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This bears repeating; the design process of many a DVD/blu-ray cover:Dissapointed Owl posted:
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So, we got a slow drama about a family dealing with the after-effects of both a physical and psychological rape of a young girl by an internet predator. 
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But his daughter was never really 'kidnapped', it's more of a metaphorical...
A gun? But he never actually had a gun in the mo...
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Those Ernesto "Chango" García Cabral reminded me of the posters for Danish films (especially the ones for comedies) made by Aage Lundvald: The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders  Girls at Arms  "Trouble in Christianshavn"  What a Pity about Daddy  Gold for the Tough Guys of the Praerie
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Payndz posted:Ernest Borgnine seems pretty happy there. That's actually Dirch Passer, he's the guy in this gif from Reptilicus, a monster movie in the vein of Godzilla, where he (as was probably mandated by law at the time) has a role as a slapstick janitor who gets shocked by electric eels, etc:  (sorry for the dumb emoticon, only version I could find right now) Also I just found out Aage did posters for foreign films as well:  I think this is this one The Fiction Makers (it's a The Saint movie anyway)  Lightning Conductor  Carry on... Up the Khyber  Jour de fête, and I guess you could say a subversion of the "view between the legs" poster before that was even a thing (the French poster has the same pose too). Also those Drucker & Davis posters are great.
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Jan 25, 2012 22:49
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I like how the dude just saw something next to the photographer and is thinking like, "heh, whattaya know."
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Apr 1, 2012 09:08
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Jul 26, 2012 03:43
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muscles like this? posted:Nope, identical. That's why Rico could frame Dredd using his gun. They DNA stamped every bullet and since he had the same DNA it looked like Dredd did it. Although now I think about it that doesn't make any sense, what about other identical twin Judges? Or the fact that Rico USED to be a judge, shouldn't they have HIS DNA on file as well and it should have popped up too? But also at the same time, they each had the good and bad genes, or am I thinking of Twins?
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Ishamael posted:Still not as bad as the Clash of the Titans (remake) tagline: Titans will clash. Ishamael posted:Still not as bad as the Clash of the Titans (remake) tagline: Titans will clash. Nicely done! 
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Oct 19, 2012 10:07
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BonoMan posted:The "timg" of this sort of looks like strokey Will Smith. I think it's more botched face lipo Will Smith or fluid retention Will Smith.
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Mar 9, 2013 06:40
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penismightier posted:Who on the entire planet doesn't like Will Smith?? Yeah I don't get it either. He's incredibly likeable & charismatic on screen. At worst, he can come off a little bland at times. There are many actors I would rather punch than him.
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Mar 9, 2013 07:04
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Supercar Gautier posted:I saw someone (possibly a Family Guy character) point out that he says "Aw hell naw" frequently in films and television. Having absorbed this teasing observation, my brain has combined it with my powerful need to vocalize strong opinions, and it has transformed into a festering (if insincere) contrarian hatred for the man. An extension of that is the racist "welcome to earf" meme
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To be honest the meme was so powerful that for a couple years I did honestly think he said "earf". It didn't occur to me that he didn't, and I even saw it at least once during that period. Then I watched it again some years later and welp.
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Vagabundo posted:I'm starting to wonder how often Will Smith says "aw hell naawww" now. I know he says it in I, Robot, but I'm starting to wonder how many other movies he actually says that in. I was thinking the same thing, and checking out youtube I can't find anything but - yep- an I, Robot clip. Though I can find a bunch of compilations with black women saying oh hell no. Hmm, this is just spitballing, but might it be part of the whole emasculating powerful black men thing? Associating him with a "female" phrase? I'm not American so I don't know how male/female that is, but it was just a thing that occurred to me.
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TheJoker138 posted:No, I think it's because he says "oh hell no" a lot. I know he says it in Men In Black as well, and I'm fairly certain he also says it in ID4. He might indeed say it a lot, I don't recall. But you gotta admit at least part of that had to be scripts. I've heard that now he has the pull to get rewrites done for him, but these are all movies from his ascent anyway so that doesn't count. E: Forgot to say, if he does indeed say it that much, there would be at least a couple more clips on youtube than just the I Robot one. The meme is so pervasive and there aren't any clips? Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Mar 9, 2013 |
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feedmyleg posted:It's pretty remarkable how this clip strips out any and all context for his lines. It's literally just the shots of his lines with everything else cut out. The description is quite something: quote:~This is literally every moment in which there is a closeup of Professor Oldman's face, or he speaks/emits a vocal sound. I practically went through the scenes that he is in frame by frame to find them all...~ 
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I watch both of these by the way, Death Spa is just like you said, it's almost a little like Zombie Nightmare or something where it just seems like they were winging it at some point because they had no money. Very disappointing. Fatal Games, however, is surprisingly humorous and well done, not as good as Deathdream, De Lift or Sleepaway Camp 1. Maybe a little better than Silent Night Deadly Night 2. I'm sure you noticed there is a shitload of bad slashers uploaded by the same guy, let's go ahead and watch them all. Oh man, I just found Neon Maniacs (1986) on youtube. My brother gave me that on VHC for my birthday ages ago, it's awesome. Themed (doctor, native american, samurai, etc) zombie demons living under the Golden Gate bridge  (click for big) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEGQdNdWoag (pt. 1 of 10)
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 Man, Haley Joel Osment hasn't been lucky with his looks as an adult.
