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I'm going to try this out as a new, expansion owner Teams: 1950 Philadelphia Phillies, 2002 Moneyball A's, 1967 Boston Red Sox, 1926 Philadelphia Phillies I'll get around to the rest tomorrow
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Team Name: Longshots Team Logo:  Home City: Philadelphia Home Stadium: Citizens Bank Park DH Preference: Pitchers hitting dingers own 28-Man Roster: C – Andy Seminick (1950 Phillies) C – Jimmie Wilson (1926 Phillies) 1B – George Scott (1967 Red Sox) 2B - Mark Ellis (2002 A’s) SS – Miguel Tejada (2002 A’s) 3B – Eric Chavez (2002 A’s) UTIL – Mike Andrews (1967 Red Sox) UTIL – Carlos Pena (2002 A’s) UTIL - Rico Petrocelli (1967 Red Sox) OF – Carl Yastrzemski (1967 Red Sox) OF - Tony Conigliaro (1967 Red Sox) OF – Richie Ashburn (1950 Phillies) OF – Cy Williams (1926 Phillies) OF – Jermiane Dye (2002 A’s) SP – Robin Roberts (1950 Phillies) SP – Jim Lonborg (1967 Red Sox) SP – Curt Simmons (1950 Phillies) SP – Barry Zito (2002 A’s) SP – Tim Hudson (2002 A’s) Longman/RP - Dutch Ulrich (1926 Phillies) RP – Chad Bradford (2002 A’s) RP – Ricardo Rincon (2002 A’s) RP – Mike Venafro (2002 A’s) RP – Sparky Lyle (1967 Red Sox) CL - Jim Konstanty (1950 Phillies) Minors SP – Mark Mulder (2002 A’s) SP – Hal Carlson (1926 Phillies) UTIL – Granny Hammer (1950 Phillies) Lineups: v RHP 1. Richie Ashburn 2. Eric Chavez 3. Carl Yastrzemski 4. Andy Seminick 5. Miguel Tejada 6. Tony Conigliaro 7. George Scott 8. Mark Ellis 9. Pitcher v LHP 1. Richie Ashburn 2. Eric Chavez 3. Carl Yastrzemski 4. Tony Conigliaro 5. Andy Seminick 6. Miguel Tejada 7. George Scott 8. Mark Ellis 9. Pitcher Pitching Rotation: SP – Robin Roberts (1950 Phillies) SP – Jim Lonborg (1967 Red Sox) SP – Curt Simmons (1950 Phillies) SP – Barry Zito (2002 A’s) SP – Tim Hudson (2002 A’s) Longman/RP - Dutch Ulrich (1926 Phillies) RP – Chad Bradford (2002 A’s) RP – Ricardo Rincon (2002 A’s) RP – Mike Venafro (2002 A’s) RP – Sparky Lyle (1967 Red Sox) CL - Jim Konstanty (1950 Phillies) Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5) Hit and Run: -3 Sacrifice Bunt: -5 (gently caress Bunting) Squeeze Play: 0 Trying for extra bases: 0 Stealing Bases: 0 Aggressively Tagging Up: 0 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): 0 Giving Intentional Walks: 0 Pitching Around Good Hitters: 0 Bringing the Infield In: 0 Guarding the Lines: 0 Making Cutoff Throws: 0 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +3 Bringing in Pinch Runners: +3 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +3 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: 0 Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: 0 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 0 Note: Lineups and pitching rotation are subject to change. I am bad at lineups Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Aug 6, 2012 |
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Aug 6, 2012 17:20
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I'm gonna swap out 02 Jermaine Dye for 50 Del Ennis the more I think about it
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Aug 6, 2012 21:30
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I have my own personal biases, but there are only a handful of players I would trade Mike Schmidt for. Foxx is not one of them. Keep Mike Schmidt.
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Aug 7, 2012 01:51
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How far you have fallen Schmidtty ... 
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Aug 7, 2012 02:20
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tatankatonk posted:Trade Offer: emptyquoting this. And Bowa in for Hammer now Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Aug 7, 2012 |
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Aug 7, 2012 03:46
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I'm gonna get defensive for a little bit and argue '50 Andy Seminick is a much better catcher than '85 Darrell Porter. 288/.400/.524 for a .925 OPS/143 OPS+ as a catcher? Yes please. That line blows Porter out of the water and certainly overcomes whatever defensive gaps there may or may not be between the two. Also is younger and not a cocaine addict. As for the 24/30 teams, I'm fine with either.
