Chamale posted:

My favourite quote from that saga was "For just twenty dollars a day, we will throw your child off a mountain, killing them."

Wheelchair Stunts posted:

If I say something to you as an individual, it's your responsibility as a motherfucking adult to handle that poo poo individually. You don't need to play punk and go trying to get poo poo with everyone else. Be a motherfucking adult and not some punk bitch-made child. That's the poo poo that'll get you hosed up in the real world.

Wheelchair Stunts posted:

Nice motherfucking response. I was being civil and cool and said some poo poo to a person individually. Yall tripping you can suck my motherfucking dick. This is between 2 motherfuckers, I got nothing against all yall. It's the motherfuckers that get offended so easy and offer no loving courtesy that make me want to gently caress a bitch up.

Wheelchair Stunts posted:

Good luck with that whole growing up thing. None of you could take me anyway.

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EorayMel posted:

WoW: Goon Squad › <Cognitive Dissonance> - (A)Sargeras - The Stealth Mammoth Rises at Dawn

Elias_Maluco posted:

A big rear end ship got stuck on a bridge on Rio de Janeiro yesterday

https://twitter.com/disangermano/status/1592281680806830080

Here you can hear the moment it hits the bridge

Fishstick posted:

Why dont they just lower the canal

Brawnfire posted:

Sounds like you've got the solution on lock

pentyne posted:

If they bark, then they aren't service dogs.

gently caress that lady.

Bonster posted:

If she's leaving them alone in the house all day, how are they performing any kind of service?

sullat posted:

Maybe they're cooking, cleaning, paying bills, doing taxes, that sort of thing? There are more than one ways to help someone out.

Bonster posted:

I had not considered that, I withdraw my question.

DandyLion posted:

yeah nothing in the IRC says a dog can't pay taxes

Grassy Knowles posted:

Heir bud

pdizzle posted:

Like no one fuckin knew it was Delay, but you are so "kewl" for putting the answer in those "kewl" loving black blocks!!

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pdizzle posted:

Ok well....if you guys keep it up so will I.

I didnt try flaming anyone in this.

But I see all you gotta do is speak your mind about something you may not agree with and you get is all sorts of crap for it.

So I guess since I wanna keep my account here I just better shut up..not bring up the fact that I paid anything....and go back to reading the forums for the occasional chuckle and be happy with it.

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pdizzle posted:

Well I can see this is just turning out to be one big pile on Dizzle party.

I am not that bad of a person, and yes $20 bucks is very important to me and that is how much I paid.

But from what I can read you people dont give a flyin leap if someones satisfied with the money they put up for it. I know I know I know SHUT THE gently caress UP!

Thought this was a place were really cool people hung out made each other laugh and that was that. I was wrong.

Nope not gettin EMO just makin a statement, but everyone here just wants to hop on me for basically nothing.

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ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/jjvincent/status/1592198820254957570

OwlFancier posted:

call that a zz top

Fister Roboto posted:

it makes you say "how how how how"

EorayMel posted:

WoW: Goon Squad › <Cognitive Dissonance> - (A)Sargeras - The Stealth Mammoth Rises at Dawn

quote:

quote:

Much like in the real world, we have friends in the fake world of many different colors and backgrounds. Don't step on toes and you won't get yours stepped on, son.

I have no way of knowing that. You're a persona in a video game. That's it.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

And after some casual N word use:

I just can't imagine posting any of this poo poo without dying of shame

Ace Plughead posted:

I won't get permabanned?!?!?!?

I don't have to be polite like in every other forum on the contranet?

ZOMG loving AWESOME.CON

************************************

My skin is thicker than 28 layers of Kevlar.

Now gently caress off I love you suck my dick I'll kill you anyway...

Kiss my rear end and maybe one of you jizzheads might get a cameo...

So let's cut the polite emo bullshit and ramp this fuckin thread up to COMEDY GOLD... let's do it!

...and I'll chime in here whenever I got something koo or funny to say... you rejected Wiki-editor crybabies keep on pontificating and whining about my elipses, linguistics, gender, other boring details or whatever the gently caress...

Cuz I'm one of ya now.

Serve me John Solomon's head on a skillet, soaking in brine... we need to formulate... we goons have got a world of webcomics out there to tear new assholes into.

So, think your worst.

*********************

FAKE EDIT: was that OK for peer acceptance, or do I need more vitriol?

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Minecraft Holmes posted:

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's that city in the background anyway?

change my name posted:

Busytown. She's got to get back to driving her apple

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Inceltown posted:

Jedit posted:

What on earth is the context for that?

Pirate Radar posted:

From the post I’d guess the city is Hong Kong.

Jedit posted:

What on earth is the context for that?

