Zil posted:

Dude is going have dementia at like 40 at that rate.

Cyrano4747 posted:

lol not the one I was thinking of but I did some quick GIS'ing to see what I could find. Man there is an absolute "type" in these pics.

Anyways check this one out.



That kid is trying SO hard to look tough.

Cessna posted:

1861 Tacticool with four pistols:





Edit: Or three pistols and a knife:

Cyrano4747 posted:

Chamale posted:

Chamale posted:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Gott dang, Micromancer really is the gift that keeps on giving

oldpainless posted:

I would simply not do dangerous drugs

Jimmy Smuts posted:

I know SA frowns on fringe science, but after looking into a related topic (remote viewing) for quite a while to see if it's legit & then simply trying it myself, apparently there's something to it.

FreudianSlippers posted:

I dunno living through what is basically an interactive horror film sounds pretty cool.

CzarChasm posted:

Tell me you don't live in America without telling me...

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Interactive implies you can do anything about it.

Vic Bitter posted:

I've heard about people taking Ecstasy by putting pills up their anus, would Vicodin work in this manner, and what's the difference?

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ohashi posted:

If it's water soluble, then you would want to dissolve it in water and get it into your rectum in an enema-type manner. Keep it there for a bit for it to be fully absorbed.

Rayn posted:

So where does all the liquid come from to dissolve the pill? Sweat?

Also, what if it's not dissolving and you've got half an oxycontin 80 up your rear end? That's some valuable dingleberry right there. Then what the hell do you do?!

homersays posted:

People I know who talk about plugging MDMA up their rear end call it 'Colon Rollin'.

I would think sticking an 80mg OC up your rear end would be worthless. Either crush it up, chew it or boot it. IMO, the drip from blowing it is the best part.

Pills like Benzos are best when taken orally. Pills like OC are best when not taken orally.

Pills like Dilaudid are best when booted.

I have blown T3's, Vicodans, percosets, etc. You get used to the burn, but there is so much powder after you crush it up, that it is not worth it.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic is technically doing something ....


E: it reminds me of this infamous 'unwinnable' CYOA book where the happy ending existed but none of the pathways lead there

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic is technically doing something ....


E: it reminds me of this infamous 'unwinnable' CYOA book where the happy ending existed but none of the pathways lead there

Cythereal posted:

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnWFerguson/status/1611780615883587585?s=20&t=iDYc2Mqejev0Kxnoq-S4PQ

I actually forgot about this happening.

Tayter Swift posted:

Assault with a deadly weapon?!? Did the DA try to claim it was literally a claw?

Velocity Raptor posted:

The charges were dropped when they learned it was a White Claw.

Ex_Ceteris_paribus posted:

Many of the greatest scientists throughout history weren't always nice people, and they weren't always universally beloved by the massed plebs of their societies.


Much like Gallileo, Newton, and Aristotle before me, history has vindicated my science, and will continue to do so, as I easily crush through a 3X bodyweight deadlift in this log.


All in the name of science. I bear no one any ill will. This thread is a celebration of myself as I become GOAT.

ITT we're about love, not hate.

Ex_Ceteris_paribus posted:

For science.

You have to understand that

A. Something Awful did this to me. You were wrong for what you did to me before, and history has vindicated that statement.
B. I am extremely competent when it comes to making strength gains.
C. Haters are always welcome. If you want to be made to look like a fool, hate ITT.


Best and the brightest, baby.

For science.

Ex_Ceteris_paribus posted:

See that's the thing, though.

You're insignificant to me, and not worth my time.

You don't have either my talent in the gym, or my intelligence in the gym. To me, you're just a pleb. you following me around reeks of some kind of strange butthurt. I'm already on top and dominating you, but somehow you just don't get that, and continue to seem very insecure.

I don't mind it, though. Bumps my thread and gives me exposure.

Ex_Ceteris_paribus posted:

No. You are obviously a scrub. You suck at what we do here in this section of SA. The problem is with you, not me.

If I have a problem with someone, I show them up and prove my phenotypic and genotypic dominance over them. I do not follow them around like a jealous oval office.

If you actually have any modding powers on this site, resign now, and seek help. You are terrible for this site, ridiculously easily offended, and beta as gently caress.

