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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Alctel posted:

this is from an anime isn't it

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Max Tayne

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

uber_stoat posted:

“In two days they began to come upon electronic debris and cast-off peripherals. They saw halfburied skeletons of prebuilts with the cases so white and polished they seemed incandescent even in that blazing heat and they saw gamepads and gamer chairs and the bones of men and they saw a mining rig entire, the dried and blackened carcass hard as iron."

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

thetoughestbean posted:

I’m far too fat to be a skeleton, I’m afraid…

Huzzah! posted:

There are fat skeletons, like Vamos

Bad Seafood posted:

He's not fat, he's just big boned.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

:kimchi:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Yeah, it's not even someone being completely deranged in a way that's amusing like the guy who thinks we can solve COVID by destroying organized religion. It's just weird serial killer vibes.
Jeff finds them amusing (for some god-forsaken reason) and as such they will never face any consequence ever. New boss same as the old boss but at least this one has fewer screaming tantrums. So far.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Jeff finds them amusing (for some god-forsaken reason) and as such they will never face any consequence ever. New boss same as the old boss but at least this one has fewer screaming tantrums. So far.
also the old boss shot himself

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Magical Ponies posted:


Can’t wait to blow my life savings on this and leave nothing for my heirs.

UndusMundae posted:

Looks like life, for them, was ogre.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

90s Cringe Rock posted:

also the old boss shot himself
New one shot himself in the foot as far as community goodwill went, so thats a wash :v:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:boobeer: hye fuckdve i am more druni thank uy motherbufuckers :boobeer:

s0meguy posted:

omg


i M very druninkk. tonight aqwas craxy. holy poo poo

hyhijs girl did nice thingks . we sexed a a lot ad it qa goopd. i reply tonoerrrow wghe ni feel better.

goodnugth SA!! i love you !

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

EorayMel posted:

:boobeer: hye fuckdve i am more druni thank uy motherbufuckers :boobeer:

does anyone actually drunkpost like this? like, I misspell some words, and my typo rate is a little higher, but if I am so drunk I can't type I am also so drunk I can't figure out how to post

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



RFC2324 posted:

does anyone actually drunkpost like this? like, I misspell some words, and my typo rate is a little higher, but if I am so drunk I can't type I am also so drunk I can't figure out how to post

Be like me and quote yourself four times in a row when you mean to hit the edit button

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Or be like me and edit a two line post seven times over 5 minutes

Then again like 15 minutes later when you remember something

stringless has a new favorite as of 06:15 on Jul 16, 2022

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

FFT posted:

Or be like me and edit a two line post seven times over 5 minutes

Then again like 15 minutes later when you remember something

...you need to be drunk to do this?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



FFT posted:

Or be like me and edit a two line post seven times over 5 minutes

Then again like 15 minutes later when you remember something

Shame on you for not fully playing out this bit

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
B e like me and weep openly for 30 minutes staring at the screen wondering how your life got to this point,w here you had gone so wrong.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



RFC2324 posted:

does anyone actually drunkpost like this? like, I misspell some words, and my typo rate is a little higher, but if I am so drunk I can't type I am also so drunk I can't figure out how to post

One time my friend asked me to read her some texts because she was too drunk to read, yet she still managed to reply with perfect spelling. I think anyone drunkposting like that is deliberately mashing the keyboard.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



RFC2324 posted:

does anyone actually drunkpost like this? like, I misspell some words, and my typo rate is a little higher, but if I am so drunk I can't type I am also so drunk I can't figure out how to post

personally, i absolutely did back in the early 00s

i still do sometimes, it feels good man

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



thers two levels of drunk posting:
1. just power through, you can make sense
2. its honne ,ake semse of i care

the first one is a lot more effort than the second

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Boba Pearl posted:

B e like me and weep openly for 30 minutes staring at the screen wondering how your life got to this point,w here you had gone so wrong.

tbh more goons should do this before posting

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I don't post sober.

Never have.

Never will.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

FFT posted:

Or be like me and edit a two line post seven times over 5 minutes

Then again like 15 minutes later when you remember something
No that's adhd

e: ask me how I know

Splicer has a new favorite as of 10:40 on Jul 16, 2022

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Boba Pearl posted:

B e like me and weep openly for 30 minutes staring at the screen wondering how your life got to this point,w here you had gone so wrong.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

...you need to be drunk to do this?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

RFC2324 posted:

does anyone actually drunkpost like this? like, I misspell some words, and my typo rate is a little higher, but if I am so drunk I can't type I am also so drunk I can't figure out how to post

When I get black out, falling down drunk I send messages like that to my friends, usually with YouTube links to Celtic music

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Blue Footed Booby posted:

When I get black out, falling down drunk I send messages like that to my friends, usually with YouTube links to Celtic music

Tiofaixisdhb aaár læá
https://youtu.be/ehukpdse8_w

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

barnold posted:

for some reason I always rember this one porno I watched part of where they have to cut during a scene bc the dude almost busts way ahead of schedule and I can vividly recall the voice of the director yelling "TURDS. POOP FALLING OUT OF A DOG'S rear end" in an attempt to make him not waste the money shot.

why is my brain so full of random useless abhorrent poo poo lol

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022


I'm loving losing it over here

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Boba Pearl posted:

B e like me and weep openly for 30 minutes staring at the screen wondering how your life got to this point,w here you had gone so wrong.

Turn on your monitor???

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Soiled Meat
That's why always keep goatse open in a background tab, as a baseline that I can alt tab to in case of emergency

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Karate Bastard posted:

That's why always keep goatse open in a background tab, as a baseline that I can alt tab to in case of emergency

I just have it set as my boss key

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Escape From Noise posted:

Scale THIS!

[Points at crotch]


Look. I only have one joke. But I refuse to apologize or grow.

Machai posted:

Sorry to hear about your ED

Escape From Noise posted:

Thanks. I appreciate the supportive community here.

Gumby posted:

Not supportive enough apparently.

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

Is it bad that I immediately knew which clip this was?

Outside of the director yelling, there's also the fluffer who just gets this look of resigned horror as he's reading the towel in knowledge of what's about to happen which gets me everytime.

Edit: readying, not reading

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Sobatchja Morda posted:

Edit: readying, not reading

I was absolutely ready to accept that this was an industry term for, like, estimating time to nut based on stroke length and frequency

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Soiled Meat
Modern day luigi board

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

SirSamVimes posted:

I finally figured out that the reason I am unable to parry combos is that I need to release the left stick and re-tilt it rather than keeping it tilted in the direction I want.

SirSamVimes posted:

"this giant robot is a kinda lovely final boss compared to all the extremely cool duels"

"oh. oh"

Cuttlefush posted:

standing there
you realized

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Turn on your monitor???

Oh gently caress this is way easier to post with.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Boba Pearl posted:

Oh gently caress this is way easier to post with.

For you, maybe

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Marcade posted:

For you, maybe

lmao

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Marcade posted:

For you, maybe

lol

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