Phlegmish posted:

That person actually came back and I guess got embroiled in the Lowtax drama somehow. He could have spent that $10 on a pizza, but he didn't, that's how much of a loyal goon he is.

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

A noble hole enshittens the smallest man

e: Apparently the quote is 'a noble spirit' so this pun doesn't work but the post already sucked so I'm gonna leave it

Tesseraction posted:

the smartest people at flat earth dot org

Antigravitas posted:

So what's the Internet equivalent of Uncletopia?

Jedit posted:

Imagine being more racist than the US government.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Son of Rodney posted:

Hell yes my ruse worked. Hope you enjoyed it, you rube, you absolute fool.

LazyMaybe posted:

you're posting on something awful dot com

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Does anyone know what anyone means when they say this

sebmojo posted:

I always hear it like an fm radio station ident

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

you're posting on something awful dot com, with Jeffrey (SFX: honk-shoo, honk-shoo) and the Koos (SFX: screeching prison door swings shut)

Paladinus posted:

I took the liberty.
https://soundcloud.com/stanley-swanson-150846885/something-awful-jingle

E: Soundcloud is such poo poo, lol.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

*Radioactive by Imagine Dragons starts playing*

Tree Bucket posted:

I get the feeling this is the future of the internet. The human to bot ratio is getting worse all the time.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Today I got a facebook friend request from some guy who's only activity was updating his profile pic 6 hours earlier. Common enough. But this guy had over 2,500 friends! In one day. That's probably part of the scam, but I like to think the facebook catfishers have gone super sonic trying to friend request everyone while accepting every friend request they get in return until there is just a pulsating mass of bots catfishing each other forever.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

*Radioactive by Imagine Dragons starts playing*

Son of Rodney posted:

Radium active, Radium active

Discendo Vox posted:

What is the lawful utility of bitcoin relative to other such entities?

Neito posted:

It's the financial instrument equivalent of being really into feet

drk posted:

podophilia is arguably more socially acceptable

dpkg chopra posted:

Um, actually it’s called epheetophilia

1337u2bc0m3nt3r2001 posted:

im posting this here because i hear these guys know a lot about rock music. so i listened to nirvana and it was p good. im listening to foo fighters right now. i also like the beatles. answer my question.

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Literally A Person posted:

God drat that username lol

EorayMel posted:

whats some good rock music to listen to?

Tree Bucket posted:

Well, you know what they say. When She of the Moon- the Watcher Beyond- Fate Weaver she is called; Knower of Thoughts, Emril-Esh-Amrin, praise be unto Her- bestows upon you fruits of the orchard, yea, be they ever so bitter, one should make nectrous drinks thereof.

space uncle posted:

One time a lady friend was wearing a frontsie bra and I struggled with the clasp. It started to take longer than if it had just been a “normal” back clasp and then I remembered the Scrubs episode where JD has the same problem with Elliott.

Then she started laughing and said “this is like that Scrubs episode” and then we both started laughing so much we had to temporarily stop all bra related activities.

Now I carry a Hanzo steel katana for such an occasion to simply cut the bras off and impress the woman at the same time. But the fedora stays on.

Lib and let die posted:

opening up the sexy time playlist and starting Rules of Nature before I blade mode the bra into 76 pieces

stale milk posted:

thread is poo poo
the first one was poo poo
you are poo poo

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Kheldarn posted:

Gaukler posted:

Would that make it a Sun-up Town?

Mr. Nice! posted:

i’m sad lowtax never drew a spaceship for me.

Marcade posted:

He wouldn't draw spaceships, but he did paint the ceiling.

freeedr posted:

People seeing honking as rude and an affront are crazy to me. The horn is a safety device and I’m glad to know where all the huge heavy rolling bombs are. Honk that horn. It’s the opposite of angry or aggressive

Trabant posted:

________________________/

cyberslick posted:

Hey everyone, my names chris, got told to sign up for this crazy forum by Goku from AoC in Deathwhisper.

I'm 20, I work from home (I own two internet marketing companies), and have a ton of free time, which I usually kill with games like this, or drinking, and often both.

My in game name is aavalonst, and right now im a 23 dark templar.

I look forward to getting to know all of you, and laying down some serious work on scrubs.

Later!

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Lobok posted:

I wonder how many decent, kind people this place turned away by banning hello posts.

Got their money though! Suckers!

RFC2324 posted:

Probably not nearly as many as our long running culture of being insufferable pricks

EorayMel posted:

We here on the Something Awful Forums are very elitist and strict assholes. We pride ourselves on running one of the most entertaining and troll-free forums on the internet. This is accomplished by charging a $10 fee to filter out folks not serious about adhering to the rules, and banning those who manage to slip through and break them. We are very serious about keeping our forums clean and troll-free, so please consider your account an investment and treat it accordingly.

EorayMel posted:

We here on the Something Awful Forums are very elitist and strict assholes. We pride ourselves on running one of the most entertaining and troll-free forums on the internet. This is accomplished by charging a $10 fee to filter out folks not serious about adhering to the rules, and banning those who manage to slip through and break them. We are very serious about keeping our forums clean and troll-free, so please consider your account an investment and treat it accordingly.

Hadlock posted:

So,

Fine, I guess to randomly put this up to a vote, and I guess probate me over it(?) I had three IRL folks message me about how weird this was. Particularly the 18 hour part.

Um, would have been fine if it were a 6 hour probe, like you gave yourself. Totally cool. But you gave me an 18 hour probe? Not cool. Let's keep parity on these things. 6 hours is good. Literal nothingburger.vThis is the second weird probation you've given me (the first most people (4 or 5? 7 ? I lost count) disagreed with, saying you misread my post.

Not big big on mod sass but this is twice you hosed me. I am active in other subforums, also those closely tied to my work. You're actively interfering in my life. I'll stop posting in this subforum if that's what you're trying to tell me. I can't have you loving up my career when I'm asking for advice in other subforums. 6 hours is fine. Pick a lane.



I guess I could have PMd you about this. I PMd the mod about your last thing and they didn't care (to their credit they were on vacation, so they get a pass) so I'm making this public.

Not looking for a response. You are actively impacting me.

Please be advised. Thanks.



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