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vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i hear the hazing at 8th and i involves edge dressing and puckered anuses

nobody knows whats edge dressing is

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vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

:catstare: are you loving serious?

like...other than marines. who the gently caress uses edge dressing?

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Naked Bear posted:

Anyone with black dress-up shoes, especially when it's part of a uniform. :confused: The little... edge of the soles or whatever always has some tiny little pattern in it that loves to attract dust and dirt that becomes impossible to get out. Once you manage to wipe off or rinse out everything you can, you run your edge dressing squirty sponge bottle around it to cover up the wear and tear and remaining dust to make it look good as new. Otherwise, you wind up with shoes that are totally black except for the ring of less black / gray around them.

e: definitely not a marine lol

i know what edge dressing is and its purpose. i just never used it after bootcamp and assumed it was dumb bootcamp poo poo like calling windows portholes and marching.

edit:


you missed the real purpose of edge dressing: hazing. i finally get the edge dressed anuses joke.

vains fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Mar 4, 2017

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

at the date posted:

google search: 'edge dressing and anus'

'edge dressing' AND 'anus'

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Internet Wizard posted:

Dude posted about seeing the light and realizing how creepy bronies were like 4 years ago and sad-brains shim is still stumbling around and using whatever he can to harass him :allears:

suck one dick and you're a cocksucker for life.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Booblord Zagats posted:

Meth heads love knives, Harley Davidson poo poo and milsurp things they think make them look scary, what for robbing pot heads

meth heads really just love meth. they dont suck dick to buy sweet harley davidson bandanas.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

dominos stepped the gently caress up in the last few years bro

he lives in nyc. so...dominos is barely pizza in comparison.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
were your supplements steroids cause putting on 50lbs in 6mos is pretty outrageous otherwise.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

congrats retard, you did it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y0a_YwSiTM&t=22s

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
that seems llike a really low number. i used to black out 2 times a week and i only mildly hosed my life from alcohol. if two in your life is the standard then i should be sucking dick and stealing copper for money.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Casimir Radon posted:

Post some more.

mine your own dank memes

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
the solo poo poo is sometimes sold to participants as an audition. jerkoff on camera today and you'll get to gently caress a real live woman next tuesday.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
whatever hustler called the amateur mail in section was always the worst part. i still jacked off to the pics but i was also jerking off to maxim and memories.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

whole bunch of razor burned vulvas. thats the part that put me off.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
lol

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Soulex posted:

Yup. Had another where I couldn’t fit at all and no amount of trying would work. She was fun. We had sex while I was driving. Her brother tried to kick my rear end for something, I honestly forget what. So every time I dropped her off, I’d have to either do it by the Street so he wouldn’t try to open my doors or just lock them right away.

See this is another reason I don’t want to write the book because everyone is gonna call bullshit, and what, how do I prove that I had sex driving down HWY 85 like 15 years ago?

the name of the man?

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

lightpole posted:

If you really want to know turn off your monitor

i have lightpole tattooed on my forehead and my bangs are brushed to the side.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

my kinda ape posted:

Enjoy having poo poo all over your balls/pussy I guess lol

he wipes outward like a true gentleman.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Zeris posted:

Shouldn’t it be a line of poop rather than a series of dots

he is clenching and releasing in perfect time with the movement of his arms to avoid tearing the tp.

occams razor

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Thump! posted:

Someone set off the fire alarm in our barracks yesterday because they were vaping fat clouds in their room. Our brand new First Sergeant was pissed, but that’s about it :/

lets all remember that thump is the guy that was an reservist amtrak mechanic, got out, and then joined the army(ng?) to be a cav scout.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
alaska is probably cool to visit

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

not caring here posted:

Hahahaha, oh my god you got F'd in the A

no hes loving himself in the rear end. like suction cup dildo in the shower just going to town on himself

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Wasabi the J posted:

Hang with all nobles.

No gently caress that. First of all I bet he wasn't cool with anybody that wasn't in his loving ole boys club. Second of all, still gross.

idk man. he may have or have not been a scumbbag but hes got oak leaves on his dsc, 10 silver stars and 8 purple hearts.

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vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

DoktorLoken posted:

The article I saw said Bad Conduct. Dude got off light.

he hasn't been convicted of anything because they just started the investigation last week.

https://www.propublica.org/article/marines-open-investigation-into-active-duty-white-supremacist

to get a bcd, you need at least a special court martial to be convened. if he has already been discharged, then it was administratively.

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