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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:I always forget how Dragula goes so my brain helpfully substitutes Mrs. Potts singing "Tale as Old As Time" Just a little change Small to say the least Both a little scared Neither one prepared IN THE BACK OF MY, DRAGULAAAA
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Chichevache posted:conquering the worm It's the speakerphone that's the funny part nfi why
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Apr 17, 2019 06:29
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if you don't understand why the dragula quote is funny then you don't deserve to be here
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Apr 17, 2019 06:33
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Dumb Lowtax posted:It does, trust me The Dragula quote is so powerful, it overshadows “I bought Japanese blue jeans again because of my anxiety,” which would have been unbeatable in any other thread at any other point in time. It’s like he set the record, then broke it just to prove he could.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:goddamn it, now you've done it, this thread's gonna be completely unreadable for several pages while a bunch of fyads come out of the woodwork to defend their honor I should have specified: The *post itself* is funny, that part I parse no problem, it's any context behind it that I can't unravel.
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Apr 17, 2019 06:50
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sebmojo posted:It's the speakerphone that's the funny part nfi why Yeah, if he'd just said "dad: conquering the worm" the joke would have fallen flat. That speakerphone makes the whole thing work.
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Apr 17, 2019 06:58
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It's because you're getting owned by someone who's not even present, and not even directly speaking to you, with a dad joke
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Apr 17, 2019 07:01
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O godKak posted:Da boom na da noom na namena
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Apr 17, 2019 07:03
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I should have specified: The *post itself* is funny, that part I parse no problem, it's any context behind it that I can't unravel. yeah it's like there's a few sometimes funny people who don't read the forums that get a random thought in their head and hastily type it up and send tweet in the first thread they click on without even looking, and then there's dozens of other people who are competing to set a record for most posts that only say "lol" but they all come up short because they accidentally wasted 4 hours tinkering with their forums signature again.
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Apr 17, 2019 07:04
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Just a little change You last quoted Dragula one month ago LORD OF BOOTY posted:they generally prefer the term DEAD I AM THE ONE EXTERMINATING SON
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Apr 17, 2019 07:06
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burial posted:I read it and laughed. I think I even understood on some level, but there’s no way I could verbalize that understanding or why it was funny. mister president you need to end US involvement in Yemen.
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Apr 17, 2019 07:42
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Karate Bastard posted:Ah, I thought they meant like ~"deploy"~ if you know what i mean C'mon, guys. The classic euphemism is 'deploy the sea-monkeys'.
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Apr 17, 2019 08:00
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Screaming Idiot posted:Imagine caring about Star Wars in a world where ewoks are real and are exposing themselves to our elderly in subways on a daily basis.
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Apr 17, 2019 08:09
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it is literally never where i suspect it's from
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Apr 17, 2019 09:01
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My guess was actually right. Albeit it's pretty much a wildcard.
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Apr 17, 2019 11:22
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Ghost Leviathan posted:My guess was actually right. Albeit it's pretty much a wildcard. Haha I always guess it too, and I'm right about a third of the time.
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Apr 17, 2019 11:28
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Probation is the cyberpunk version of the long hooks they'd pull vaudeville guys off the stage with. A good probation is a joke all on its own
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Apr 17, 2019 14:16
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Dumb Lowtax posted:You last quoted Dragula one month ago ...okay? i like Rob Zombie and the meme is funny (and also I'm not even the one who brought it up) are you the Dragula Police or something
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:...okay? i like Rob Zombie and the meme is funny (and also I'm not even the one who brought it up) Just pointing out a bizarre coincidence I found when checking the front of your post history to see if you were a fyad
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Apr 17, 2019 18:12
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Dumb Lowtax posted:It does, trust me Holy poo poo this is so much more amazing than anticipated. And yeah I agree, the 'speakerphone' part is what makes the Dragula one so amazing.
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Apr 17, 2019 18:15
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quote:LORD OF BOOTY posted: I'm not familiar with dragula but I couldn't help but read that to the tune of Billie Jean by Michael Jackson.
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Apr 17, 2019 18:21
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I'm not familiar with dragula but I couldn't help but read that to the tune of Billie Jean by Michael Jackson. Dragula is not my parents, it's just a song, and a car that Rob Zombie bought. But that post still loving rocks.
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Apr 17, 2019 18:32
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:...okay? i like Rob Zombie and the meme is funny (and also I'm not even the one who brought it up) Hang on wait a minute you are on to something here
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Apr 17, 2019 18:37
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burial posted:I read it and laughed. I think I even understood on some level, but there’s no way I could verbalize that understanding or why it was funny. quote:hi im permabanned poster burialstomper58
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Apr 17, 2019 18:41
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Karate Bastard posted:Hang on wait a minute you are on to something here NO no he's not! no
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Apr 17, 2019 18:43
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Kitfox88 posted:it is literally never where i suspect it's from Screaming Idiot is cheating though, because it's always WoW.
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Apr 17, 2019 18:49
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NO HE'S NOT THE ONE
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Apr 17, 2019 18:52
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:are you the Police or something granos rereg spotted
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Doc Hawkins posted:Dragula is not my parents, it's just a song, and a car that Rob Zombie bought. replace every mj "a hee hee" with Rob zombie going "EEYEAAAH"
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Apr 17, 2019 19:49
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OH SNAP. Anyway, yes. I’m reasonably uncool. I hope this isn’t a shock to anyone’s system.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Darmok and Jalad at elevator haveblue posted:Temba, his doors wide H.P. Hovercraft posted:grover, when the walls fell
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Quiet Feet posted:Waiter: "Hey boss, we need that grilled salmon plate out here right away!"
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Apr 17, 2019 21:57
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Me: what? Zombie (rob): dead I am the one, conquering the fish
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Apr 17, 2019 22:09
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It's been One month since you quoted Rob Cocked your head to the side of my dragula
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i followed the link from that quote andFishstick posted:
Quiet Feet posted:Tired and worn out, Rob Zombie quits his glamorous life to open a small diner. 
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Apr 17, 2019 22:27
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SardonicTyrant posted:"Could you point to the person that did this to you?"
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Hauki posted:I’ve seen a fair number of cool-looking and attractive women who slip in “ethical non-monogamy” at the last sentence of a robust profile but I’m not remotely interested in that lifestyle so, I just disappointedly swipe left and move on. Caesar Saladin posted:last time i went out with one of those, the boyfriend came home and cooked a roast while i made out with her on the couch. Then he ate the roast in his room while her and I ate the roast at the dinner table and to be honest, it was hosed up Chichevache posted:He probably came in your food. Caesar Saladin posted:i choose to believe that i did not eat any semen, i will not be convinced otherwise
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Starsfan posted:So the NHL announced that it will not be issuing any supplemental discipline for P.K. Subban targeting Jamie Benn's head in the game last night: sweet thursday posted:Wouldn't be the first headshot to get swept under the rug in Dallas
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