steinrokkan posted:

Wake me up when it's a cannibalistic necrophiliac homosexual mallard

Sir Lemming posted:

The sound of it is really quite atrocious

Atopian posted:

You have an OLD GUY, an INTERN, and HR, and your meeting room can only hold one of them at a time.

If you leave the OLD GUY alone with the INTERN, he will give her UNWANTED AND CREEPILY PERSONAL LIFE ADVICE DESPUTE BEING WARNED.
If you leave INTERN alone with HR, she will SUE.
If you leave HR alone with OLD GUY he will CONFESS MORE CRIMES.

As you may have noticed, there is no solution to this logic puzzle.

Ohtori Akio posted:

hi admins. ive got a quick question actually. i think it is self explanatory from this image

Fluffdaddy posted:

its a drop down menu that has both moderator and permabanned in the same list. oops

As a matter of fact they are right next to each other because of course

Platystemon posted:

Platystemon posted:

Pragmatica posted:

it honestly would be very easy to do.


this is what the usergroups look like in the admin panel:

Khizan posted:

Pragmatica posted:

from digging around a bit in the panel user groups, the only hint i have is this:


so, this is likely the fabled "fyad only" user group that never actually worked. who knows what that messy code looks like... lol

Platystemon posted:

Powered Descent posted:

Reminds me of that incident in Hawaii a few years back.

Phy posted:

I swear, the halflife of radium's fuckery is longer than the halflife of actual radium

Hooplah posted:

Honestly if the forums are still alive 1600 years from now, hosed up or no, I’ll be impressed

Or I mean my ancestors will read this post and be impressed for me

SimonChris posted:

Carthag Tuek posted:

yep. the human brain has H B C and T vitamins, roughly equal measures. maybe if you eat a million "male" brains, youll get sick. but maybe you would also get sick if you ate a million "female" brains. its an unanswered question in science but i think its basically like a polar bear's liver, full of all kinds of poo poo

Hooplah posted:

Honestly if the forums are still alive 1600 years from now, hosed up or no, I’ll be impressed

Hooplah posted:

Honestly if the forums are still alive 1600 years from now, hosed up or no, I’ll be impressed

B33rChiller posted:

Badomatic/stankbitch superposition
Them's like quarks.

If you ever wanted to be patient zero for a novel prion disease, I feel like eating human brains would be an effective way to go about it.

Fred is on posted:

You step into the throne room, where you witness hundreds and hundreds of dark elves in a circle performing a satanic dance. They turn and start hissing at you. "Nyeeeeh, nyeeeeh, you will never get our precious Orb of Gartak, because we hate your freedoms and your prospeeeerity! What we love is transgenderism, Klaus Schwab and open booorders!" As they speak you see them putting children in tubes, your children, and, and, and, and this is confirmed, this is all over the mainstream news. They ADMIT that they put hundreds of thousands of children in tubes, hundreds of thousands in every state, every day, and... you don't want to know what they're doing to these children, folks. It's bad. I won't go into it, but just imagine the worst thing they could do to children, and it's worse than that. (Ten second pause.) Now I have a question for you: Will you retreat like the cowards the elites think you are, or will you FIGHT? WILL YOU STAND UP TO DEFEND EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL AND PURE? WILL YOU GRAB THESE DIRTY KOBOLDS BY THE SKULL, politically, non-violently, AND STOMP THEIR GUTS OUT? ROLL FOR INITIATIVE! But first, I need to tell you about the once-in-a-lifetime deals we've got going on all magic items, all gold purchases half-off and double patriot points with the coupon code "PALADIN"--

Cartoon Man posted:

PainterofCrap posted:

What have you done for a Klondike Bar??!

Khizan posted:

venus de lmao posted:

I hate that my first thought was "I can fix that"

I will not code for the forums. that codebase has eaten the souls of better programmers

Neddy Seagoon posted:

All you'd really need is an "Are you sure?" Preflight and confirmation step to fix the probl-

Getting expensive posted:

I only clicked this thread to register my disgust.

Cant these losers post in Creative Convention?

Please Ban as a matter of urgency, gass this thread too. Thanks

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

venus de lmao posted:

"we don't need confirmation because the user shouldn't make mistakes" is the dumbest thing that has ever made it into UI design

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i dont know why he has the french flag i stole it from twitter lol

venus de lmao posted:

"we don't need confirmation because the user shouldn't make mistakes" is the dumbest thing that has ever made it into UI design

Lobok posted:

De Hulkamania, mijn broer

Subjunctive posted:

Undo is better than confirmation.

Sapozhnik posted:

Hey everyone look, it's the rear end in a top hat who decided that Ctrl+D or just clicking at the end of the address bar should immediately bookmark the current page

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Rust Martialis posted:

Did anyone in the thread notice the error ?

Lobok posted:

L'Hulkamania, mon frère

Lobok posted:

Hypocrite L'Hulkamania, mon semblable, mon frère

Tree Bucket posted:

My cognitive impairment has people answering a lot of questions already by my shirt cognitive folks impairment don't we