmate's last statement on helium Splicer posted:when I killed your brother I talked just like this
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 18:58 |
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does anyone have the quote about orangutans/gorillas/chimps, about if you drop a screwdriver into their enclosure? the guy was quoting his girlfriend who is a vet
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 22:53 |
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ya, dunno who wrote it thoquote:My girlfriend is a zookeeper, and her zoo's primate department rule of thumb about the great apes is that if you leave say, a screwdriver on a gorilla paddock, they'll pick it up, play with it a bit, see what it tastes like, and then probably drop it. The chimps will pick it up, taste it, and then use it as a weapon during a murderous blood rage against anything in the immediate area that isn't also a chimp. The orangutans will pick it up, carefully conceal it, and while nobody is looking, use it to build a multistage rocket to return to their homeworld.
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# ? Jan 6, 2018 02:28 |
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There are an awful lot of variations on the gorilla/chimp/orangutan screwdriver anecdote going back years buts that's a pretty good one.
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# ? Jan 6, 2018 03:26 |
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Don Martin did several takes on the "clever ape with key/screwdriver/hairpin" trope, this one from 1967: http://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2014/08/15/don-martin-the-smartest-ape-in-captivity
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# ? Jan 6, 2018 03:41 |
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Syd Midnight posted:ya, dunno who wrote it tho The Librarian just wants to get back to the Disc, guys.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I want so many testicles I can't sit down without plastic hippos snapping at me
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