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Aug 9, 2012 14:25
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Question 1 I want my team... B. To be remembered. Question 2 The core of a successful Super-League team is... C. Its owner's cunning Question 3 Your team is middling. But, if you take a certain risk, it may become a contender, or may be relegated after the season. If you do nothing, your team will probably survive, but certainly won't win a championship. Do you... A. Take the risk! Death of glory! Question 4 Is Marauder evil? C. Nietzsche wrote of a society that grow decrepit as its morals and ethics lose meaning the light of technological and societal progress. These values, in this new age, tie down mankind and prevent its progress. Even worse, their decay leads to nihilism and the loss of all values. In such a situation, it is imperative on a great person to rise above the herd and their conceptions of 'good' and 'evil' to assert new values to form the foundation of a new society. Marauder merely wishes to save the Super-League from such a dreary fate, even if he is branded 'evil' by the decaying culture he seeks to transform. Question 5 The thesis of Moneyball is that it is incumbent on ballclubs to forever seek out market inefficiencies in order to give their team the best return on investment. What is the greatest market inefficiency in the Super-League today? C. Relievers. While relief pitching is hard to predict, it is not impossible to predict, and performs an essential role in a league where the hitting in supercharged. Question 6 My team sucks. What the gently caress went wrong? A. I hosed up. Question 7 The best player of all time was... E. Sir Barrold Bonds Question 8 My ideal castle is... D. Inside a mountain, mostly hidden from view and wholly impregnable for any would wish to take it from me. Question 9 The biggest Hall of Fame Snub is... A. The Rain Man Question 10 The best sci-fi franchise is... B. Star Wars Question 11 Should Chicago forgive Steve Bartman? D. Should blame Alex Gonzales instead Question 12 If the Sun is one, and the Moon is two, then what is the Earth? E. The square root of negative one. Question 13 Will the new season of Community suck? E. Who gives a poo poo? Question 14 Out of all of the idiotic characters Smasher has created, the one I'd want most on my team is... B. "The Chosen" Dunn Question 15 What was the point of this? D. Smasher's got to know exactly how much lunacy the lot of you can tolerate. Bonus Essay Question You are John Constitution. The year is 2687 and the world is once again in crisis. The raiders of New Dakota have stolen the Master Infosphere of Third Milwaukee. With the city only five days away from crashing into Lake Huron-Michigan, it is up to you to retrieve the Infosphere. Making matters worse, one raider captured in the attack has revealed that he and his associates were working for Cardinal Severn, the sovereign lord of NeoCanada. Clearly, by destroying Milwaukee he hopes that the passes of Sault Ste. Marie will be left unguarded and his robo-legions will easily be able invade and occupy the entire region. To the best of your knowledge, the raiders are currently making their way across the rad plains of Iowa, inhabited solely by commutants, a vicious breed of degenerates who have adopted Marxism in order to cope with the harsh realities of living in such a blasted land. What do you do? What do you do? For the purposes of this question, assume that your Hover-Mazda has been fully repaired after the Rockford incident. Answer: Hail Satan
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Aug 10, 2012 17:13
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In the OP, you have Philly using the 1967 St. Louis Cardinals as a feeder team. That is incorrect. I used the 1967 Boston Red Sox instead.
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Aug 12, 2012 15:58
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Why the hell is Curt Simmons in the minors? Promote Simmons, demote Muldur. The Rotation: Hudson Roberts Simmons Zito Lonborg. Swap Bradford and Rincon Batting Order: Ashburn Tejada Yaz Scott Williams Pena Seminick Chavez Ellis Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Aug 16, 2012 |
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Aug 16, 2012 17:26
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I have no idea what I'm looking at with regards to the script, but it sure looks cool. Some real good work there Cthulhu.
