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AB posted:Please tell me he got relieved for that. Promotion for meritoriously standing fast in the face of imminent threat and an orderly retreat when ordered to do so.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2012 19:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 22:41 |
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I love how most of that protective clothing doesn't even waste time burning. It just loving explodes.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2014 03:32 |
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What is the nastiest place people have bumped uglies during training that everyone knows of? Best I got is between two dumpsters in the dumpster stall behind an AAFES gas station. Probably tame in comparison to what someone has seen, but it was pretty trashy between those dumpsters.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 03:04 |
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Looking forward to all the freaking out about gay sham marriages to get out of the barracks and the absolute lack of awareness it will show about all the hetero sham marriages to get out of the barracks.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 16:52 |
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Cojawfee posted:I had to go to an enlisted call today and some dipshit linguist was all "uhhh, how come I don't get to go to any cool assignments?" Probably because you're a loving linguist and you picked Spanish. Guess what, San Antonio is the only place you can go. It's easier to just send someone's phone conversation straight to you instead of wasting money PCSing you. Counterpoint: Our Korean linguist in Afghanistan.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 01:47 |
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Or people who want to get out there before swarms of redneck shitheads gently caress everything up while being as likely to shoot at you as the deer. Not as likely to be launching arrows at something too far away to positively identify.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 15:37 |
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Affi posted:I met a young mechanic in a technical battalion recently who had bought a corvette. For like 40k. I thought he was insane but apparently engines and cars are his life so whatever. The same reason people can set up these payments that they will fail spectacularly at making a year down the road is the same reason enlisted people get out of the military knowing zero point dick about finances. It is entirely possible, and extremely easy, to have no bills at all of your own besides what you choose to have. Housing, food, medical care, all taken care of by the greatest socialist enterprise the United States offers.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2015 00:21 |
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Soulex posted:And bragging about 40% disability is like bragging that you own this: Why because you don't have higher or what? Disability and GI Bill rule, milk that poo poo unless you want to end up a subject of this thread.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 21:57 |
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joat mon posted:No charges or court-martial, just discharged. I guess the US equivalent world be a "good of the service" discharge. Oh come on now, your discussing the American military. He'd only get that if he was an officer. Enlisted would get E1, loss of benefits, dishonorable and avoid Leavenworth if he got on someone's good side or there was a bigger story in the media at the time to distract the public's goldfish memory.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2015 13:53 |
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At some point in this person's life they decided a bipod for a pistol was a good thing. How do you get to that point and not realize how irredeemably stupid you are?
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 18:03 |
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Fart Sandwiches posted:I had to look it up but lol she retired a few years ago as an O6 and then got a job at that same command she ruined as a civilian with the title Executive Director. That just wouldn't be fair. Everyone (like me) deserves another chance (at a cushy, bullshit job). *dishonorably discharges someone for weed on block leave*
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 21:59 |
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Casimir Radon posted:No point in piling on the condemnation of stupid opinions about hazing, not much to say that hasn't already been said. I'd say the idiots in these situations (because there are many times this kind of thing happens) are not strictly limited to just the guys doing this. I'd extend it to the arms room and whoever was training them. The arms room for being inconceivably lovely, nit-picky mother fuckers about the dumbest bullshit imaginable in the military but only at certain times and with certain people, then whoever trained them for treating 'clean your weapon' as something you tell people under you to do for half a day because you hosed up the schedule instead of an activity you have to take seriously and spend time to educate people on. So there's idiots all around every time something like this happens.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 20:26 |
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I had some weird ear infection thing that gave me tinnitus for a few days. If I had to live with that I think it would be damaging to my sanity. No idea how you tolerate it but I'm so, so glad it made me into "that guy" about wearing ear plugs in the back of a truck if it got too loud or every time I went on the flight line. I know of at least a few idiots I worked with that have got to be hosed. Get done on the range with no plugs, then blast their music in their 20% APR heap of poo poo on the way to work. Got to work with a shredder for awhile that took serious ear protection because it was a shredder for hard drives. Just drop a whole hard drive in and little pieces come out. No ear plugs for the one winner I worked with. Wouldn't be in the least surprised to hear he's learning sign language now.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 18:33 |
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Casimir Radon posted:The chance to gently caress up some rear end in a top hat's career might make it worth it to me. Man if I were IG this is what would get me out of bed in the morning with a smile on my face, the chance to destroy a noble's career would be great.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 21:59 |
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Memento posted:Just read the whole thread - a hell of a ride. Give those shitheads what they deserve McNally. My question is, how much cleaning were the low ranks forced to do while knowing full well it was a total loss anyway? That's always been my experience.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 17:33 |
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Godholio posted:HDI and I had the sitcom conversation a while ago, actually. But the further you go, the more depressing the show gets. I don't know how the MASH writers came up with so many zany fixes for their problems. So many people think I'm bullshitting them when I say Catch 22 was a written documentary, not a work of fiction. I, personally, was the guy marching around Bagram in formation in the middle of a warzone. He wasn't making that poo poo up, and it was for the exact same reasons as in the book. Some officer wanted a pretty picture and a bullet on his ORB.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 18:05 |
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Internet Wizard posted:
loving enlisted just don't get it. Some paint got a little wet who cares? Get back in your barracks and so help me god if I find a spot on your mirror or a single piece of trash in your trash can the next time I have you stand in formation at 5AM you'll have 48 hours of extra duty at the barracks CQ desk this weekend.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 17:10 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 22:41 |
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Aranan posted:I watched some E4 jump into the middle of a conversation between a retired MSG and an FSE just to correct their grammar.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 05:24 |