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La Brea Carpet posted:Student befouled my coffee mug. [MA] Student is a pussy unless he did it with piping hot coffee in the mug, in which case he owns
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La Brea Carpet posted:Student befouled my coffee mug. [MA] “An extremely large endowment,” huh?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:The subreddit mods are very strict. Posts can be removed if they're somewhere else on reddit, if they update too soon or too often, if they get too popular, etc. It's incredibly draconian, comparable only to something like AskHistorians. The mods there are the specific type of morons who put way too much importance in their roles running an idiotic sub-website for retards to ask about their dying relationships, and so they have a bunch of dumb rules to make themselves feel more important Imagine going on a power trip with your Reddit mod abilities
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Blade Runner posted:Student is a pussy unless he did it with piping hot coffee in the mug, in which case he owns Hmm, this roast has quite the nutty aroma. The student should sing "Tainted Love" but instead of love say mug.
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Blade Runner posted:The mods there are the specific type of morons who put way too much importance in their roles running an idiotic sub-website for retards to ask about their dying relationships, and so they have a bunch of dumb rules to make themselves feel more important i don't remember if they still do this but for awhile they were deleting posts with the word 'manchild' because they considered it a gendered insult which is insanely lol
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There's actually a thing in the subreddit FAQ explaining why they remove so much stuff. And by 'a thing' I mean 'two short essays.' quote:Why was my post locked and/or removed? quote:Why was [Insert Popular Post Here] Removed/Locked? tl;dr: "We're trying really hard to pretend /r/relationships doesn't just exist for the drama."
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Brother Entropy posted:i don't remember if they still do this but for awhile they were deleting posts with the word 'manchild' because they considered it a gendered insult which is insanely lol People who get extremely miniscule amounts of power and immediately abuse it are generally the types of people who would go full fascist or start a cult if they were in any way charming or had any skills whatsoever that weren't just having very large amounts of free time
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Pick, you only felt that newness with him because he gave you so little, you could project the world upon him nah man it's that nothing ever made sense as part of a cohesive whole and he could throw nonstop curveballs like you can't believe. imagine conversations as flowcharts. he could break the chart. so proud of him for that .
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A plank of a bridge broke and my leg got stuck in the hole. My [15M] friends needed to call the firemen and I'm too embarrassed to leave the house. I live in small town with a small population. It's one of those towns where everyone knows each other. So you could only imagine my embarrassment right now. Everyone knows. My sister told me that everyone was asking about it when she just went to get some groceries. Everyone has moaned about this bridge before and how it didn't feel right. In my town there is this really old wooden bridge you can walk across a river. It's not as dangerous as it sounds. You'd survive falling into it. It's like a 10-15 foot drop. I wasn't in mortal danger I don't think. Knowing my luck I would have found a way to die if I fell. I was walking home from a friends house and this plank just broke underneath me. My leg went through the hole it made. I weigh 110 pounds (50KG). My friends couldn't get me unstuck from this hole without the wood cutting me. We tried to do it several times before Veronica told us to stop. She was concerned about us shredding my leg. My leg was completely stuck and the more we pulled the worse it got. She called the local sheriff who got the firemen to come and help. I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life. A crowd formed and was watching. I'm too embarrassed to leave the house because everyone knows. TL;DR: I feel too embarrassed to leave the house. I got my leg stuck in this old bridge on a walk home with friends. They had to call the sheriff and firemen to come and help. I live in a small town and everyone knows. bridge broke, so what
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Haifisch posted:There's actually a thing in the subreddit FAQ explaining why they remove so much stuff. It's always used to justify literally any dumb poo poo any mod anywhere wants to do gently caress you, so what you don't get paid, if you don't wanna sort through the loving trash that are these people's lovely posts then don't do it Oh wait, that would involve you giving up the only amount of control you can exert over anyone anywhere, so you'll just bitch about how hard a thing that you do not have to do at all and that benefits neither you nor anyone else is to do
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La Brea Carpet posted:Student befouled my coffee mug. [MA] Have fun subpoenaing your students who told you.
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Pick posted:I miss feeding Hugh raspberries while he wore a bathrobe and stared at the floor
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new phone who dis posted:Have fun subpoenaing your students who told you. That would be super illegal
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Al Borland Corp. posted:That would be super illegal LOL that deposition "Did you see the scrotum in question actually make contact with the mug?"
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I feel so bad for that girl, that's gotta be crushing in so many ways.Pick posted:nah man it's that nothing ever made sense as part of a cohesive whole and he could throw nonstop curveballs like you can't believe. imagine conversations as flowcharts. he could break the chart. so proud of him for that . That's stupid. You're stupid
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like one time i asked him to describe a cat he was catsitting (his parents' cat, which they've had for years) and he could not. "well, what color is it?" "i don't know...." i still don't know what that freakin cat looks like. but it just wasn't on the map, the idea that someone cant describe a cat they've seen a hundred times. can't do it. what does the cat look like? i don't know...
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My sister and I [20,22F] are being pressured into attending our teenage cousin’s wedding even though we already made plans on the date.quote:So basically as the title says, my younger cousin is getting married. He is 19 and marrying a high schooler who is 18 (yes, they’re Christian). Everyone in our family is totally on the same page about how ridiculous this whole thing is, and yet no one is surprised considering his older sister got married young as well. quote:[–]wtfthecanuck [score hidden] 7 hours ago quote:Keep in mind I heard it through the grapevine a bit (her best friend told my mom) but yeah I’m not too surprised this is the case.
