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It's been years since I read about the mechanics of hyderdrive in Star Wars, but I thought the deal was, "if you hit something in realspace while you're in hyperspace, you blow up, they don't."
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2012 06:44 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 04:21 |
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If they put that much effort into it, I'd probably let them have it. That looks like the kind of game they want to play, and all.
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# ¿ May 18, 2013 16:24 |
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... Did you just run a session of The Shield: 40k? Because that's awesome.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 06:29 |
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Give him a small pool of points (like 3-5) that he can add to or subtract from his damage dealt, to be applied after the damage roll. The points can be applied in any combination the player chooses, but he only regenerates the pool daily.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 09:08 |
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Evilreaver posted:A little background: there's a being who is essentially Fate, but because he fucks with the Gods' plans (and isn't a God himself) they have deemed him a demon, and all those who worship him are to be called demonic cultists (even though they align closer to lawful-neutral). My group apparently has no ear for subtlety, so they fall for this demon narrative over the course of a major campaign, and are now convinced that this group is a cult and base all relevant decisions on this view. So let me get this straight: your PC's were convinced these guys were cannibals, so they... stole their food? And no one considered the implications of that?
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 07:34 |
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Evilreaver posted:but did set a lot of things on fire that did not need to be on fire.
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 20:29 |
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Captain Bravo posted:Oh man, this is just the perfect description of what you've said so far, you nailed it! Middle Management of Hell: The party are minor demons handling the administration of various aspects of Hell (in-processing, punishment, inhuman resources), when all of a sudden an infernal bureaucratic snafu threatens to destabilize Hell itself. It's up to the heroes to restore order... or to fan the flames.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 02:45 |
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Dareon posted:"I cast Zone of Friendship." Her Paladins cannot use Lay On Hands.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 08:06 |
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Bieeardo posted:Not even themselves? Man, that's rough. Nah man, they gotta keep themselves pure for Her. After all, She has told them how much She hates it when Her boyfriend does that.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 11:35 |
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Fully Operational Fun Crusher Wallet Devastator Monte Calamari
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 02:50 |
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Baloogan posted:Hey I'm trying to roll a good social justice warrior, any suggestions? An AD&D 2nd edition fallen paladin. After your transition from Lawful Good to Neutral Good due to doing something good that wasn't Lawful Stupid, you lost your paladin status and class features. Now, you lead the fight against the corrupt Patriarchy of your church to force them to recognize that you and your "fallen" brethren are no less paladins than you were before.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2016 05:37 |
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Kavak posted:Isn't it your deity who decides that you've hosed up, not the faith itself? Ah, but you see, the deity is a construct of the cis-good orthodoxy. It is only once the Patriarchate has been smashed that the faith can collectively better itself and reshape its deity into what It is meant to be.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2016 05:55 |
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So apparently my plan to deal with a mansion full of mobsters by tainting their water supply with some kind of horrific lich-fungus that would turn them all into ghouls is "evil." Hey, if they're ghouls, they're evil, and they can be turned by our cleric. We're the heroes!
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# ¿ May 11, 2016 06:15 |
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Bad Seafood posted:I love it when my players do stuff like this and wish they would more often. Our GM built a very nice tower for us to assault, filled with nasty enemies and traps designed to wear us down so that the boss battle at the top would be a desperate struggle. We instead went into an adjacent building, pre-cast all our buffs, then used a combination of Fly, Levitate, and ropes to fly up the side and drop on the boss. The boss was idly reading a scroll when, much to her surprise, we popped over the rail. What followed was a brutal curb-stomping as we dunked on this lamia matriarch. Her minions peeked out of the staircase and ran like hell, while we cleared the tower easily from the top down. Because I'm playing the party inquisitor, I had no choice but to inform her that no one expects the Inquisition .
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# ¿ May 14, 2016 08:41 |
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The infinitely reusable nature of Ecche's Ketch makes it the superior artifact, in my opinion.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 07:59 |
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Those are all reasonable and prudent actions to take in that situation. Looks like you got a friendly and helpful ghost.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 21:58 |
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You... drove a car bomb into a checkpoint and looted the puréed remains?
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 21:53 |
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You posted this story before, in less detail. We never got to see the murals before, which are awesome.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 01:41 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:The nice thing about the Lambda-class shuttles is that they only need a crew of one pilot (though a copilot makes things easier), and as far as I can tell the controls should be fairly standardized, so if any of the group can fly... anything, basically, then they'll be able to manage. They're designed at least partly to be troop transports; the Empire doesn't want them to be too fiddly. For extra insurance, have the trainee pilot actually in the chair when the PC's arrive, headphones on, listening to some quality jizz wailing while studying the flight manual, completely oblivious. If they follow their murderhobo inclinations, they just ice him and continue as before; otherwise, they can have an impressionable NPC they can convert at gunpoint who can do all the basic pilot tasks (poorly, at first) that none of the PC's want to bother speccing into.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 21:15 |
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Dareon posted:Is it his theme music? Oh my god, it needs to be.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 03:11 |
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One member of our party showed an unhealthy fascination for a ship that we had captured after an ill-advised attempt by its previous crew to seize the vessel we were traveling aboard. The rest of us wanted to move on. He spent two goddamned hours arguing about how we should totally take this captured ship, abandon our quest, and do dumb poo poo. After two hours of waiting for the game to loving progress, I silently signaled to our war priest, who then chopped a hole into the bottom of the captured ship with his adamantium longsword, sending it to the bottom. The player didn't notice, caught up as he was in his argument for a completely different adventure that none of the rest of us wanted and vocally opposed, until the GM interrupted him and told him "That's nice, but the ship slips beneath the waves as you watch in horror." We never heard the end of it, but we did get to keep having fun.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 09:36 |
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Bieeardo posted:I swear to god, I've seen that crab-siren thing in a cartoon, though I can't precisely remember which one. I don't know why, but it reminds me of "Aaaah! Real Monsters!"
