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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Doing the lords work.

this is also kinda neat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRcLPkH3ksY

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/yifStTx.mp4

Using a sewage truck to put out a BMW car fire...

:allears:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Olympic Mathlete posted:

The twitter account that posts them is forever full of replies that redditors are dumb with no taste for posting awesome poo poo in the wrong forum. It's not a car person reddit for sure, they've posted fully sorted track cars and such on it, they're clueless.

Thats why it's called reddit and not understandit

Edit for content:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_IoR6nm4dU
Pity it cuts off

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Oct 18, 2020

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I still have no idea how people with cars that low actually drive. One of my cars is 11cm off the deck and it's a loving pain in the arse to get about in. I beached it getting out of Red Rooster a few weeks ago :(

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Applebees Appetizer posted:

The truck mirrors are stupid otherwise this is good

Aussies did it with the Ford Falcon XY 4x4

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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You Am I posted:

I was wondering if this should go into the Dashcam thread or here, but I think the ending to this video makes it an awesome car poo poo thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZiBGMqy3-U

Thats some prime Schaden!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Holy poo poo!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


madeintaipei posted:

It's VW. They'd just come to your house, jam a sausage up your butt, and charge $80/hr. for the privilege.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I don't see a reason to pay more than $40/hr for an arschwurst job.

The things I read when test fitting my lederhosen for Oktoberfest...

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


An insane build:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G-GvZdCSvk
At least they didn't ruin a real Supra

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 11:46 on Oct 27, 2020

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BuckyDoneGun posted:

I know plenty of places let you register almost anything with wheels, lights and indicators, but as an example, in NZ’s most recent round of changes to LVVTA (Low Volume Vehicle Technical Association) rules have some interesting changes around structural modifications. Any vehicle under 14 years old may NOT modify any part of the front crash structure. In practice, this means no aftermarket front mount intercoolers and definitely no drilling holes for piping. Over 14 years, you’re allowed “minimal trimming” to allow piping, but if you drilled a whole 3 or 4 inch hole, you’re probably not getting that street registered.

If you could get an engineer to sign off proving your mods don’t affect the original crash performance you’d be OK, but about the only way you’re doing that is by doing your own crash testing. No certifying engineer is putting their career on the line for a front mount.

I thought NZ was the land of freedom to modify? As for Oz I see some crazy good stuff outta NSW but they also need to get roadworthied every year so you know you are getting at least a certain level of quality on anything second hand. Buying something second hand in QLD is a crapshoot especially if no roady is given at time of sale. Cars can get theoretically get safety checked ONCE (at time of initial dealer brand new) then live as a one owner car for 20 years with no maintenance and roll on the roads daily.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule




That indeed was hard to read. So I thought I'd click on a video embedded in the article to see if my dumb brain can figure it. Oh crap it's a Shmee video...I really don't feel like being irritated today.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


cakesmith handyman posted:

Yeah if they're confident in their car just loving run it again with independent observers, GPS techs etc. There's no other way they get out of this without looking shady now.

Exactly.

How's FChat going with the alleged owner who was posting about the run a few days ago?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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EDIT: Wrong thread

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Olympic Mathlete posted:

BAC Mono owns anyway but this livery is actually by the same dude from the legendary Designers Republic design house that did all the work for the Wipeout games on the Playstation all those years ago. Still such clean, iconic, timeless design.

https://twitter.com/discovermono/status/1324652933036859398?s=20

https://twitter.com/discovermono/status/1324653963820630023?s=20

Man I would love to have that sort of livery on a car. Maybe the next Sera I get for lulz

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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Wistful of Dollars posted:

I've never heard a torpedo so until I'm proven wrong I'm just assuming all you hear when one goes by is 'Venga Bus'

And just before detonation "We Like to Party! BOOM"

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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Serperoth posted:

Wrong Vengabus song, you're looking for "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM / I want you in my room"

There is no wrong Venga Boys song.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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Olympic Mathlete posted:

I'll say it again, the only interesting Audis these days are the estates.

https://twitter.com/autocar/status/1326497156971245570?s=20

I haven't liked an Audi since the B5 shape. But those wheels and livery scream Carmageddon reboot so :getin:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


MrYenko posted:

All I hear is Fear Factory. All I smell is blood. All I desire is destruction.