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Somebody having a cat shaped hole in their visual processing center doesn't make them interesting except in the way that a person with visual aphasia is interesting
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so let me get this straight the brother jams his sister's toothbrush into his rear end in a top hat and jerks off with it his sister's mouth is constantly infected because he needs to poo poo on a toothbrush to get off the parents don't care because they think jamming a toothbrush up his rear end in a top hat is just a normal part of being a 12 year old boy and the only thing the reddit comments care about is that the victim is going too faaaaar in posting about her disgusting brother and her disgusting parents on Facebook because won't someone think of how horrible it is to publicly shame your family for being pro-shiteating. Like literally they think it's okay to force a family member to eat poo poo. That's how people contract diseases. And somehow the sister is the villain because she exposed their very non metaphorical poo poo eating ways to the world on facebook.
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Hey Pick is there a version of Phantom of the Paradise where the audio and video synch well? I think the Internet Archive had it but I couldn't deal with the audio lag.
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girl pants posted:Somebody having a cat shaped hole in their visual processing center doesn't make them interesting except in the way that a person with visual aphasia is interesting but, does a person, not know colors? then i asked if it was a shorthair or longhair and he said "... what's the difference?" is it meta? what is he asking? has he not seen, the two types of cat? not even in person, like, is he not familiar with what cats can look like?? imagine that for like, every kind of conversation. it just, you know, pulls you out of the normal channels for how conversations go, and it pushes you out of your comfort zone, it makes you question fundamental things. what do cats look like?
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Nope that's all if it. If you're confused remember half the population is dumber/crazier then the rest and they are free to pump out kids.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Hey Pick is there a version of Phantom of the Paradise where the audio and video synch well? I think the Internet Archive had it but I couldn't deal with the audio lag. There are PLACES it can be acquired, but you can also rent it on Amazon, and there is a good DVD/Blu-Ray available. e-mail me at sendthemtopick@gmail.com if you need some help. e: my Great Films Forgotten (TOYS) thread is now seguing to it a little too!
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Pick posted:but, does a person, not know colors? then i asked if it was a shorthair or longhair and he said "... what's the difference?" I don't know, if somebody said that kind of thing to me when I asked them questions I'd probably assume they were loving with me because they didn't really want to talk to me.
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girl pants posted:I don't know, if somebody said that kind of thing to me when I asked them questions I'd probably assume they were loving with me because they didn't really want to talk to me. Exactly! And I thought that often! But that didn't bear out either really. again it's complicated. A friend of mine who is also a goon has also read a snippet of a generic e-mail he sent me once and she said he wrote like avshalom's otterman.
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Pick posted:like one time i asked him to describe a cat he was catsitting (his parents' cat, which they've had for years) and he could not. "well, what color is it?" "i don't know...." He knew what loving color the cat was, pick, he just didn't want to bother telling you. God drat it.
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I [22F] feel used in an odd way by my [25M] BF?quote:This is long, I dont know how to express myself... sorry yall.
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Then I overheard him tell his mother that he and I cuckolded my abusive ex? Then I overheard him tell his mother that he and I cuckolded my abusive ex? Then I overheard him tell his mother that he and I cuckolded my abusive ex? Then I overheard him tell his mother that he and I cuckolded my abusive ex? Then I overheard him tell his mother that he and I cuckolded my abusive ex? Then I overheard him tell his mother that he and I cuckolded my abusive ex?
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I have so many questions and they're all "what"
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Smirking_Serpent posted:A plank of a bridge broke and my leg got stuck in the hole. My [15M] friends needed to call the firemen and I'm too embarrassed to leave the house. I'll take "poo poo you'll laugh about at Thanksgiving in 10 years for $200, Alex".
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Khazar-khum posted:Ask and ye shall receive
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dudeness posted:I [22F] feel used in an odd way by my [25M] BF? I'm real confused about the bragging to his mom part. That seems super sixteen year old "gently caress you mom, I'm my own person, look at all these things I'm doing that you don't even know about" but also the specific thing he said is just bizarre.
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Zeroisanumber posted:I'll take "poo poo you'll laugh about at Thanksgiving in 10 years for $200, Alex". Yeah, that's 15_years_old.txt.
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Khorne posted:Well, he's certainly enthusiastic about you and proud to be with you. I'm not sure there is a whole lot more to say about that one. Other than the op seems crazy hesitant to like anyone at all and super suspicious of him. Her previous partner was abusive, they've only been together nine months, they're young, and he seems real eager to put that poo poo on lockdown, I don't blame her for being wary. Like the ring on the ring finger thing, she's clearly not ready for that stage yet
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Blade Runner posted:Listen you either gotta give me the crazy roommate's number or stop taunting me with this How about I help you find her online? It'll be like a scavenger hunt! Here's your first clue: on her Facebook page, she often reposts inspirational messages. One of her favorites is "If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
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HIJK posted:so let me get this straight Uh, no? 95% of the comments are absolutely on the sister's side. Also, Hugh sounds really loving stupid. Like, 'how do you get from one end of the house to the other without injuring yourself' stupid.
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Inescapable Duck posted:Also, Hugh sounds really loving stupid. Like, 'how do you get from one end of the house to the other without injuring yourself' stupid. He was smart enough to run and hide when danger approached though.
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Inescapable Duck posted:Uh, no? 95% of the comments are absolutely on the sister's side. I'd say it's more 70% but I am still baffled and enraged that anyone would think she did something wrong
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Chomp8645 posted:He was smart enough to run and hide when danger approached though.
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