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I saw this making a few rounds on Facebook, this seemed like the right thread to share it in.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2016 01:09 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 06:48 |
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follow that camel!! posted:From the third one: "See what happens when the government comes to take your guns? You die!" There's this weird duality where they're convinced that Obama and the rest of the government are ready and waiting to illegally steal their guns from them at a moment's notice with absolutely no regard for the law or the Constitution, and the only thing holding them at bay is the 2nd Amendment. "The only reason they haven't illegally stolen my guns is because it's against the law for them to do it!"
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2016 08:32 |
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What cracks me up is that this gets posted by the same people who turn around, get onto Freep, and go on about how Muslims have some magic loophole in their religion that lets them violate their rules if it aids them in killing infidels, or something to that effect.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 04:14 |
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blackmet posted:
These always crack me up, because the people posting them sincerely believe they'd be one of the "good ones" up top, and that's the whole reason they're ok with the idea.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 17:14 |
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The post with all the false quotes about Hillary makes me want to write a series of books. Not long ones. A few pages, tops. So, a pamphlet I guess. Title it something like: "Completely Legitimate Things That (Insert Politician Here) Has Absolutely Said*" Small print on the inside cover - *They have never said any of this. Ever. Or if they did, the author sure as hell has no proof of it. And then just run pages of obviously bullshit quotes like "I sure do hate the blacks!" "I don't care, I said I wanted to eat a baby, now you go back to that maternity ward and get me a fresh one!" "I am completely against everything that honest americans like."
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 01:08 |
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"Just because I say racist things and have racist opinions doesn't mean I'm a racist!"
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 06:03 |
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Vargatron posted:Let's play "Spot the Real Racist". (Hint: it's you!) What? Preposterous! I once held a door open for a minority, that proves I'm not a racist!
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 03:27 |
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I keep seeing the anti-BLM posts, and I can't help but wonder: All these folks claiming BLM is the real racists and it's all some sort of conspiracy - Just what the hell is the endgame here and how are they accomplishing it? Is the King of the Black Person Illuminati sitting somewhere monologuing to himself about how it's all going according to plan? "Yesssss. Now that my people are being indiscriminately murdered by police in broad daylight and on camera with absolutely no legal repercussions against their attacker, I can move on to my next phase to bring white america to its knees! Mwahahaha!" I mean, I understand these people are racist morons and not prone to critical thinking, but, how are they seeing some sort of diabolical endgame in "Hey, stop loving killing us for no reason, and prosecute the ones who do that" ?
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 21:15 |
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quote:This is how the Philando Castillo incident should've played out. Good job to this smart gun owner. Saw this on Facebook. The alleged storyteller doesn't mention whether he's white or black in this particular STDH. Kind of disappointed that nobody stood up and clapped at the end.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 03:12 |
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Nevvy Z posted:I can't imagine that there are real people who oppose black lives matter who would voluntarily surrender their firearm to a government official. For some reason, I don't think they count cops as "government officials." I've got coworkers who just KNOW that if Obama ever did say "I'm sending the army to steal your guns", that the entire military would revolt because not a single American soldier would follow that order. Point is, when they think "Obama tryin to steel mah gunz!", I'm pretty sure they're expecting the nebulous Men in Black, not good ol' local boys who grew up in REAL America. Basically, the cops and soldiers are the "good ones" as far as government law enforcement goes, it's the Feds who are on Obama's illegal goon squad. Besides, if you're not guilty of anything, then you've got nothing to hide
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 04:36 |
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tetrapyloctomy posted:As any of my fellow Western Pennsylvanians will attest, Altoona is a shithole, and had this happened there Oh hey, 'sup fellow western PA dweller? Yeah, I don't think I've gone to Altoona (Honestly, I always get confused because I swear there's an Altoona near Pittsburgh, and not 2 hours east of me.), but, I definitely wouldn't argue your point. Like I said, the whole story is STDH, but even if it was true, it was obviously from the POV of a white guy who was never in any actual danger and never would be.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 18:24 |
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seiferguy posted:edit - I'm laying the trap: Aren't abortion and birth control exactly the same thing, as far as most anti-choicers are concerned? You might lose points with him on that one.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 23:06 |
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seiferguy posted:Edit: he responded! Didn't take the bait but ignored my birth control comment anyway: drat, that guy. "You can't fix a problem by addressing the symptoms that contribute to it! "
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 01:18 |
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Saw this on Facebook. I mentioned that this was cute, but fake, and two of his friends chimed in to let me know that "No, this is totally legit, they've got people admitting it on camera at the convention."