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Aug 20, 2012 03:34
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Lets Try -Start Del Ennis, bench Cy Williams -Start Rico P., bench Mark Ellis -Make George Scott the everyday first baseman
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Aug 21, 2012 03:37
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 Fire Mark Ellis into the sun, replace with Rico P. Fire Eric Chavez into the sun, replace with George Scott Lets try these. I could have sworn I posted these changes already, but w/e
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Aug 25, 2012 03:46
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Repost Team Name: Yankeesfans.gif Team Logo (150x150 preferred):  Home City: Philadelphia, PA Home Stadium: Veterans Stadium. God bless that shithole DH Preference: Yes 30-Man Roster: C Ramon Hernandez (2001) 1B Jack Clark (1985) 2B Tom Herr (1985) SS Ozzie Smith (1985) 3B Eric Chavez (2001) LF Luis Gonzalez (2001) CF Willie McGee (1985) RF Jermaine Dye (2001) DH Jason Giambi (2001) BENCH Darrel Porter (C) (1985) BENCH Miguel Tejada (SS/IF) (2001) BENCH Craig Counsel (IF) (2001) BENCH Reggie Sanders (LF/RF) (2001) BENCH Vince Coleman (OF) (1985) SP1 Randy Johnson (L) (2001) SP2 Curt Schilling (R) (2001) SP3 Barry Zito (L) (2001) SP4 Tim Hudson (R) (2001) SP5 Mark Mulder (L) (2001) LR John Tudor (L) (1985) MR Greg Swindell (L) (1985) SR Ken Dayley (L) (1985) SR Miguel Batista (R) (2001) SU Chad Bradford (R) (2001) CL Jason Isringhausen (R) (2001) MINORS Corey Lidle(P) (R) (2001) MINORS Mike Magnate (P) (L) (2001) MINORS Damian Miller (C) (2001) MINORS Cesar Cedeno (1B) (1985) MINORS David Delluci (RF) (2001) Lineups: Far too lazy for splits. Will re-jiggle later, probably 1 Willie McGee 2 Jermaine Dye 3 Luis Gonzalez 4 Jason Giambi 5 Eric Chavez 6 Tom Herr 7 Jack Clark 8 Ozzie Smith 9 Ramon Hernandez Pitching Rotation: SP1 Randy Johnson (L) (2001) SP2 Curt Schilling (R) (2001) SP3 Barry Zito (L) (2001) SP4 Tim Hudson (R) (2001) SP5 Mark Mulder (L) (2001 Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5) Hit and Run: 0 Sacrifice Bunt: -2 Squeeze Play: -2 Trying for extra bases: 0 Stealing Bases: 0 Aggressively Tagging Up: 0 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): 0 Giving Intentional Walks: 0 Pitching Around Good Hitters: 0 Bringing the Infield In: 0 Guarding the Lines: 0 Making Cutoff Throws: 0 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 3 Bringing in Pinch Runners: 3 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 5 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -3 Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: 2 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 2 Feeder Teams 1985 Cardinals 2001 A's 2001 Dbacks
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The Blackhawks have won three stanley cups, gently caress off with this poo poo When does all the newbie team stuff kick off?
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Smasher Dynamo posted:I'm sorry the free writing that you were under no obligation to read was not to your liking. I'll try and do better in the future. I wasn't being entirely serious But the Blackhawks won three Cups, so gently caress them yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees thx mentholmoose posted:I'm actually kind of pissed this one isn't animating. I have no idea how to do that Feel free to try tho Monicro posted:DOOP! didn't even see that the first time yeah jeets
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Oct 12, 2015 00:43
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Hey, one of those wins was to keep Boston from winning ANOTHER sports championship, which was necessary for the good of all mankind, and another was to prevent the Stanley Cup from getting sent to Florida! its the first one I'm the most mad about Kane should have been a Flyer god drat it
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Oct 12, 2015 03:29
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Smasher wrote a lot of words, but I not sure if I comprehend them as I live in a society where words no longer have meaning
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Oct 14, 2015 00:27
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Not sure how Zito and Hudson have better (potential) ratings than Johnson and Schilling but w/e. Can Tejada play competent 2B defense? If so, I'll play him over Herr. who or what are the Kobe Crows?
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Oct 15, 2015 20:11
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 Lets see. I am going to Bench Tom Herr for Miguel Tejada and swap Mark Mulder and John Tudor Lineup CF McGee SS Tejada LF Gonzales DH Giambi RF Dye 3B Chavez 1B Clark SS Smith C Hernandez Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Oct 16, 2015 |
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Oct 16, 2015 02:29
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Welp.  hopefully my pitching improves or I'll unleash gently caress You Guy Lineup CF McGee 2B Tejada 3B Chavez DH Giambi RF Dye LF Gonzalez 1B Clark SS Smith C Hernandez Rotation Johnson Schlling Zito Hudson Tudor
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Oct 17, 2015 16:47
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Monicro posted:Expansion Cup May Injury Report fart Dye to DL, Reggie Sanders to RF, call-up David Delluci
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Oct 18, 2015 00:42
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well that sucked I hit a bunch of dingers and my grand pitching dreams imploded
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Oct 27, 2015 01:36
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Wildcard Round PICK THE WINNERS! Dynamo League Wildcard Game Slaughterhouse Nine @ RCMP Smasher League Wildcard Game Minnesota Commission @ Oklahoma City Bombers
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kensei posted:I'll be in IRC tomorrow, but I would be willing to move my Schilling if you wanna PM me an offer. ditto Ice To Meet You posted:The Gauntlet, Round 1 yep Ice To Meet You posted:Hey DOOP. I feel like experimenting. After I get eliminated from the playoffs in embarrassing fashion, I'll trade my 1995 Barry Larkin for your Ozzie Smith. He has the advantage over Ozzie of not taking 5 years to hit 2 home runs in the majors! And since you're using mostly power pitchers, the defensive downgrade shouldn't hurt you very much. eh If I want a slugging SS, I got Tejada as a bad 2B. Can Larkin play 2B competently?