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 17:14 |
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Dareon posted:I read that as the Temple of Fedora at first. Which would not have been half as interesting. Oh m'god.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 07:08 |
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It's so they could make that adorable mouse droid squeal as they plummeted to their explosive doom.
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 10:43 |
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Time to start experimenting with Mr. Thing. Is he plug-and-play? Can you slot him into various objects to have him enhance them, and how does the process affect him in return? Does he have preferences regarding his potential applications? You must find out, for science!
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2017 10:26 |
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Cuchulain posted:The entire city is engulfed by the ensuing party. Kitsune is passing out food, making fabulous meals for the council and Dwarven elites at a rolling forge hastily changing into an oversize hibachi grill. Rum and Dwarven ale is everywhere, the Rogue is talking with Axebeard in the corner. Halfway through the party, Blue informs the party that the restaurant is ready, sorcerers are summoning infernal chickens and revving up those fryers as we speak. The Pirate has been serenading the crowd and dramatically announces that they're open for business. Every Dwarf in the city is lined up to eat. Dozens of rolls from every member of the party are aced. The Barbarian is wrestling with half the Dwarven elite guard who were supposed to be monitoring the party. The Priestess, left unattended, wanders deep into the city, her Earth-Movers following her. The High Councilman sits at the grill, glowering. Propaganda posters against the Druids are everywhere. Everyone is Drunk, High, and having a blast. Yes! I had wondered what had happened to Castle Dave.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 09:34 |
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Angrymog posted:DO we need some context here? The thief wanted to skip the grueling return journey, but was an idiot and wasted his wish, it appears, because the shaman got everyone out, I'm assuming.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 11:20 |
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IT IS BETTER TO CARE FOR ANOTHER THAN LIVE FOR ONESELF
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 07:56 |
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Ilor posted:I love how this setting is both super light-hearted and yet also super dark. It’s not grimdark, it’s grindark!
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# ¿ May 9, 2018 02:45 |
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So you made a Dirk of Many Stings?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 00:09 |
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MonsterEnvy posted:Question despite the Rutterkin looking like Rats. Do they share the states of D&D Rutterkin. (Who do not look like rats but are instead minor demons.) Never skip every other leg day.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 10:32 |
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Bieeanshee posted:My one suggestion: always assume that the party is going to stand their ground, even when they know better. I'm glad yours realised that they were in over their heads, and that they managed to pull their fat from the fire. That was amazing. My rogue trader party are usually fairly prudent. We were fighting our way through some dark eldar pirates when we encountered an ambush: a dug-in splinter cannon, several wyches and warriors, and a Cronos Pain Engine. We took one look at that, popped smoke, and made an expeditious tactical retrograde advance, to the sounds of our GM’s mocking laughter.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 04:29 |
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Our Rogue Trader GM has all sorts of prepared names. We quickly give everyone nicknames instead. Sir Quintus Collamy, forever known is Sir Colostomy.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2019 02:13 |
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Nah, you’re just ensuring a steady stream of future work. Think like a consultant. When you’re the only one capable of providing a solution, there’s good money to be made prolonging the problem!
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2019 17:58 |
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I like the story about a bunch of dudes getting fed up with it and registering as a group of hunters, showing up at their usual hangout with klieg lights and super soakers filled with holy water. That’s how all vampire larps should end, really.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 01:17 |
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That is purely amazing, I am loving dying of laughter in public right now
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 14:45 |
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He doesn’t want you to fly up and be able to see the railroad tracks.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 00:32 |
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Also, he was a bear. I assume that means his health pool expanded.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 15:32 |
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My Rogue Trader group attended a shady auction. Our GM was convinced we were going to rob it- indeed, we had made preparations to do just that. However, once we arrived, we made some good contacts with the local nobility and manufacturing higher-ups, and decided to legitimately engage with the auction. We got most of the interesting things we bid on and came away with some friends in middling-to-high places that will help us leverage some of our other problems out in the Expanse.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 14:06 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 04:21 |
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Well, our face had to bow out of the game, so I may end up having to handle face duties. Problem: I’m the navigator. My social skills consist entirely of lying and intimidating. As many of our social interactions are with pirates, this isn’t a complete loss, but yikes. The rest of the party are xenos, a heretek, and a veteran tuber peeler of the Imperial Guard. We just got back from boarding a Kill Krooza in our frigate and beheading the Kaptin in a nasty fight that cost us three left arms, so we are probably going to be able to use that rep to help with intimidation checks for a while.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 17:42 |