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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

pentyne posted:

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

perhaps a sort of goon racebook where you can search if another user can use each slur??? astral?

Geemer posted:

Do we send the DNA samples directly to Jeffrey?

Cranappleberry posted:

he has many, stored in his computer

idgi :(

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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Jeff fucks and cums inside his computer

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Jeff’s computer has a 2.5″ hard drive.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Grassy Knowles posted:

Jeff fucks and cums inside his computer

And?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


The loads...are in the computer?

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011




He fucks his computer, and cums in it.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

The version of Reboot in Jeff's computer is horror.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Rebust.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Windows asked him if he wanted to enable sticky keys and he took that as a challenge.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
you've heard of keyboard goop... But what about motherboard goop?

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Let's just say 'bussy' means something else to Jeff

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

serial bussy

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
Installing liquid cooling for the chance to fluid bond

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

hard dick drive :xd:

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Hollandia posted:

I woke up one morning and it felt like someone had snuck a rock into my gut, but it didn't really hurt at all, so I figured it couldn't be appendicitis. That's why I insisted on still going on the romantic weekend my partner and I had booked, even though I was kind of awkwardly hunched over the whole time. Turns out my appendix had burst and abscessed!

boofhead posted:

nothing like getting your guts rearranged on a romantic weekend

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

freeedr posted:

serial bussy

We all know how he says scsi

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

iwentdoodie posted:

We all know how he says scsi

"No, let's keep that scsi poster around because I think they're funny."

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

Paper Tiger posted:

Let's just say 'bussy' means something else to Jeff

Do you think when he tries to insert his stick into the USBussy drive he somehow goes in upside down twice?

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

BigHead posted:

Do you think when he tries to insert his stick into the USBussy drive he somehow goes in upside down twice?

He does that on purpose, that loving tease!
Computers love it.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Dr. VooDoo posted:

That’s the point of Big Dog shirts. Boomers think they’re edgy and in your face but the shirts themselves are like “Washing the dishes after dinner SUCKS!”

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Penis in 3.5-millimeter microphone jack = dance all night

Splicer has a new favorite as of 08:19 on Jul 5, 2023

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Jeff is a little over clocked so his load is done pretty fast.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

BigHead posted:

Do you think when he tries to insert his stick into the USBussy drive he somehow goes in upside down twice?
When he says he's Type A but he's really micro-b

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Splicer posted:

Penis in 3.5-millimeter microphone jack = dance all night

lol

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Splicer posted:

When he says he's Type A but he's really micro-c

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Why do People with Striped Thigh-High Socks Keep Overutilizing my Big Computer Dick

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Splicer posted:

When he says he's Type A but he's really micro-b

That's not what he was talking about, you really need to get to a clinic asap for testing... :ohdear:

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Splicer posted:

I've hosted Threads/Where The Wind Blows double feature watch parties so I'm kind of annoyed how long it took for it to twig.

That sounds weird now I type it out.

Mak0rz posted:

What the gently caress

steinrokkan posted:

Op is an event organizer at Dignitas

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I appreciate a good song parody

SubponticatePoster posted:

Oh beautiful, for smoke-filled skies
For houses set aflame

haveblue posted:

incompetence sparks tragedy
rip to that poor A-frame

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

i didnt gently caress my computer. i didnt cum on my computer. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my computer. Ive never done anything weird with my computer.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Son of Rodney posted:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:
Ive never done anything weird with my computer.

As both a goon and owner of SA this is demonstrably false. What is he trying to hide.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




1 posted:

Why is every item on the Arabic side the exact same width? :psyduck:

Is it common in Arabic graphic design to make things look like the equivalent of:

?

Lobok posted:

I don't know the reason but I'm sure it's justified.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Justified and ancient

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Justified and ancient

And they drive a chicken dump truck

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I really need to know the context of that paper but also I'm gonna use "dumping thickness" and "thank you, hummus" in more conversations.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Grey Cat posted:

Is that why he always looks like he really needs to poo poo himself?


Oscar Wild posted:

That face you make when you don't know whether you're going to sneeze or poo poo your face.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Cthulu Carl posted:

I really need to know the context of that paper but also I'm gonna use "dumping thickness" and "thank you, hummus" in more conversations.

Spoken like someone who's already saturated their speech patterns with "beans, gentlemen"

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Phy posted:

"beans, gentlemen"

This gives off big Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force vibes.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Everytime I look there's something even more :psyduck:

"Blindfolded, ordinary"

"Royal blindfolded"

"A regular Erika"


Some good username candidates, though

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Baron von Eevl posted:

This gives off big Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force vibes.

You're not wrong

Also and finally I would like my brain to stop singing "A period of masters, a period of cream" to the tune of Turn Turn Turn

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