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Pick 'em: Divisional Round Pick the WINNER, NUMBER OF GAMES (best of 5), and SCORE OF THE FINAL GAME Teams with home-field advantage listed second Dynamo League Divisional Series Rockford Losers vs. Sindhi Sheikhs in 4 games, 4-3 Dynamo League Divisional Series RCMP vs. Mitchell Kernels in 4 games, 5-4 Smasher League Divisional Series Porthcawl Rakers vs. Khartoum Doom in 4 games, 3-2 Smasher League Divisional Series Oklahoma City Bombers vs. Chicago Southpaws in 4 games, 6-5
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The Gauntlet, Round 2 Pick TWO! Antarctic Coldplayers Dorchester Phantoms Genoa Janus Mitt Romney's Outsourcers
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Bad League Championship Series Pick 'em Pick the winners, number of games (out of 7), and final score of the last game The Gay Agenda @ Achewood Stoned Lightning in 6, 5-3 Houston Hol Horses @ Hope's Peak Despair in 6, 4-2
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Pick 'em: The Gauntlet, Round 3 Pick TWO! Antigua Unspecifieds Genoa Janus Mitt Romney and the Gang New York Winners
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Dynamo League Championship Series RCMP vs. Sindhi Sheikhs in 6, 4-3 Smasher League Championship Series Porthcawl Rakers vs. Chicago Southpaws in 6, 4-3 Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Nov 12, 2015 |
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Nov 12, 2015 18:26
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Ice To Meet You posted:The first piece I am looking to acquire, though not a blockbuster, I think would be very helpful. It is Ozzie Smith (not the 37 year old one), or Troy Tulowitzki, or The MACHINE. If you are in possession of one of these items, please contact me. I will find something to suit your specific needs. sup?
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Ice To Meet You posted:Hello. I don't know what you're looking for! If it's a real second baseman, I have this Chase Utley, but he's pretty young. Also this Joe Morgan, but he would cost more. Utley  Have a link to your roster? Draft picks are always cool Pick 'em: The Most Electrifying, Incredible, Death-Defying, Rootin'-Tootin, Biggest And Best Fantasy-Sports-Entertainment Event Of All Time: Sub-Par Bowl V (approximately 45 hours from now Pick the winner, number of games, and final score of the last game The Gay Agenda @ Hope's Peak Despair in 6, 4-3
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Pick 'em: The Gauntlet, Round 4 Pick TWO! Aperture Scientists Genoa Janus New York Winners Twin Peaks Cherry Pies
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Super-League XVII, Finals Pick the Winner, Number of Games (Best of Seven), and score of Final Game. The SOUTHPAWS have home-field advantage Finals RCMP vs. Chicago Southpaws in 7, 4-3
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I have no opinion, I'll play wherever
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Nov 18, 2015 04:51
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Ice To Meet You posted:I solved all our problems. I love you Milt Thompson posted:Robin Roberts does not enjoy pitching at the Wawel. Nor does Billy Pierce. Or you can take a chance on Justin Verlander or Tommy Bridges. And I have some spare generic deadballers, go wild. TheMcD posted:Curt Schillings. I haven't gotten back to kensei and DOOP on this, largely because since they're both EC teams, they might want to survey the draft pool to work out what they can more easily get from the draft before trading. The need for Schilling trumps any other potential trade. I'm interested in both of these, but I want to wait until after the draft
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Nov 19, 2015 05:03
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kensei posted:99 Pedro You motherfucker I was gonna do that t  
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Nov 21, 2015 00:27
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Yankeesfans.gif selects... 16 Pete Alexander
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Nov 21, 2015 01:39
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No because less sandwich picks is better for me
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If anyone has any Phillies they don't want, talk to me
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