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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

CJacobs posted:

Everyone is gay. Dirk's gay, Dave's gay, Kark's gay, Rose and Kanaya are gay, I'm gay

I always knew Dave would be a great SA poster

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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

McStephenson posted:

I'm not okay with Thursday being called Thursclop.

I'm also not okay with not being okay with that.

The internet giveth too much, the internet taketh away too much

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

PleasingFungus posted:

My favorite thing about this flash is that it finally, finally feels like we're starting to wind things up and move towards some kind of ending.

This truly is... Homestuck, the Final Acts.

Homestuck: The Final Years

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Blackheart posted:

He just conquered her with maritime based sweet talk.

"Your eyes. Are an ocean. Your breasts. Are also an ocean."

This reads how Caliborn would try to seduce her.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Plom Bar posted:

The implications of this - that all the ancestors speak like their dancestor selves - makes the Signless and Redglare a lot funnier to think about.

Terezi explicitly states that her way of speaking comes from ancient prophets or something.

edit: So..is Grandpa Harley probably still alive on his battleship in the Betaverse? (before dying and inevitably getting stuffed in proud Harley tradition) And he never came to say hi to Jade during all 3 years?

David Copperfield fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Apr 27, 2015

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Parts of Tumblr have now decided that the flaky now-you-see-them-now-you-don't of the pages isn't about the servers, but is actually foreshadowing of something plot-related.

If server problems were a plot point in homestuck they would be the main villain.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
This is bullshit, Hussie better give me closure on a single Hearts-Horseshoes-Balloons leprechaun romance before shipping all of the other characters again.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

WAR FOOT posted:

Remember captchalogue jokes? I remember captchalogue jokes.

I miss those.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

WAR FOOT posted:

Homestuck will never end

What are you talking about? It's scheduled to end sometime around April 2010.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
All I want after the last update is a giant grid of every single relationship of people on the frog platform thing, with the Mayor in the middle (with universal adoration).

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

YggiDee posted:

The entire arc of Weird Romance poo poo seems like some kind of one-upmanship between Andrew Hussie and the Weird Porn Corner of the fanbase. Any time they ship someone Hussie reveals something to make it either horrific (Surprise! You're siblings, Mandatory Government Dictated Reproduction) or nightmarishly complex (Quadrants, whatever is going on with leprechauns, the Beforus Romantic Quagmire) or both (CHERUBS). Neither side shows any sign of backing down.

It's like watching the arms buildup from the worst parts of the Cold War all over again.

I hope The Felt find true love, whatever combination of lucky charms that is.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

I called this six months ago when Rose died: http://spacecadetomoly.tumblr.com/post/102169042264/okay-so-i-know-were-all-bummed-that-rose-is

Now she truly is a tentacled therapist.

She is also now a wizard with eldrich god tentacles. :tinfoil:

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
Also, if Nepeta comes back via sprite, we can have the world's most terrifying mutli-ghost catgirl going on.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Ariong posted:

Realtalk, this version of Calliope is actually legit scary. Like, Caliborn is dangerous and all, but he's ridiculous and adorable. He has learned about the full emotional spectrum secondhand through Calliope, and so knows joy, companionship, and love. Sure, he hates them, but he still expresses them. The person before us, on the other hand, is a truly alien creature; she has never known happiness or compassion. Even given all the time we've spent with our Calliope I have no idea what she will be like because she is so distinctly different.

This Calliope has all the power she regularly doesn't have, and killed her brother. She's the gritty, future time traveler version of Calliope.


David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Zoe posted:

jasprosesprite is awesome, grumpy assholes need to get outta this thread

this is trickster mode bullshit all over again

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
I don't even know where the incest ends and the furry talk begins

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
I mean Davepeta seems like a nice character, but we could've skipped the 'relativity of what incest means if we do it' conversation during our "emotionally-stunted characters discover themselves" mini-arc.

edit: poo poo, didn't Karkat delineate this for everybody in a handy shipping chart once upon a time

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
this is the true ending of homestuck, everything else is just an omake

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
The few remaining straight characters will come back as incestual, fulfilling the ouroborous cycle.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Bell_ posted:

Counterpoint: (Vriska)

But it's not something you'd tell her so much as a conclusion she will have to come up with on her own.

And should things be a double reach around and they all make Beforus maybe that's the life Vriska would actually want and everything that made Aranea Kindfang comes somehow from wanting to emulate her own dancester.

Introduction to Homestuck Debate!

  • Point: Vriska

  • Counterpoint: (Vriska)

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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Plom Bar posted:

It's been pointed out that this is a line from Con Air.

hell yes, reference secured.

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