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Does amphetamine abuse stop you brushing your hair

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Does amphetamine abuse stop you brushing your hair

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Does amphetamine abuse stop you brushing your hair

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Does amphetamine abuse stop you brushing your hair

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Does amphetamine abuse stop you brushing your hair

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Does amphetamine abuse stop you brushing your hair

Captain Splendid posted:

Every base is base 10

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Does amphetamine abuse stop you brushing your hair

Kitfox88 posted:

Freebase-10

Monolog posted:

Ahh what the gently caress why are all our threads crap Quick vote 5 for all of them!

sampson posted:

it was a movement. i'll claim full responsibility incase people get in trouble for it. i/we did it as a motion to stimulate thread voting in tcc since noone loving does as this thread is proof.


also we had a good suggestion from aidan in crackhouse, why not get rid of 1-5 and just replace with thumbs up/thumbs down...i know it'll not happen but it still sounds cool as 5 options are way too many for drug addled minds

sampson posted:

i figured that was an issue...if you want to ban/probate me go for it...i doubt i'll re-register though in all honesty i thought it was a humerous approach to helping tcc get better...i mean if you look at my other two motions i did they were in a similar fashion...but i understand if i crossed the line

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The Wicked ZOGA posted:

drat, imagine if the voting system was useless.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

When I was a small child I wanted to be nice to the garbage man so I asked my mom if we could make him peanut butter cookies so we did. The next morning I brought him a paper bag of cookies and he immediately threw it into the back of the truck when I said "this is for you", as if I was bringing him a bag of garbage because I assumed he just loved garbage or something

I lied and told my mom that he said thank you and ate one

JOHN CENA posted:

in 2006 i had gone to SDCC which was a fun time. there was a snakes on a plane experience, brian o'halleran was by the clerks 2 booth dressed as buddy christ, i got my dreamcast signed by diamond dallas page and virgil, great stuff. anyway after the third day we were kinda wiped and went to call it a trip.

me and my cousin are out in the valet pickup by the back entrance of the convention center and i notice final fantasy illustrator Yoshitaka Amano loading a bunch of portfolio cases into the back of his rental. i work up the courage and walk up to him and ask if i could just get a picture with him but he says "sorry, no english, sorry, sorry", not making eye contact, obv doesnt want to be bothered. i walk away kinda disappointed but then he sees my cousin smoking like 10 feet away, walks up to him and in perfect english asks "hey man could i borrow a cigarette?"

FFT posted:

You don't want to know more, but she is/was in a polycule with Sam Bankman-Fried (head of FTX) and it turns out she took "casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex" very seriously.

pentyne posted:

Goon origin stories

Boxturret posted:

everyone always talks about their house, but what about their patronus animal and wand core

Boxturret posted:

or what a boggart would turn in to if it saw them

haveblue posted:

an unpowered monitor, clearly

ultrafilter posted:

Triticum Guzzler posted:

its honestly impressive how malignant this site is. like kids came here to download a dvd rip of blade 3 and now theyre heroin addicts with a total cholesterol of 500 somehow

I.N.R.I posted:

for sure. i think its because a lot of the mega threads here are basically like how to guides and FAQs on how to climb into a dumpster and cover yourself in the garbage and live there. all of the wholesome forums like the diy+hobby one and creative convention etc get like 15 active viewers

Triticum Guzzler posted:

this post heartened me so i went to go look at the normal person forums and immediately found a thread where a guy thinks his heater is giving him panic attacks

Triticum Guzzler posted:

even threads in the diy forum conclude with "time to find a therapist" https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849245

I.N.R.I posted:

goon: theres spiders in my heater and sometimes they come out of the heater and burrow into my skin while im asleep
psychiatrist: this is beyond my expertise. Im prescibing you valium and referring you to another specialist at Bobs Pipes and Heating Solutions

I.N.R.I posted:

goon: my heater is broken. its sending psychic disturbances to me and disrupting my ability to think creatively. ive had writers block for 2 weeks which 'coincidentally', not, is when my heater started sending crptic messages to me via telepathy or some other method of intercosmic transmission
plumber: whats your hair so long for. its longer than my wifes
goon: its long because im a psychonaut. Im a drug shaman whos spiritually and financially connected to a number of unlicensed laboratories and warehouses along the east coast of china. i wear it in a ponytail and dont get hair cuts because im high on drugs all of the time
plumber: $2000

Triticum Guzzler posted:

this web site is too loving stupid to exist and the undeserved sense of superiority everybody on here inherited from establishing the cyber house of habsburg in eve online or whatever the gently caress causes them to need loving gallbladder removal surgery from dieting or turning into the Itchy. Scratchy. Tasty. guy from maintaining a medicine cabinet

Triticum Guzzler posted:

check out this loving FUNNY rear end photoshop of neo from the matrix. for 10 dollars you can read a step by step guide on how to die of a heroin overdose by the guy who made it.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

one of the big novelty slot machines in vegas where you put 10 dollars in but it just spits out corpses instead of a million bucks

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[in adam west voice] Fortunately I had ondansetron, promethazine, etizolam, propanolol, clonidine, naloxone, ephedrine, quietapine, prochlorperazine, tolazoline, lidocaine, montelukast, ciproflaxicin, salbutamol, nitrofurantoin, carisoprodol etc etc etc plus stuff like glucose tabs and gel in case Robin is hypoglycemic or whatever.

Chilled Cactus posted:

goon drug death is def funny but in all seriousness, if it were up to me, i would prob shut down the goon meat grinder drug forum and also make a forum rule that no one gives any medical advice anywhere on these idiot forums other than "please ask your doctor" bc that would literally save human lives

Grandmother of Five posted:

Good luck. If you make an argument about how the average goon who needs to edit a PóKEMON weakness charts several dozens times in Games in order to finally get it right, should probably not be given a platform from which to give out medical advice to suicidal goons and drug addict goons; that's concern trolling.

ultrafilter posted: