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theflyingorc posted:Not that the quote is great, but it's a fun quote for "guess the thread" Hmm... Gonna have to go with something in D&D. USPOL?
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jimmyjams posted:and aragorn never became king, he just randomly decided to become a total loser and drinks cows milk straight from the udder
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 06:16 |
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Riatsala posted:Hmm... Trump thread. I googled the dumb motherfucker who called the cops on the lady with a coupon, and the story is that he was accusing her of having forged it, and for some reason* he couldn't just say "sorry, we can't accept this coupon". * The reason is he's racist trash The icing on the cake here is that this dude has a history of forgery himself. He forged five pages of signatures on a petition that had something to do with building a bike path.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 09:54 |
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learnincurve posted:I once stuck my finger up the nose of a man who was drunkenly preaching that when a woman says no she means yes really. He was very upset about it.
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belgend posted:
African AIDS cum posted:Belgians and sand name a more iconic duo Shroud posted:Belgians and hands
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:43 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Trump thread. The loudest accusers are always the most guilty.
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 22:43 |
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Jedit posted:I once had a girlfriend who got annoyed that I wore socks to bed in winter, so it might be. Growing up my dad would get hot pissed if he caught my siblings or I wearing socks to bed. Whole house had cement floors and he said that your feet get too warm at night and then you put them on the cold floor in the morning you'd get pneumonia. I still don't wear socks to bed.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 09:27 |
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Untrustable posted:Growing up my dad would get hot pissed if he caught my siblings or I wearing socks to bed. Whole house had cement floors and he said that your feet get too warm at night and then you put them on the cold floor in the morning you'd get pneumonia. I still don't wear socks to bed. This sounds like the Depression-era version of The Floor is Lava.
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Lobok posted:This sounds like the Depression-era version of The Floor is Lava. Sounded more like fan death or getting wet will give you a cold to me.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 15:59 |
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Untrustable posted:Growing up my dad would get hot pissed if he caught my siblings or I wearing socks to bed. Whole house had cement floors and he said that your feet get too warm at night and then you put them on the cold floor in the morning you'd get pneumonia. I still don't wear socks to bed. I've never worn socks to bed or heard of anyone that does, and I live practically on the arctic circle. I just use more blankets as necessary.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:01 |
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See, I hate socks in bed. With a fury. I find it horribly uncomfortable and I also like to stick one bare foot out of the blankets if I get too warm. I get almost claustrophobic feeling if I have them on and frantically take them off. That's how much I can't stand them. But if anyone else wants to wear them, that's perfectly fine. Why waste energy getting upset over something like that. Life is too short to be angry at socks. Wear socks, or don't wear socks. You do you.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:27 |
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Picnic Princess posted:See, I hate socks in bed. With a fury. I find it horribly uncomfortable and I also like to stick one bare foot out of the blankets if I get too warm. I get almost claustrophobic feeling if I have them on and frantically take them off. That's how much I can't stand them.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:27 |
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It's a Goddamn rule that as a dad you have to have at least one weird nonsense rule that you enforce upon your kids.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:33 |
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Does anyone have any call the police on Granos posts handy or a link to the thread?
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:41 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Does anyone have any call the police on Granos posts handy or a link to the thread? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2512842
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:42 |
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I love these dead gay forums.Madkal posted:I remember reading that comic. It is one of my earliest memories of reading any comic ever. I think it was Pan's flute that made him sprout horns and then he decided to dress up as Batman and fight crime because he could fit the horns under Batman's cowl. Phy posted:Goatman would have been a much different comic Push El Burrito posted:Has a nice ring to it though.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 16:42 |
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Just as great as I remembered, thanks!
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 17:14 |
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I'm enough of a fan of the "What's better than x?", "2x" joke structure, but for some reason the Granos one really elevates it. I crack up every time I see it.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 17:57 |
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SpacePig posted:I'm enough of a fan of the "What's better than x?", "2x" joke structure, but for some reason the Granos one really elevates it. I crack up every time I see it. Doctor Thodt elevates that entire thread to pure art .
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 18:00 |
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vyelkin posted:Meth Lab For Cutie
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 18:34 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Doctor Thodt elevates that entire thread to pure art .
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 18:36 |
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SpacePig posted:I'm enough of a fan of the "What's better than x?", "2x" joke structure, but for some reason the Granos one really elevates it. I crack up every time I see it. The immediate teamwork helps sell the joke.
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# ? Jul 17, 2018 19:06 |
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frankenfreak posted:That thread must've been his finest hour. No matter how many times I get quoted in one of these threads, I will never measure up to Thodt on that day. He transmogrified into the Ultimate Hustler and I was, like, drat.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 00:21 |
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Super Waffle posted:Found a woman on craigslist that wanted me to come over in the middle of the night, walk into her completely dark, unlocked house, take the hallway to the right and open the door to her bedroom and proceed to have sex with her with the lights off while she wore a mask.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:22 |
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That's actually a PYF horror story There is a site where you can hook up that way and uh, whoops wrong address, key's under the flower pot have fun. Make it seem real!
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:25 |
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ate all the Oreos posted:if you're not paying for the product you are the product
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syscall girl posted:That's actually a PYF horror story whats the url
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 04:51 |
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chernobyl kinsman posted:whats the url I believe it's this https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3524111 goldmined and I wanna say there are follow-ups with happy endings and stuff but this is some serious like fatal attraction meets dirty rotten scoundrels level of scary stupid
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 05:02 |
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chernobyl kinsman posted:whats the url I would also like to know, for a project. A project involving poorly planned sexcapades.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 05:03 |
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Yestermoment posted:I would also like to know, for a project. oh i get it that's funny haha the hopefully defunct fake rape hookup site just go to fetlife and ask for the full toilet (everything about it)
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 05:06 |
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chernobyl kinsman posted:whats the url https://www.craigslist.com apparently.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 08:26 |
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jimmyjams posted:gigaclit queefernet President Beep posted:uh, you're already signed in, chief.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 11:28 |
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Laughed really drat hard at that.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 11:33 |
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Untrustable posted:They should boil it. Everything comes out in a good boil. Afterwards make some pasta in the resin water. Not to get high or nothin', just to not waste water and you get to have pasta to reward yourself for a bong well cleaned. Pookah posted:Bong Appétit!
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:14 |
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Reading this on my lunch break and i just spit mostly chewed apple all over a welding machine that costs more than my truck. Good job, goons.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 18:26 |
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President Beep just materialized from the ether recently and all of his posts are consistently great.
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 18:45 |
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Big Beef City posted:Eh people in GA put peanuts in Coke Bonzo posted:me redneck, me pay joke. from that grody food combos thread in gbs
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# ? Jul 19, 2018 00:28 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:no one disparages subs on my watch Epic High Five posted:mr musk
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# ? Jul 19, 2018 04:22 |
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Re: MMA legend Anderson Silva making his return to the octogon after a long absence. Bluedeanie posted:Anderson Silva coming back is really interesting to me actually because there's a lot of different ways a fight with him can go at this point. You can fight him straight on and it will still probably be pretty difficult, but you could also do any number of things, like kill and eat his pet parrot which will piss him off and make it harder to scout your location, or go out of your way in the marsh to find a sniper rifle early in the game so you can shoot him in his wheelchair on the docks and replacr the fight with multiple GRU search teams. You could even stop playing the game for a few days or set your ps2 clock forward so when you start up next time he's dead from old age. Very compelling, and just in time for Tim Kennedy to come back.
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Patrick Spens posted:Re: MMA legend Anderson Silva making his return to the octogon after a long absence. Masterful own
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