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 08:26 |
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Mo_Steel posted:This is getting painfully close to the "say Radical Islamic Terrorist" line of magic words horseshit. I'm someone who donated to and supported Bernie, he's not going to be President, loving deal with reality already. Poor Howard Dean
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 20:29 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:FIREFIGHTERS AND POLICE OFFICERS ARE HEROES WHO SACRIFICE THEMSELVES EVERY DAY The only ones that qualify as heroes are the ones who die, or bravely shoot down black people and see that as reward enough.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 15:57 |
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JVNO posted:I'm seeing a lot of right leaning comments accusing Khan of exploiting his sons death for political maneuvering. Of course not. She's just a grieving mother who wants justice for Hillary personally ordering the death of brave American soldiers. Now this Khan guy, that's another story
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 15:22 |
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A co-worker just asked if I had seen that 13 Hours movie. I said I didn't, since I don't go for propaganda films trying to push bullshit narratives like that, and he kept going on and on about how this wasn't like that, it was completely factual and accurate since it was written by a guy who was there. Because, yknow, no one has ever changed the details of a story to push an agenda or sell more copies of a book.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 17:39 |
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God dammit, dad.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 15:05 |
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Yeah, that'll teach people to protest abuses of power and being indiscriminately murdered.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 03:24 |
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BBL guys, gotta go kill a bear with a knife I made out of two rocks and a leaf.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 18:42 |
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Cpt.Americant posted:You're right, the Clintons are wealthy. It sure would be nice if the used their wealth and fame to help those who need it. Possibly start some kind of charitable "Clinton Foundation", one that uses not only their own money but uses their fame to get other people's money as well in an effort to help people without needing to involve the pesky government. I wonder why they haven't done this yet, surly conservatives would love them for their free market acts of charity.. Aha! You activated my trap post. The Clinton Foundation just gives that money to Hillary. None of it actually goes to charity. My conservative co-worker who also knows for a fact that Hillary is a man said so, and he has no reason to lie to me. Checkmate, fellow forum poster
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 06:04 |
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Radish posted:As someone that went to highschool in the 90s that was definitely not true. We copied porn to each other's TI85s. Pretty sure porn was the first thing we looked up whenever my school got an internet lab set up and running. drat, those were the days. Angelfire websites and Hotmail accounts as far as the eye could see.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 22:48 |
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Defenestration posted:
This one always annoys me. It's just such a clear case of "No poo poo, really!?" Did you ever notice that the people who don't vote Republican are the same ones who do vote Democrat? What a stunning observation What other pearls of insight do you have for us? Did you ever notice that the people who say they're lactose intolerant are the same ones who don't drink milk? Did you ever notice that the people who say they prefer Ford trucks are the same ones who don't buy Hyundai?
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 16:15 |
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Samuel Clemens posted:One nice thing about the Internet is how easy it has become to debunk bogus claims. Too bad that pointing out what actually happened causes most people to double down on the erroneous information. What was it someone said once in the Freep thread? "My brain interprets your facts as lies."
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 23:33 |
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Not sure if this counts, but, here you go.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 18:36 |
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V-Men posted:An actual quote I've seen is, "I've sat with my gun all afternoon and it never loaded itself and shot me." Hell that's an entire FWD: message. quote:Yesterday I placed my shotgun on the front porch, gave it six shells, and noticing it had no legs, placed it in a wheelchair to help it get around. I left it alone and went about my business.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 21:59 |
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Absolutely no way that can go wrong. Y'know, I think the most baffling thing for me right now is: If I were going to go through the mental gymnastics necessary to convince myself that the fantasy world I live in was reality, I would be making sure the fantasy was awesome and fun. I sure as poo poo wouldn't be convincing myself that Obama was forcing 3rd graders to gay marry each other in front of a statue of Allah raping Uncle Sam that was made out of stolen guns.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 05:03 |
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Somethingsomething Westley built up a tolerance to the poison, so he's able to make a choice and move on with his life?
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 16:18 |
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https://www.facebook.com/BalancedRebellion/videos/1771513536422109/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED Abe Lincoln promoting Gary Johnson and the Balanced Rebellion.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 20:31 |
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I believe you'll find that just because you have the right doesn't mean you should use it. It's like the fine china plates: You're not supposed to actually eat off of them, just put them in a display and admire them from a safe distance.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 00:43 |
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VideoTapir posted:Christians don't need to commit terrorist attacks; they control the Air Force. Christians are literally incapable of terrorism, and anyone who commits a terror act is no real Christian. Now, let me tell you how every single Muslim is part of one collective terrorist hivemind with no deviation in belief or difference in opinion.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 04:08 |
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And then everyone stood up and clapped.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 14:55 |
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Two of my co-workers are sitting across from me right now jerking each other off about how "Well actually, more white people get shot by cops than blacks." Welp, pack it up guys, racism is over. Two middle aged white guys working on a towboat have cracked the code.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 12:07 |
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JVNO posted:That statistic is meaningless without considering what portion of the population at large belongs to that group of people. Surprise surprise- there are a bunch more white people than black. Plus, I'm assuming the stats change if you take into account "why" they got shot. If you only look at cops shooting unarmed/nonthreatening/not actually committing a crime - people, the scales probably lean back towards African Americans. But no, a white person was once shot by the police, so racism is a myth. Check and mate.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 13:43 |
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Did they ever test the officer? She has a history of drug abuse and violent behavior. Hey now, you can't demonize someone for dumb mistakes they made when they were younger.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 23:51 |
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Thump! posted:She even brought up Benghazi herself, boasting about kicking the poo poo out of Gowdy and Chaffetz for 11 hours. Ok, but did she admit to personally flying out there and killing the Benghazi victims while high-fiving every member of ISIS and handing them a deleted email? Then obviously no one actually mentioned Benghazi or emails.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 11:49 |
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JVNO posted:Trump won in all the online polls where 4channers could vote multiple times. It's only voter fraud if their guy loses.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 01:11 |
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 05:36 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 06:48 |
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I have to admit, I am really curious how the world actually looks through the eyes of an EPORW fan. Not the memes and clickbait articles, but, the actual dystopian hellscape they're convinced they live in. Like, just put on a pair of glasses and see the world through their eyes.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 19:46 |