Social Media: lmao listen and this is very important, I have no idea whats goin on

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Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

He's so angry at ~SMARKS~!!!

He did that exact same gimmick when he was on Colt Cabana's podcast.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2011 07:55

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:14

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

MassRayPer posted:

Every wrestler is a bare knuckle fighter.

Hitting someone with a closed fist is an illegal strike.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2011 22:46

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

T3hRen3gade posted:

One of the THQ devs apparently thinks so.

Don't sign your posts.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2012 12:11

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Lone Rogue posted:

Ring Crew - Dubya ‏@lonerogue
I have finally decide to follow @daveyrichards83 Cut one speech and it's over, sparky.

Davey Richards ‏@daveyrichards83
@lonerogue consider it cut sparky. Blocked.

Little does he realize this just makes me like him more (and make everyone like him more)

So if he turns face is he going to have to manually unblock every single person on his list?

# ¿ May 23, 2012 07:44

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

I can't wait for Sugar Dunkerton to go through the ~~FCW~~TNA name generator like Rubix did.

Hoops Slammmerson

# ¿ Jul 3, 2012 04:28

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

The Shaman of Cum posted:

im really happy to always read about the guy that says the same things every day

Please tell us your opinions of PWG, Chikara

# ¿ Jul 6, 2012 04:53

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Tommy Dreamer. In 2012.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2012 14:38

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

triplexpac posted:

So Court Bauer just said on twitter that MLW is working with Disney in some way... weird.

Impact never gave us the "Falls count anywhere in Universal Studios" match we wanted, maybe Disney will pick up the slack.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2013 07:13

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Some Other Guy posted:

Warrior vs Vince McMahon in a steroid taking a contest. Can their aging bodies take it? Find out

We'll be showered in an explosion of quads

# ¿ Jul 23, 2013 08:07

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Kifisonfire posted:

Ryan Reeves
‏@Ryback22
When I reach 1 million followers I will publicly do my first sit down Twitterview with myself The Big Guy. It will be very controversial!

I don't know what a Twitterview is but I know that I need it in my life.

Portmanteau of Twitter and Interview

# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 06:43

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

You mean sports entertainer.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2014 22:40

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Hey, that Friday time slot worked great for ecw

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 22:32

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

projecthalaxy posted:

So can we get Animal or Ellering to tell him to shut up?

or Sunny!

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 20:22

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Pinstripe Hourglass posted:

I thought she was saying she had given birth to his illegitimate child.

This was how I interpreted it, too.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2015 06:04

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

triplexpac posted:

Claire Lynch needs work!

Did she lose her job as Olive Oyl?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 00:50

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Even his waitress doesn't give a gently caress about Alex Riley

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 19:23

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

epitasis posted:

YOUR DOG'S UGLY

clap clap clapclapclap

# ¿ May 15, 2015 15:45

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Sanguinia posted:

What if you're an anchorman?

Then you should be thrown off the side of a boat

# ¿ May 23, 2015 06:18

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

ShootaBoy posted:

I honestly think it's for the best that Vince keeps Bryan around and out of the ring. If he gets let go from WWE he's gonna go straight to Japan and literally kill himself in the ring

Reading this I thought you meant Verhei and Alvarez, instead of McMahon and Daniel, and got confused as heck

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 06:05

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Phenix Rising posted:

Of course he doesn't. His first name is "Big" and when he tells someone their response is always, "You're drat right you are!"

They write Venti on his cup

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 05:09

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

sticklefifer posted:

I doubt that for Enzo and Cass. Audiences love a memorized call and response. Just look at the New Age Outlaws. I have absolutely no doubt that SAWFT is going to be huge. You already see signs for it in main roster crowds and those who don't know it will learn it quickly.

Or they'll just get jobbed into oblivion

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 21:43

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

projecthalaxy posted:

They should give him the Torture Rack, the Lex Express, and through years of rigorous training, something approaching Luger's workrate, possibly.

What if we skip all that and cut straight to the motorcycle accident?

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 23:22

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

The only thing I remember about Swat KATS was this scene where they're diffusing a bomb and say "remember, just cut the red wire." and all the wires turn out to be red and the guy yells "[badguyname] you psychopath!"

It was good

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 07:57

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

BigRed0427 posted:

How is it I wasn't allowed to drive for Uber because my car was to old and yet someone like that passed a background check?

hahaha as though uber has a background check

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 04:53

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Dr. rear end posted:

http://sashabankswwe.tumblr.com/post/135623826546/cmxpunk-sashabankswwe-in-gold-white-gear

Sasha herself on why she won't wear white ring gear

Hahaha I remember that Wreslemania where Maria Menounos had white gear and gave someone a stinkface, and it looked like had a huge skidmark after she finished.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 21:34

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Basic Chunnel posted:

Swans

For a moment i thought you said Zwan

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 01:15

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Embedded tweets are the second worst thing to happen to this thread, since nobody takes screenshots of tweets before they get deleted.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 21:06

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Electric Lady posted:

Awesome Kong was released from TNA.

https://twitter.com/RebySky/status/695716540650491905/

Can we please change the thread name to TAKE A SCREENSHOT BEFORE IT GETS DELETED

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 23:37

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Keg posted:

Focus Group Guy: So you want a realistic down-to-earth show that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots?
[the kids all chat at once about it being a great idea]
Milhouse Van Houten: And, also, you should win things by watching.

I can just imagine Vince screaming YOU KIDS DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE STILL KIDS-- 'CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!

# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 06:43

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

MagicCube posted:

Maybe you should take a step back from the crazy ledge.

magnum_valentino gonna accuse you of not being a big enough Third Eye Blind fan to talk about those lyrics, my friend

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 21:43

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Korelle posted:

So one of the few midcard acts that WWE hasn't shacked with 50-50 booking

Did you miss the Wrestlemania match that they lost?

# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 03:56

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Sionistic posted:

Jeez how big is that tub

Wiki says he's billed at 375 lbs

# ¿ May 19, 2016 06:10

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Fumaofthelake posted:

More like "Boo-sos" right boys?

More like u sucks hue hue hue

# ¿ May 21, 2016 23:01

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Dias posted:

beautiful disaster is both a better name and a better move than end of heartache and cody rhodes is less of a caw than roddy strong

I saw Roderick Strong live at an ROH taping a couple weeks ago and wondered "who is this budget Dean Malenko" when I first saw him.

# ¿ May 23, 2016 01:59

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Much like how the French Revolution used a guillotine to break the necks of those in power, the Diva's Revolution did the same with Nikki's stupid finisher.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 00:28

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Vince MechMahon posted:

Yeah, that's what they were trying to do, trying to sabotage the ref. Not a unique version of the classic "clap for the face when they're in a hold the heel has on them to try and amp them up" thing. Yours is much more likely.

When the ref is counting people out of the ring, and when he says Two the crowd says Three at the same time, that is means for execution.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 22:21

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

sticklefifer posted:

Trying to gently caress up a ref count is literally a thing indie crowds do. Often. I can understand not knowing that, but digging your heels in here is silly.

So what you are saying is: indie crowds are trash

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 22:59

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Gaz-L posted:

Metric Tons of Funk. (Cuz KO is Canadian)

Tonnes

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 03:56

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

That must really suck if you hang out at malls or watch an inordinate amount of tv.

This is true regardless of your position on christmas music

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 16:47

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:14

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Baron Corbyn posted:

what is FF?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIPVkGnh3ao

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 09:07

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