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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Rikku cosplay?

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Platystemon posted:

Kangaroos have their balls above their dicks.

How weird is that?

Their dicks are also forked.

Or at least a lot of marsupials have forked dicks

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Philippe posted:

superpenis testicles

Saving for the username thread

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Needs one more syllable for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meme

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Needs one more syllable for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meme

Just use the classic trick of dragging out the last syllable

suPER peNIS TEStiCUU-UULES

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Philippe posted:

Classic case of superpenis testicles.

For a case a judge can also issue subpenis.

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Needs one more syllable for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meme

Upper Sacced Forked Dick Havers?

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Philippe posted:

Classic case of superpenis testicles.

the ways we used to try to play God

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Just use the classic trick of dragging out the last syllable

suPER peNIS TEStiCUU-UULES

Test-tic-yoo-lees

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

pronounce "testicles" in the same way as "hercules" and be forever changed

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

pronounce "testicles" in the same way as "hercules" and be forever changed

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Cthulu Carl posted:

Their dicks are also forked.

Or at least a lot of marsupials have forked dicks

I'll text my brother and ask him to go out into his backyard and check

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'll text my brother and ask him to go out into his backyard and check

Why does he have to go in the backyard to get his dick out

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

The quotes are coming from inside the thread!

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Rip the best and shortest lived joke in that series

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Wild that youre not using Kassandra

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

The Grey posted:

Not to mention other countries... What happens when a UFO crashes in Iceland, a county with no military?


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Biplane posted:

Wild that youre not using Kassandra

Oh, I could never choose Alexios, I just had to go to some rando youtuber to get the screen capture

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Cthulu Carl posted:

Their dicks are also forked.

Or at least a lot of marsupials have forked dicks

Well yeah how else would they handle a three-pronged vagina?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Cthulu Carl posted:

Their dicks are also forked.

Or at least a lot of marsupials have forked dicks

Balls on top is the kangaroo equivalent of a polarized plug

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Oh, I could never choose Alexios, I just had to go to some rando youtuber to get the screen capture

The only reason to choose Alexios is to watch Kassandra’s voice actor ham it up as the game’s primary antagonist instead.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Talorat posted:

The only reason to choose Alexios is to watch Kassandra’s voice actor ham it up as the game’s primary antagonist instead.

This is true, although the game's long enough that I just check it out via youtube.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

DerekGoneWild posted:

Ha! You think your family is hosed because your younger brother masturbates? My brother began to poo poo in the Nintendo when he was somewhere around 5. Why did he do this? Because he couldn't beat Mario 2.

Try yelling to your parents, "Shane poo poo in the Nintendo again!"

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Agents are GO! posted:

WOKE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW WOKE I'VE BECOME SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD WOKE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF HOW WOKE I AM AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. WOKE. WOKE.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

canyoneer posted:

Balls on top is the kangaroo equivalent of a polarized plug

Got a dong like Gonzo's face

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

That thread's hosed up.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Searching the forums for “funnel hot tar” has more results than I expected

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
It's this one. Content warning: late 2000s goon humor, references to sex abuse.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


They already admitted it might be a bad idea, don't see a problem.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

Cut my life into pieces

Cthulu Carl posted:

Their dicks are also forked.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:grovertruk: gently caress you for disagreeing with me gently caress all of you gently caress this forum I'm taking my ball, my 3 previous bans and my 2 previous probations and I'm LEAVING so GOODBYE. GOOD. BYE. YOU ALL SUCK.

GOOD.

BYE.:grovertruk:

cranius posted:

Oh man, look at how you got me! Making funny posts on a comedy website about what is AI in a thread all about posting things that are AI. Verily, I have broken the most precious rules with my postings and shall be banned forthwith from thine kingdom of cars. Instead, maybe you should just learn to take a joke, Sensitive Sally?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
carinus

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Deteriorata posted:

For peat's sake

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

drat, I want to frolic in a bog

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



venus de lmao posted:

drat, I want to frolic in a bog

You and everyone else who ended up as a bog body

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

crispix posted:

i found a little britain mug in a cupboard around 2015 that had a crude built in speaker that said the catchphrase when you tipped the mug, but the batteries were depleted so it groaned iiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmm theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oooooooaaaaaaaaanlyyyyyyyy gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy innururughghvulrururughghghhh

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Cut my life into pieces

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




The Voice of Labor posted:

if you are comfortable with your own sexuality and your enemy is uncomfortable with theirs, the battle will be yours to win. if both you and your enemy are uncomfortable in your sexualities, the fate of the battle will be in the hands of your enemy. if you are uncomfortable with your own sexuality and your enemy is comfortable in theirs, the battle will be won by your enemy

Apparently the "night vision community" is "too gay".

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Cut my life into pieces

This is my last repost

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