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Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019


CannonFodder posted:

Play the "Guess the Thread" game! Fun for all ages.

Cribbage is no laughing matter.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I gnash my Balrog gash at thee!

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
Fleta please don't post our RP chatlogs. those are private.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
You know what word is really underappreciated? Conch.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
You like the conch?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









You don't blow conch. Conch blows you.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Cinnamon toast conch

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
You can use a conch as a makeshift cestus.

Theres your random conch fact for the day.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Super Soaker Party! posted:

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

that ghaash without garnishing it with garnets and cash

no no no

you're thinking of dragons, not balrogs

dragons want the garnets and cash

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

WITCHCRAFT posted:

no no no

you're thinking of dragons, not balrogs

dragons want the garnets and cash

my Rivendell needs to get RIVEN and I gotta lure the dragons in

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

Fleta please don't post our RP chatlogs. those are private.

You clearly made one into a redtext, how DARE you.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I gnash my Balrog gash at thee!

I put on my wizard robe and hat

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Danaru posted:

Cinnamon toast conch

I like the Austrian luncheon meat more, Conchitawurst.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Telsa Cola posted:

You can use a conch as a makeshift cestus.

Theres your random conch fact for the day.

Motherfucker as if I would be caught without my cestus :cmon:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

doverhog posted:

The V appears to be inextricably linked to human life so seems unlikely.

Kinda like the three Elven Rings and the One Ring really, so yeah exactly like that.
Please don't try to put fingers in the third ring.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Arivia posted:

I like the Austrian luncheon meat more, Conchitawurst.

Careful to not take too much, or you'll be set upon by Conchquistadors

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

MA-Horus posted:

When I was in Egypt back in 2009 (just before poo poo went bananas) we were in Abu Simbel and the traveller's shits finally caught up to me. It's a pretty touristy place with MUCH better bathrooms than the majority of Egypt's cultural sites...except that toilet paper was handed out by the individual square by an extremely crotchety old woman. I tried asking for more before going into the stall, knowing I would need more, and got chewed out.

So I go into the stall, blast out what felt like a waterjet from my butthole, wipe with the piddly one square and KNOW there's going to be more than one round. While there's still time pull my pants up, leave the stall, literally pull the roll from the old woman's hand and waddle back into the stall.

She chased me into the men's room screaming and banging on the stall door. I slipped 10 egyptian pounds underneath the door and she left me alone to poo poo my brains out in peace.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

I lived in Egypt for a while and can definitively state that there is no chance that any element of this story is exaggerated. The older they get, the more likely an Egyptian woman is to chase you into a bathroom if it means they'll get some baksheesh. In 2009, 10 Egyptian pounds would have been around $2 USD.

canyoneer posted:

It's a cultural thing there. She may have been listening to compare the sound of your farts and trying to match it to someone else.
In ancient and modern Egypt it's considered good luck to have a toot-in-common.

:dadjoke:

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Jesus Christ.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Splicer posted:

Please don't try to put fingers in the third ring.

The Ring of Earth, the Ring of Fire, and the Ring of Water.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Rust Martialis posted:

The Ring of Earth, the Ring of Fire, and the Ring of Water.

Johnny Cash never knew he had a potential trilogy on his hands.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Wait, what happened to Wind and Heart?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

DontMockMySmock posted:

Wait, what happened to Wind and Heart?

The wind has passed and his heart wasn't in it.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The wind has passed and his heart wasn't in it.

mrs d8 posted:

You are the wind between my cheeks.

i tell her she's a goon but she won't admit it

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The wind has passed and his heart wasn't in it.

Oughta eat more beans then.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

DontMockMySmock posted:

Wait, what happened to Wind and Heart?

wind is broken :(

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

dee eight posted:

i tell her she's a goon but she won't admit it

Noone will admit to being a goon.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Noone will admit to being a goon.

That's why you gotta trick 'em by asking how they get from one floor to another in their house

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Someone needs to set this page of quotes to Rick Springfield Boomer rock.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Phy posted:

That's why you gotta trick 'em by asking how they get from one floor to another in their house

Sick backwards flip up to the landing

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Phy posted:

That's why you gotta trick 'em by asking how they get from one floor to another in their house
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM STAIRS INTO MY HOUSE. IT’S A REFERENCE TO A FRONT PAGE ARTICLE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START TYPING THE WORDS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, LOWTAX. I TYPE EVERY WORD AND I TYPE EVERY WORD HARD. MAKIN TICKETY TACK TACK SOUNDS WHEN I CONFUSE A CHILD ON THE INTERNET OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP SPELLING. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY INVENTED THE WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS ROBOTS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON REDDIT AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON REDDIT CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY COMPUTER LESS LONELY BY TYPING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WRIST STRETCHES EVERY MORNIng

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Phy posted:

That's why you gotta trick 'em by asking how they get from one floor to another in their house

Tell them you met an odd fellow named Granos and see what they do next

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

christmas boots posted:

Tell them you met an odd fellow named Granos and see what they do next

:phoneb::phoneline::phone::cop:

e: i'm immensely gratified I actually got a chance to use these old rear end emotes

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

HiroProtagonist posted:

:phoneb::phoneline::yaybutt::phoneline::nsa::phoneline::yaybutt::phoneline::phone::cop:

e: i'm immensely gratified I actually got a chance to use these old rear end emotes

Updated for 2020.

Don't worry about calling the police; The NSA's intercepted your post, and are already sending local cops to arrest Granos.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Updated for 2020.

Don't worry about calling the police; The NSA's intercepted your post, and are already sending local cops to arrest Granos.

Wait so what does the NSA do when they spot granos

Do they call themselves? :confused:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

christmas boots posted:

Tell them you met an odd fellow named Granos and see what they do next

But he steams a good ham.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I forgot how cute the little cloud guy is :3:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

PYF Movie Monologues (As Read By Donald Trump)

Koishi Komeiji posted:

I've seen things the best things and media doesn't believe me. But look the attack ships very big ships huge, bigger than most ships but they're on fire the people of Orion are very nasty people by the way. Very nasty. And the C-beams, big beautiful C-beams, the best C-beams anyone has ever seen and a lot of people are now saying they should change the name to the trump gate. We're looking into that. All those moments the most moments the best moments and they're saying they are bad moments but we know they really are good moments, but they lost them, and the loser democrats are crying there little tears in the rain *does weird hand motion pantomiming crying* and now it's time for me to never die. *slowly dies while ignoring journalists questions*

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Sad!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

call center manager posted:

La 7ème Phantasie Finale, avec

Claude Étriffe
Arise Gainsbourg
Tipha Cœur-Verrouillée
Barette Valois
Rouge XIII
Le Grand Chat
Cide Vent-Haute
Juiffie Gisard
Vincent Valentin

et

Séphirose!

This is my favorite thing I ever saw in my drat life.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
During the CSPAM kerfuffle:

Raccooon posted:

This is what I imagine went through the brains of all the boomer Dems voting for Biden in the primary.


Fellatio del Toro posted:

dont think we're allowed to post anymore about imagining things going through boomer Dem brains

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

This is my favorite thing I ever saw in my drat life.

Right? Like, I'm not probably gonna pick up the new ff7 but I really want to play Ludicrously French FF7

The rest of the party all fleeing Les Chien-ras in a Citroën Deux-chevaux, while Claude madly pedals a bicycle with baguettes in the handlebar basket

The airship is just a big fuckin Montgolfier balloon

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