Elfface posted:

"No, no... A pig like that, you don't eat it all at once."

This recipe for pork shoulder will require...

Deathy McDeath posted:

This counts, right?


https://mobile.twitter.com/cortmanteau/status/1246399132316487683

Godholio posted:

Poor Karen.

Milo and POTUS posted:

She's gone to speak with the owner

canyoneer posted:

Data Graham posted:

Do restaurant photos in Google Earth count as IOSM?





I want to know wtf book this is

PizzaProwler posted:

I'm more confused by the restaurant serving bread with a noodle-heavy soup.

Elblanco posted:

With that username I'm surprised you aren't more on board with itallian starch tuesdays.

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1246900303175311360

w...what?

cant cook creole bream posted:

I guess we have to keep two meters away from tigers now.

crbn114 posted:

haha fuckaz, eat poo poo and die


SA = clever

SA forums = mediocre people with no sense of humor

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Hoodwinker posted:

This MUST have gotten posted in here:

Is negative equity on a car loan EVER worth it?

Moneyball posted:

Check the last page

Hoodwinker posted:

Am I blind? I literally cannot find anything on the last 5 pages.

Moneyball posted:

I didn't say anything about that post being there

Yestermoment posted:

Does anyone have that quote on hand of a long winded story of tragedy that ends with it being a recipe for something mundane?

Splicer posted:

bike tory posted:

When I was five years old my family fostered and trained some lambs to walk on a lead, come when called and other small tricks, all as part of my small rural school's annual "calf club day". About a month before the competition, after several months of working with and bonding with a lamb, I went out to feed mine who I had named Wooly. I immediately noticed that something was wrong; she was lying on her side, head bent at an unnatural angle, blue in the face and with foam still fresh on her now-cold lips. It turned out she had eaten a poisonous plant and died, probably in a lot of pain. In this recipe for lamb ragout, I will draw on these memories to...

gdotozo posted:

OMG I HAVE TO BE THE HAPPIEST GOON HERE. WORLD CHAMPS 5TH FOR THE THUMB, WHATEVER....PLUS my roomate and best friend is from SEATTLE and has been a fan for life. MAKES IT 10X SWEETER. I CANT DESCIBE WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME. GO STEELERS. OBVOIOUSLY IM DRUNK...ALBROT BAN ME I DONT CARE. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ahdfahgfadfs

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Ornamental Dingbat posted:

There's a neat meteorite headstone in a graveyard near me. Local lore says it came down near a farm and the farmer's wife died of shock, so he dug it up and carved their name into it.

e:

https://twitter.com/wurp/status/1235577866789761025?s=20

KoRMaK posted:

i dunno sounds like the guy killed is wife or something

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Police: A 3 foot meteorite!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely on top of your wife!?

Farmer Cheney: Yes

Police: ...may I see it?

Farmer Cheney: No

Humphreys posted:

Pick a colour, any colour, or pattern.

eonblue174 posted:

Will chroma key jokes continue to make sense in the future? The queen wearing green only makes it a bit easier to replace her shirt given modern methods, feels like green = green screen may have a limited lifetime. I'm fascinated by the choices people made around her brooch.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The queen in green is used mainly for the meme.

nankeen posted:

admin edit: this person is a tremendous rear end in a top hat and if they ever post in TFR again I’ll perma them

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Second admin edit: Oh, its avshalom.

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Top Bunk Wanker posted:

If there was a Jeb Bush gay scandal and he tried to explain it by saying he just accidentally tripped and fell mouth first on a guy's dick, I would have no problem believing that was what actually happened.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Unfortunately the Perma was reversed. And it was deserved for making GBS threads up a stickied mental health thread. I think the constant poo poo (literal and figurative) they get away with has gone to Avs' head.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Unfortunately the Perma was reversed. And it was deserved for making GBS threads up a stickied mental health thread. I think the constant poo poo (literal and figurative) they get away with has gone to Avs' head.

purple death ray posted:

If you would bar avshalom from posting you should be the one who is banned, imo

bell jar posted:

avshalom is cool and makes this forum a better place

Telsa Cola posted:

Fart fanfiction is eh on these here forums but lol why the gently caress did they post/even think of the underage poo poo.

Shotgun Jones posted:

that's probably the most ownage post ive ever seen in any forum. good show mate

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Hillary 2020 posted:

three black super predators

purple death ray posted:

Settle down Hillary, drat

tactlessbastard posted:

Pocky In My Pocket posted:

Are any of the Goon Love Is The Best Love matchups still together? Or at least in contact

Solice Kirsk posted:

Through their attorneys, sure.

NerdyMcNerdNerd posted:

Storeship Troopers dropping into a hot LZ to throw toilet paper into a screeching sea of unmasked Karens belching miasma from every hole

Kazinsal posted:

Taxman's gonna get to buy the fancy box wine tonight!

Spanish Manlove posted:

He might even be able to get wine in a can

FactsAreUseless posted:

Chef Boyardee Pinot Grigioroni

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

is a rectal belch somehow distinct from a fart? pls diagram your answer

dee eight posted:

a belch is an oral fart, a fart is an anal belch. the traditional terms are just there for narrative convenience.

Kuros posted:

Be concerned if your belches taste like farts and visa versa.

doverhog posted:

Belch, from your gut; fart, from your guts.

Shut up Meg posted:

I think I've seen this on a sign in someone's kitchen. Next to a 'Live, love, laugh' one.

purple death ray posted: