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Boba Pearl posted:B e like me and weep openly for 30 minutes staring at the screen wondering how your life got to this point,w here you had gone so wrong. One More Fat Nerd posted:Turn on your monitor??? Boba Pearl posted:Oh gently caress this is way easier to post with. Marcade posted:For you, maybe I copied all that before I realized it was here, and by god I am not letting that effort go to waste.
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I love a good stupid juvenile back-and-forthScreaming Idiot posted:If you do what you love for a living, you'll learn to hate the thing you love. The Bloop posted:Finally burning out at the dicksucking factory? Screaming Idiot posted:Your mom keeps winning employee of the month and it's really ruined my morale.
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Diamonds On MY Fish posted:The Talmud is just explaining bits of the Torah, and then Rabbis arguing about what those mean in the margins over hundreds of years. It's got great bits about how Adam was originally non-binary, how the plague of frogs was really a singular giant frog, and about how lesbian scissoring works. Oyak posted:Interesting...can you expand on those two? Loucks posted:I, for one, would love to see Judaism’s take on scissoring. answers Platystemon has a new favorite as of 04:39 on Jul 18, 2022 |
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Tree Bucket posted:Feeling a bit confused as to how much I can trust all these different fairy folk. Someone should do up a carefully ordered list of how untrustworthy they all are. They can call it Shifty Grades of Fey.
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JBP posted:You seem like someone that is always striving to be unhappy and I wish you all the best in this important endeavour.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Yeah, it's not even someone being completely deranged in a way that's amusing like the guy who thinks we can solve COVID by destroying organized religion. It's just weird serial killer vibes. Funny Forums Quotes: Just weird serial killer vibes
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The only thing approaching this level of awesome in the New Testament was the time Jesus built that hotrod.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:The only thing approaching this level of awesome in the New Testament was the time Jesus built that hotrod. Horsewhipping bankers was pretty cool.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:The only thing approaching this level of awesome in the New Testament was the time Jesus built that hotrod. 2 Kings 9:20
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Tunicate posted:I don't see the big deal. It's really common for sports teams to be named after a disaster that hit the area.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:The only thing approaching this level of awesome in the New Testament was the time Jesus built that hotrod. ding a ding dang!!
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FreudianSlippers posted:2 Kings 9:20 Not the New Testament.
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FreudianSlippers posted:2 Kings 9:20 rare miss from the Spin Doctors imo
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:how are plumbing things getting electricity through them LvK posted:someone flushed lightning again Bad Munki posted:You can’t capture lightning in a butthole
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Horsewhipping bankers was pretty cool. It's worth clarifying that it wasn't moneylenders in the Temple, it was money changers. And it wasn't really about the money changing. Jews of the time were required to make animal sacrifices at certain times of year, and the animals had to be of a certain quality and value. The priests at the Temple declared that the only acceptable sacrifices were animals purchased from the Temple, as they were known to meet the requirement of quality and other animals weren't. So far no problem, but there was also the issue of money. The priests couldn't cheat people on value - selling a bird worth 5 shekels for 10 shekels was a big no-no - but what they did instead was say that they wouldn't accept regular money. Animals purchased from the Temple had to be bought with Temple scrip, which could only be obtained from and spent in the Temple, and that scrip was not given at one for one. So you'd have to pay the priest 10 shekels to receive 5 Temple shekels that you could then give back to buy your sacrifice. They were at base charging other Jews a fee to be Jewish and lining their own pockets with it, and that's why Jesus went apeshit on them. Incidentally, if this sounds to you like a bunch of 1st century CE rabbis invented cryptocurrency, you're not altogether wrong. Nothing really changes.
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Jesus would definitely gently caress up the city of london, though.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:Jesus would definitely gently caress up the city of london, though. Yes, but because they're complete fuckers, not because they're moneychangers.
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temple crypto would be going to sacrifice a lamb only for it to morph into a leopard at the altar before shrinking into a halibut as the knife comes down, then a seagull nicks it
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Jedit posted:It's worth clarifying that it wasn't moneylenders in the Temple, it was money changers. If someone had gotten to me when I was younger and said that those people who run the arcades you have to buy tokens from instead of using quarters got their asses kicked by Jesus then maybe I would have gone to church.
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Lobok posted:If someone had gotten to me when I was younger and said that those people who run the arcades you have to buy tokens from instead of using quarters got their asses kicked by Jesus then maybe I would have gone to church. There's a reason the main people telling you about Jesus are also people who are absolutely not going to tell you anything about capitalism being bad
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Karate Bastard posted:Scalpers at the sacrifice?!?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:There's a reason the main people telling you about Jesus are also people who are absolutely not going to tell you anything about capitalism being bad You like Megazords and Mega Man, we know you'll love our mega church!
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 loving FRAUD IN THE COUPONS FORUM!!! gently caress!!! abstraxion posted:Or try it, and create a virtual credit card number authorized only for $40. God I love that feature.
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That place is a madhouse. Every day I go in to check for videogame deals, I kiss my wife and kids goodbye as if it may be the last time.
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Captain Hygiene posted:That place is a madhouse. Every day I go in to check for videogame deals, I kiss my wife and kids goodbye as if it may be the last time. It truly is a den of inequity
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Platystemon posted:Not the New Testament. True but it is applicable.
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Traxis posted:Kobe!
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haveblue posted:anime con carne
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IShallRiseAgain posted:Dick lockpicking as a skill. Kesper North posted:You just have to align the tumblrs
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is pepsi ok posted:Ft. Lauderdale could have been such an amazing city if it had been planned around the intercoastal waterways. It's official nickname is literally "The Venice of America". Born in Bexhill posted:anything that is referred to as “the X of America” should promptly be destroyed Ghost Leviathan posted:'United States'
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I know this isn’t the PYF tweet thread but I have to believe these fictional tweets were inspired by the “Muslims in the moon” and “Trump and the Orb” posts that get quoted here every so often. https://twitter.com/dustinkcouch/status/1549558177208963073?s=21&t=RPsWEclbIW2UMDWcf50q0A
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Progressive JPEG posted:what's a driver? eschaton posted:a miserable pile of I/Os
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 Literally laughing out loud at your bullshit. Goldwarf posted:This thread can't be loving serious. I've seen a lot of hilarious/pathetic goon poo poo, but this takes the cake, the pie, the oven, and half the house. 
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Sure why not bring back the guy banned for sexism in 2011.
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Jedit posted:It's worth clarifying that it wasn't moneylenders in the Temple, it was money changers. And it wasn't really about the money changing. Jews of the time were required to make animal sacrifices at certain times of year, and the animals had to be of a certain quality and value. The priests at the Temple declared that the only acceptable sacrifices were animals purchased from the Temple, as they were known to meet the requirement of quality and other animals weren't. Well, today I learned. Thank you.
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"God made this rule but I found a loophole because I'm smarter than god" is basically 1. What every religious person in history has done 2. Demonstrates exactly how dumb religion is 3. If god was real he'd be pretty loving mad at the insane blasphemy of you thinking you can outsmart him. Like doing buttsex to keep your virginity because you think you're smarter than God is WAY WORSE of a sin than the pre-marital sex would have been.
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Judaism’s “God has a deep appreciation of rules-lawyering” is a valid solution to the problem. 
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