I'll post in whoever's thread I like, as I'll ive done and will continue to do is encourage people.

Grow a pair, and leave me alone. Stop degrading yourself.

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EorayMel posted:

The Fitness Log Cabin > Comedy Gas Chamber > for science

Captain Monkey posted:

oh my god I had this book and I got so frustrated with it after a while that I sold it to Half Price Books.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Mind you, now I'm remembering an Andy Griffith (the Australian children's author) book having a parody of them where every other choice just had the protagonist die in ridiculously contrived ways.

Chamale posted:

There were two godawful Animorphs choose-your-own-adventure spinoff books. In the first one, you get a choice of battle morph between hyena, German Shepherd, giraffe, and ferret. Hyena morph gets you immediately shot with a tranquilizer dart, giraffe morph gets you immediately eaten by a lion, dog morph gets you burned by a fireball, so it turns out that the ferret was the right choice for your first battle.

BonHair posted:

I once went to a performance art show consisting of like 5 dudes loving a building. It was weird, and they didn't even have erections.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Hi, A Building! I'm dad.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic is technically doing something ....


E: it reminds me of this infamous 'unwinnable' CYOA book where the happy ending existed but none of the pathways lead there

pointlessjake posted:

I'm loving done with this stupid as poo poo website.

Thanks for the ban just give me the ban.


gently caress off all of you.

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pointlessjake posted:

Hey, E/N. Long time no see. Anyways, I got this problem. I've been trying to talk to this girl for weeks now but she can't really hear anything because her dad told me she was deaf while he was pushing me aside. I really like her, though, because she is loving hot as hell.

So yeah, what do I do? Do I keep trying to talk to her?

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Grassy Knowles posted:

I like most of these quotes but that last one was pointless

Salt Fish posted:

Oh yeah btw there's a global egg shortage right now lol

Potato Salad posted:

why

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

global chicken shortage

nexous posted:

which came first?

Milo and POTUS posted:

I don't think I ever won a single one of them. I'm still on that dinosaur island, trapped

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Fart my rear end into pieces,
I poo poo my loving jorts.

kntfkr posted:

insufflation
shart steaming
don't give a gently caress if i piss my jorts streaming

Chamale posted:

Outrail posted:

Bit of a challenge to insufflate that one into everyday conversation.

ultrafilter posted:

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

Dead. Everyone is loving dead. I am so loving tired of wasting my talent and intelligence and savvy. It is all fucing stupid.

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

would you please loving cut it out already with this whole "danny's not in law school poo poo"? it is loving completely unfounded and wholly tired.

here are my loving books, again, you loving clod:







You gonna let me be me, now, you loving clod?

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

you clod. what can i do to prove to you than i am in law school? you are insufferable and i need you off of my back.

Jersey. get it right you loving clod. I HATE CONNECTICUT AND WANT THEM ALL GASSED

Edit: just so we are clear - connecticut is the worst of the worst. it is such utter white trash on every level. did you know they don't even require helmets in CT? all those white trash loving pieces of poo poo blasting down 91. everytime i saw them i wanted to swerve me car into them.

just so we are clear: connecticut is clearly the biggest white-trash state in our country and needs to be annexed via gas.

i loving HATE connecticut. don't you loving DARE insinuated that me and my kind are from connecticut.

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

lmao you guys wouldn't know a good song if it hit you in the face. here's my advise as an elder:

get real. try to understand the world. accept the notion that we are passengers, not pilots. we're just kinda blastin along. keep that in loving mind. about good music. you have to and must understand that humanity is in serious trouble. we are self-perpetuating. We are self-congratulating.

We need to be exterminated.

We need to be wiped out.

Animals need to rise against us. And wipe us out.

Lions need to loving tear us from this planet.

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

all true.

but, still, you must remember that i played with the paramounts of free jazz, and constructed pieces with the "who's who" of experimental music.

simply stated, i am not blowing smoke. i have been there and back. i understand and appreciate and can jive with american musical fringe traditions.

i still loving, however, just want whiskey, beer, and some darkness of the edge of town.

that is why i went to law school. because i am too much of a square for the life.


but don't you loving DARE question my stock, don't you loving DARE question my fortitude.

i am the real deal, through and trough.



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EorayMel posted:

How to own people