:black101:

gently caress yeah!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyWFX0FPhOA

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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Erulisse posted:

Tuning and mods exists for this very reason ;)


Nostalgic tears!

Those who are about to die, we salute you!

gently caress I loved that game (and Fear Factory). 2nd place would be Interstate 76 or Full Throttle.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


^ Above people are

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Erulisse posted:

Hell yeah, Fear Factory! Later Test Drive 5 and it's glorious OST cemented these in my memory
Sadly never played '76 but played the hell out of '82. Well it's no better time than now I guess :getin:


:O

And lol '82 brought back Fear Factory with their cover of Gary Numans' 'Cars!'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpF5j1OG8fI

EDIT: RIP FF thanks to Burton and Dinos beef (heck isn't it EVERYONE vs Burton?)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Literally one of my lottery wishes.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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slothrop posted:

2. Staying the the hills high above Sorrento and having my morning coffee while hearing someone absolutely flogging a tuned car up the mountain road. There was a house we passed on the way there that had a couple of rally prepped 90's hatchbacks out the front so I can only imagine it was them.

That is one of those houses you want to knock on the door of.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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MetaJew posted:

Burning a little oil is natural

As I joked many moons ago 'Even if BMW made an electric car it would still leak oil'

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I don't know where to post this so have a 1GP vehicle:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ArtisticLastChupacabra-mobile.mp4

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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Try-hard or not, that is a loving beautiful build. I want it. And I have saved searches now setup...

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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mobby_6kl posted:

Were we really stupid enough in the 90s-2000s to think we can improve the RX-7?

Yes... The RX-8

It's their special brother ala R34 and R35

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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BlackMK4 posted:

shots fired :lol:

I meant that like the R34 is good and R35 meh, like RX-7 is good and RX-8 meh

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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Finger Prince posted:

Only in this analogy the R35 is the Infiniti G35.

Yes. I am drunk. Again.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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As Nero Danced posted:

I remember when I discovered the G35 was the skyline in Japan, I couldn't help but feel a bit disappointed. And I really like the G35, but compared to the R34? Hell no.

Hell, '90s Japanese sports cars are in a league of their own, nothing could follow those up.

e: Mother of god


As a Wagon guy - thats a bucketlist car.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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Darchangel posted:

I own 5. Am I cool? Or do they have to run?

I was more worried about those RX7s than you in the fires to be honest. :(

My mum was cool and had an SLR5000 in Orange when I was a kid. Now she has some boring rear end Mercedes Benzs, her excuse for getting rid of the NSX and Afla was that they was getting expensive to service... FML

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Dec 1, 2020

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Oh so we have backup RX7 guys? Neato!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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I may have acquired some files...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m_wHOgA1Lo

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3006071

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 13:02 on Dec 2, 2020

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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Darchangel posted:

I have those files myself. Still waiting on my Kickstarted 3D printer, though.

Oh, what printer?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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mobby_6kl posted:

Awesome! Haven't printed anything in a while so I'll give it a go.

I tried to print out a Torsen diff a while ago but gave up about halfway through, hopefully this time it goes better.

What I really need is to find a friend who owns a CNC. Then 3rd shift that loving thing

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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Bape Culture posted:

Yeah because no oem car is actually good

Thread Title?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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Does it come with a Tyre Iron?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Olympic Mathlete posted:

Volvo are known for occasionally stacking cars to show how strong they are...







They even added more weight by virtue of the stacking material. Some would say it spreads the weight more, but dude! they added more! (I do have an unnatural hatred for Ovlovs though)

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

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People calling the LFA terrible need their profile linked in the terrible thread.

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