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Huh I didn't know IMAX movies were distributed on cassette tapes. Must be a lot of tapes.
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bows1 posted:Man he's been puttin in work lately. Yeah, he's working his rear end off. He might even pull a McConaughey in my book.
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mind the walrus posted:Wow y'all are hypercrticial. I think the poster looks fine and at least isn't framed around her tits and/or rear end for a change. I gotta agree there. She's not just a centerfold in that poster, she's kicking rear end.
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Jul 25, 2014 02:30
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That's face's just making-sure-you-get-him-in-the-throat
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Jul 25, 2014 02:36
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Erebus posted:I'm distracted by the Atari 2600 cartridge font. A late 70s/early 80s aesthetic isn't out of left field considering the book. It is very much a product of its time, though can easily be adapted to a modern setting. I remember liking most of it, so this movie out of nowhere is a welcome surprise.
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muscles like this? posted:I don't know if it actually is one by him but it's definitely in the style of David Pelham, who did covers a couple of Ballard books in the 70s That one is miltary stencil type though, the Atari one above is futuristic type.
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Oh I get it, it's because when you have your phone out in public, you're looking at porn. I mean I know a guy who does, who isn't me, in public.
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Vintersorg posted:Why dont you watch the loving trailer instead of being a dumb idiot? I'll readily admit I have a hardcore bias against Sandler. His face annoys the poo poo out of me. But I did watch the trailer just now. I don't see how this movie will tell me something that Disconnect hasn't already. The themes are literally the same, except more graphic. Teenagers and adults pouring their heart and soul into handheld bullshit instead of each other. I liked Disconnect fwiw, and I think it was an important film, and I guess in the same way this one is too. It just looks really way too overboard with the nudes & snapchats & "but I thought we .." & "I'm ..." & "But," Sorry for the bullshit dismissal up there, genuinely. This one is from the heart.
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Microcline posted:Speaking of dope, when is someone going to make the Requiem for a Dream of Internet porn addiction? It's called Shame.
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Desperado Bones posted:So, is it going to be a drama instead of an light porno? I haven't seen the trailer, by the way (not that interested). The movie is about Christian Grey coming out to his family as an anal vore.
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That is brilliant. E: Someone who has all that stuff tweet that at them
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davidspackage posted:The cast seems kind of... garish, for standard Statham fare. I know nothing about this movie, but I assume it might be more of an action comedy. I dunno, Stanley Tucci is a level or two above Statham.
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Yeah those are really loving good.
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Improbable Lobster posted:I'll be happy when this era of self-aware bad movies is done This will never happen now that the "so bad it's good" is a thing.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Troma was expressly founded to make money. That's true, but there's still passion in those movies. I don't care to watch a movie that is bad on purpose, unless it's badly done really well. I'd rather watch someone trying and failing.
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Jan 23, 2015 23:01
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CopywrightMMXI posted:When I was a kid my neighbours bought two VCRs (at about $800 a pop) just so they could dub rental movies and save money. They probably regretted that decision in the long run. We got our first VCR used, for like what amounts to 1000+ usd. I don't remember the exact amount cause I was maybe 8, but imagine buying a used VCR for like a months rent, jesus.
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QuoProQuid posted:The film allegedly horrified Ronald Reagan to the point that he actively started pursuing disarmament with the Soviet Union. After the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty was signed, he sent a telegram to the directors saying, "Don't think your movie didn't have any part of this, because it did." This is hagiography. Reagan was a piece of poo poo and died too late.
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Distorted Kiwi posted:I run that concept past my 7-year-old, and he'd flip his lid. Trust me, boys still LOVE the Waistband Avenger. Especially if (underwear synonym)-(part of actual superhero's name) joined the fray! Hoo boy!
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I actually didn't mean to! I really tried to think of a funny underwear-based superhero, but I just couldn't do it & thought maybe if I do a mad lib style free-for-all it'll work. I'm sorry. It does sound really sarcastic. Not intended, FWIW.
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Distorted Kiwi posted:No offense taken. Or it it was, the kid would call you a doody-head and laugh. As would I.  
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I rescind the ownage back to the child, with Kiwi as my witness.
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Distorted Kiwi posted:And as his father I shall own him in a game of WWE Smackdown later this week. So it shall be. The Smackdown will decide.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPbzrhfjlmk My wonderwoman 
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Palpek posted:There's also the Polish one: I love that they included the "I just bought that car last week" line.
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