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Flesh Forge posted:See this is why I find the anecdote about "Trump's afraid of being poisoned" to be very credible. Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they're not out to get you This poison thing keeps sticking in my brain, especially after finishing the book last night, and it just will not leave me alone. I keep trying to rationalize it to myself. Why would a lovely narcissistic broke-brained man be afraid of being poisoned? I've come to accept Russian blackmail/assassination as just a joke answer, because I think Trump's mushy brains offer up a much more plausible explanation: He's afraid of food poisoning. He thinks food poisoning is malicious and intentional and is someone trying to kill him.
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NotWearingPants posted:Remember that time that Trump was speechifying about the wall and he suddenly remembered the concept of ladders? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oP8H9nQKT4
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Greenlit posted:This poison thing keeps sticking in my brain, especially after finishing the book last night, and it just will not leave me alone. It could be that he wants to make sure that if he gets food poisoning, he has a deep pocket to sue. Mickey D's is one of the deepest pockets out there.
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CODChimera posted:How does eating McDonalds somehow stopped him from being poisoned though? get one of the ready made ones
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If McDonalds poisoned all of their food, would anyone notice?
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my new dog posted:get one of the ready made ones They don't make them to order in the US? And that doesn't even keep you fully safe, what if the delivery guy is the poisoner?
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Jan 10, 2018 14:32
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:lmao so he's gonna go "the real wall was all around us, in each and every one of your hearts because you believed" "The wall is.... well folks, what is a wall? A brick... bunch of bricks laid up. Laid up and down, stacked up tall. We are the bricks, we the American people of the United States. We will stop the illegal immigration of the drugs and the criminals. Through us. There will be no wall built because it already is built. Each day when we wake up and go to work. And let me tell you, a LOT MORE people are going to work now because of the stock market."
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A Fancy Hat posted:"The wall is.... well folks, what is a wall? A brick... bunch of bricks laid up. Laid up and down, stacked up tall. We are the bricks, we the American people of the United States. We will stop the illegal immigration of the drugs and the criminals. Through us. There will be no wall built because it already is built. Each day when we wake up and go to work. And let me tell you, a LOT MORE people are going to work now because of the stock market." This has got to be breaking your brain doing this. Make sure you are taking care of yourself.
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Nocheez posted:This has got to be breaking your brain doing this. Make sure you are taking care of yourself. I like to relax with a trip to McDonald's every day, then leering at my own daughter. I usually take some me time on the toilet and tweet a bunch of losers and haters. OH poo poo noooooooooooooooo
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CODChimera posted:They don't make them to order in the US? You can get stuff made to order, but only if you request it as such. They usually have a supply of most items ready or almost ready to go.
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Jan 10, 2018 14:45
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A plexiglass sheet, 40 feet high and 6000 miles long!
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:no it isn't. it's the only rhyme that's isn't a) insanely niche (e.g. chanin, danaan) or b) the name "shannon" what about Calamity Bannon
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UltraRed posted:McDonald's delivery is kind of a new thing in much of the US. It's usually a third party company that would do that. He probably has staff go get it. You guys are way behind the curve.
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"I moved on her like a bitch" Still trying to figure out what that means....
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fishing with the fam posted:A plexiglass sheet, 40 feet high and 6000 miles long! If you combine all his statements on the wall, it's going to be 2 indestructible transparent aluminium sheets with Mexican-detecting seismic sensors to prevent tunnelling. It will be filled with nuclear (also transparent) to prevent people breaking through, and will have a railway track with choo-choos on top.
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Reince Penis posted:"I moved on her like a bitch" I attempted to make a romantic/sexual move on her as if she was a woman of lesser worth In Trump speak
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Which courts are higher than the Ninth Circuit court of appeals...?
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poisonpill posted:Which courts are higher than the Ninth Circuit court of appeals...? The 10th 
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poisonpill posted:Which courts are higher than the Ninth Circuit court of appeals...? The People's Court, bitch.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Had a patient that was a 400pound disgusting human with open sores on his legs and living in a hoarder home. Dude would poo poo in the shower while we were doing wound care on him (it was a dark time in my career) and took immense convincing to simply clean himself even though we were already in the goddamn shower. This man, worked at taco bell, and it completely stopped me from eating there since. Fecal tacos are real. Thanks for all the help buddy. I really appreciated it. Doing much better now.
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StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:What do you think Trump would order at 2 am at The Bell? They don’t serve a taco salad, right? I’m gonna go with two XL Grilled Stuffed Burritos, two nachos Bellgrande, and a Baja Mt Dew (malted).
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Big Beef City posted:You don't buy Jack poo poo at red Robin Fight me
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Greenlit posted:This poison thing keeps sticking in my brain, especially after finishing the book last night, and it just will not leave me alone. So is it actual poisoning that he's afraid of, or a disgruntled employed nutting in his food or flossing their butt with a french fry or something? Cause the latter is not an unreasonable concern if you're an idiot loving rear end in a top hat to everyone except for your sexy daughter, and it would sure be a vector for regular old pathogens Soup du Journey fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Jan 10, 2018 |
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1redflag posted:Everyone knows Trump Tower has the best taco bowls, damnit Trump's taco bowls will make you take a knee.
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fishing with the fam posted:A plexiglass sheet, 40 feet high and 6000 miles long! I know a guy who could help but Trump probably skipped past that bit to get to the whale fights. 
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