Transatlantic Gulp posted:

I have no idea tbh, that one completely threw me. Could be a troll. Having said that being openly and strongly religious, no matter what faith you are, is generally viewed with suspicion over here. Tony Blair waited until he wasn't Prime Minister anymore before he started ramping up the Catholicsm.

Mickolution posted:

Disraeli was a jew.

ibroxmassive posted:

vyelkin posted:

Heard it here first guys, Van Nistelrooy offered more to his team and was more versatile than Ronaldo.

appledan posted:

Adebayor allegedly left City because he allegedly beat up his gay lover, who then publicly outed him. Huge post incoming:

delicious beef posted:

A 17-year old having sex with a 15 year old would be illegal but it would be a different crime than if he was having sex with a 12 year old, I can't remember the specifics but it's definitely a less bad crime.

xcdude24 posted:

"along with my teaching colleagues"

vyelkin posted:

The team with the most solid defence will win the league and thats why I don't think it will be Man city.

BunnyX posted:

there's no heaven so how can he be looking down

Byolante posted:

At some point all these posts just turn into 'Blah Blah Blah I love the EDF me'.

Mickolution posted:

Speaking of nicknames, John Barnes was apparently known as "Tarmac" when he joined Liverpool, because he was "the black Heighway"

It was a different time...

chuggo is BACK posted:

Roy Trapper

fat gay nonce posted:

Rips curbs said a guy got raped once on live TV and isn't allowed to work again

vyelkin posted:

How does this thread keep topping itself

dex_sda posted:

Combat spirts

TheBigAristotle posted:

So, I had an idea that could solve all our problems.

Obviously, we have an issue with CB where Bailly is the only one who should ever play for us again. So, we can partner him with De Gea, with Shaw and Valencia as fullbacks. Whenever we come into danger De Gea can run back into goal, but otherwise sits as a CB. We know Dave has good enough reactions that this isn't an issue.

This solves our midfield problem, where Pogba can play in a 3 with Matic and Blind. This gives us great passing range and Pogba can do whatever he wants with the ball as if there's noone else on the pitch, like Ronaldinho in those Nike adverts. This also solves our problem of attack, where we have three players (Sanchez, Rashford, Martial) who want to play LW. With four players up front, we can play three left wingers. Sanchez, Rashford and Martial can all start on the left, with Lukaku as the man up top stretching defences and drifting out right so he can be our Belgian Robben.

I know Mourinho's too stubborn to implement this amazing idea so we probably won't see it, maybe a forward thinking manager like Tuchel or Sarri would try this out.

What do you guys think?

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/janhopis/status/992377084709400576

Weaponized Cum posted:

that's forums poster AIDS Africa Cum

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Drawing of lots I think at that point

CyberPingu posted:

Can someone who's been around here longer than me explain the PWM thing?

Since it changed so often but always ended in M for some reason I thought it was a riff on memorial threads. And my brain associated PW with Paul Walker. But that might be advanced autism

Tsaedje posted:

I have used the phrase 'it really felms my heart' in real life and realised there's no way I can explain it

frankenfreak posted:

He'll never recover from this.

CyberPingu posted:

Ahem. Football didn't start in 1992, it's the same league just with a different name and different shaped trophy.