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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

UFOTacoMan posted:

As the morning gives way to the heat of the afternoon. The thread has been presented with the horrors that only a demon cracker nation could manifest. After a few grunts and L-O-Ls, discussion moves onto software development and doo doo pee pee pants.

A picture of lunch made from feet has been posted. It's typical to see food pictures at this time of day, but usualy they are the "after" picture so as to assert dominance up on the thread.

While posters sort themselves by quotes and vulgarities, the day's thread is finally taking shape. It is only by the hard work of Day Crew that such marvels can be birthed. The late afternoon approaches and soon the shadows will grow long. Let's check back in a few hours to see how things are going in UFOTacoMan's Great Postings.

VideoKid posted:

I’m reading all of these in David Attenboroughs voice


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
maybe protection for your family is just the cost of doing business . mitt can afford it

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Mitt should hire some Hell's Angels to be his bodyguards. I hear they work for beer.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
a good trick to evade the death threats being sent to you is to take down the ringleader. jk it's resign

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
that reminds me a few weeks ago we took the kids to the zoo and in the petting zoo with the goats and stuff, there was a guy wearing a dungeons and dragons shirt of a flaming D20

and I'm a giant nerd so ok, yeah, fine, but then I saw his high shin socks and they said "I'D gently caress ME" on both of em.

I pointed them out to my wife and she said "you want me to leave you now or later"

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



euphronius posted:

if rich and privileged people commit crimes they should probably be prosecuted idk

too strong ?

just jail everyone with a gun i think that'd solve some problems

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
As the afternoon heat settles in the posters of the thread are sending and receiving communcations about a bad book, they have circled around the bad book and are now hooting and makng sounds like "bad book so dumb gang gang"

Soon after, news of an idictment for the fake president son has lightened the mood a bit. There is talk of "hog" and "dong" and becoming "locked up". At the same time other dicussions occur in regards to what ingredients are required for a meal that is called "chicken and waffles".

A thread outsider attempts to create a discussion about appropriate forum usage but the thread regulars can only interpret these communications as "qqing" about "being mad" or "having a nice meltdown." For now the status quo rules but for how long?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
theyre not coming after hunter theyre coming after u

hunter is just in the way

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Buddykins posted:

I have a story about this, and it involves bathroom cleaning powder

*nelson laugh*

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

if u liked the concepts of 3 body try The Killing Star [ Charles Pellegrino and George Zebrowski]

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Virgil Vox posted:

if u liked the concepts of 3 body try The Killing Star [ Charles Pellegrino and George Zebrowski]

that is also about the cultural Revolution ?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
we got him we got hunter, finally we got his rear end, our national nightmare is now over

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

VideoKid posted:

the only sci-fi book any of you people should be talking about is DUNE

i sure do love DUNE





DUNE YER MOM

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

RealityWarCriminal posted:

maybe protection for your family is just the cost of doing business . mitt can afford it

yeah 5k a day is like 5 cents a day to us normies big fucken deal

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
in definitely cspam-relevant news, my kid's band (well not his band but you know what I mean) got asked to play an after party for a ClownC0re show in October.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



there's only one book and it was already subject to much controversy in this thread; the danger is TRUPPO and it can kill

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

tenderjerk posted:

we got him we got hunter, finally we got his rear end, our national nightmare is now over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6gWWOKTcYM

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

tenderjerk posted:

everybody at work including mgmt have stopped talking to me since i started keeping my teams status on 'do not disturb' and never changing it

this is my dream

god what a vision of freedom

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsVEfeGkQck

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
dont lie on federal forms unless it's your taxes and you're rich

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Plinkey posted:

dont lie on federal forms unless it's your taxes and you're rich

what are you gonna do, audit me?

-man who was audited

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
lol I told my wife about the ClownC0re thing and she replied "what an honor"

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

clown core will always be a mandatory watch

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

titty_baby_ posted:

I was hired at $15/hr straight out of college in 2019 because I was desperate for a job. I tried to negotiate but the director told me the wage was written into the grant and I couldn't get a raise until the next grant cycle

That director was fired several months in, and then we discovered he lied about my wage and the position was written to be able to go over $20/hr and that HR had adjusted my positions pay to start past $16/hr but the director ignored them and went over them

I did get a raise then. When I quit the next director pulled me aside and offered me $24/hr to stay and I turned him down

nonprofits are horrible to work for, theres like a flavor of small biz tyrant/clinton liberal thats attracted to management positions at places like that.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


emfive posted:

in definitely cspam-relevant news, my kid's band (well not his band but you know what I mean) got asked to play an after party for a ClownC0re show in October.

That's cool

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Louisgod posted:

clown core will always be a mandatory watch

well head on down to Austin Oct 24th, Empire Control Room on 7th (basically the worst part of downtown, so perfect for ClownC0re)

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
apparently you're allowed to lie on this one though

https://twitter.com/BradMossEsq/status/1702383730642301365

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Louisgod posted:

clown core will always be a mandatory watch

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Prosecutor Weiss is appointed by the 2 Democrat Senators of Delaware under Blue Slip!

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Good Citizen posted:

lol at MGM still refusing to pay the hackers

do they think the cops are gonna save them or something

yes. execs think you can call in the "FBI Cyber Team" and counter-attack or something

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Consolidated Ed posted:

nonprofits are horrible to work for, theres like a flavor of small biz tyrant/clinton liberal thats attracted to management positions at places like that.

you shouldn’t care about the money only the ~mission~

while the director is making like $500k/year

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


His wife's dancing horse gets $500,000 in tax credits per year. God knows how much the horse got in PPP loans

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Consolidated Ed posted:

yes. execs think you can call in the "FBI Cyber Team" and counter-attack or something

Caesar’s paid them off for $15m which is just like a couple hours of revenue. MGM seems prepared to go into the weekend like this hoping the fbi will save them lol

also the payoff was covered by Caesar’s insurance lmao

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Good Citizen posted:

Caesar’s paid them off for $15m which is just like a couple hours of revenue. MGM seems prepared to go into the weekend like this hoping the fbi will save them lol

also the payoff was covered by Caesar’s insurance lmao

It's been a shitshow at work, we sent reporters to just film the "services down" screens at the casino. Tons of people calling us asking for help and poo poo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://apnews.com/article/wisconsi..._source=Twitter


tacodaemon has issued a correction as of 19:40 on Sep 14, 2023

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

did they arrest his laptop too

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Plinkey posted:

apparently you're allowed to lie on this one though

https://twitter.com/BradMossEsq/status/1702383730642301365

guess nobody told joe that laws dont matter when ur the president or in his family :sad:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Trump will win 40 states. This will slowly increase as we approach election day

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Buddykins posted:

did they arrest his laptop too

summary execution

the laptop was granted a crack cigarette the firing squad of dongs

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

This, the gun charge, is the only crime that Hunter Biden committed that does not implicate Crooked Joe Biden. One down, Eleven to go! The Democrats, with all of their horrible, very unfair, and mostly illegal Witch Hunts, have started a process that is very dangerous for our Country. They have opened the proverbial Pandora’s Box, and it is possible that the USA will never be the same again. SO SAD!!!

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