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Can someone link that, I feel the same dark urge.
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Curiosity, interest, and obsession — mile markers on the road to damnation. E: I can't stop giggling Yestermoment posted:These are some nice pants I have right here. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 15:24 on Aug 29, 2018 |
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Sab0921 posted:Ted Cruz sucks so much. He is literally making this campaign about kneeling to protest. There is an embedded video with a 60 second spot. FBS posted:there goes his endorsement from Abbott 
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480 Hiking Across America https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3720872 FYAD thread  He didn't quite make it out of the "A"
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Lightanchor posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480 Hiking Across America I think we all knew going from LA to Florida is a downhill move.
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Danaru posted:Ironically wanting to drink Garfield's cum is just as weird as unironically wanting to drink Garfield's cum
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lol k one moremuscles like this! posted:JUST GIVE HIM THE STICK Baronjutter posted:DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!! ToxicSlurpee posted:Do you know my dad? bike tory posted:Oooooooooooooo
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:whoa you like beautiful women with hourglass figures and big boobs? lol what a niche type welp the world takes all types
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Splicer posted:These six word stories are getting kind of weird
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Antivehicular posted:I've always been fond of Jack London's adventure stories about drug-resistant gonorrhea. To Build a Groin Fire is a classic.
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Lightanchor posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480 Hiking Across America I thought he started just north of San Fran and thats when he ran into issues.
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Telsa Cola posted:I thought he started just north of San Fran and thats when he ran into issues. He started in San Francisco; the issues were he hadn't trained or prepared well and he collapsed in a pile of sadness and raisins after three days or so.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:He started in San Francisco; the issues were he hadn't trained or prepared well and he collapsed in a pile of sadness and raisins after three days or so. Yeah, his wagonish thing he was using was actually just a child carrier and the wheel snapped, after that he basically gave up.
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Then he bought a car to drive to Florida in but it was a lemon and it overheated and died in some nowhere town in New Mexico where there were no parts for it.
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The car was a BMW, IIRC? I think it came out later that he was a serial scammer of sorts, but I can't remember where I saw that.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Then he bought a car to drive to Florida in but it was a lemon and it overheated and died in some nowhere town in New Mexico where there were no parts for it. Wait, what?  .
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:He started in San Francisco; the issues were he hadn't trained or prepared well and he collapsed in a pile of sadness and raisins after three days or so.
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If i remember correctly goons did eventually convince him not to go through the desert. but his lovely level of fitness dropped his rear end before he made it 5 miles.
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Collateral Damage posted:Barely eating anything but a handful of raisins for three days probably didn't help either. It was the dril candle tweet, in essence. Elfgames posted:If i remember correctly goons did eventually convince him not to go through the desert. but his lovely level of fitness dropped his rear end before he made it 5 miles. He cracked on Mt. Tamalpais, where I had many a pleasant Sunday hike when I lived in the Bay Area (to be fair, I didn't do it with a stroller full of raisins and bullshit.)
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I do love when goons declare great ambitions and are clearly barely able to survive daily life.
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IIRC he didn't buy the BMW, he either already had it or he borrowed it from a family member. Once he announced this new plan the people who had donated money to his death march were asking how walking across the country had turned into driving around in a BMW. He ignored them and then the car overheated in some little Arizona town where they didn't have the parts to fix it.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:He started in San Francisco; the issues were he hadn't trained or prepared well and he collapsed in a pile of sadness and raisins after three days or so. He started at the National Seashore I thought Dude was trying to cross the entire United States from West to East, and didn't make it as far as San Francisco, a town literally on the West Coast it's literally the most spectacular failure I've ever seen
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Step 1. (FAILED) Leave the west coast.
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I think I remember him ignoring every piece of advice regarding his plan, geranium the stupid carriage. I mean something with giant bike wheels would have been a smart(er) move. But this was a guy who couldn't drive somewhere. The only winning mice was not to play in the first place.
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Outrail posted:geranium the stupid carriage.
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Gesture-based phone keyboards have really taken autocorrect failures to the next lever
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Geranium The Stupid Carriage was my favorite 90s alternative band
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RandomFerret posted:Gesture-based phone keyboards have really taken autocorrect failures to the next lever My phone refuses to suggest the word "something" of its own accord. It prefers "someone" or, even, "sintering".
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Whiz Palace posted:My phone refuses to suggest the word "something" of its own accord. It prefers "someone" or, even, "sintering". My phone decided I like to spell probably "probabaly" and I can't figure out how to stop it.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:My phone decided I like to spell probably "probabaly" and I can't figure out how to stop it. On most Android keyboard apps I've used, you can long-press the suggested word to delete it, if it's one of those keyboards where it shows predicted or suggested words at the top of the keyboard.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcoT6yxFoU
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Uhg Note to self: Coffee, then post.
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Saint Freak posted:The fentanyl was really sugar. The heroin was really brown sugar. The weed was really oregano. Those fuckers at Sarah's Diner beat the system again but we'll get'em next time.
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context: elon musk's dadEimiYoshikawa posted:in my own cautious way, whenever i have unprotected sex with my daughters who i assume sleep around and it results in surprise double bastards, i
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Could also be someone talking out of context about their latest Crusader Kings II game.
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Moon Slayer posted:Could also be someone talking out of context about their latest Crusader Kings II game. Suddenly everything about Elon Musk makes sense 
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Moon Slayer posted:Crusader Kings II Vincent Van Goatse posted:Elon Musk 
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