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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
*boop*

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
A bit of local news.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Creepy Goat posted:

So this happened down the street from me. Best Man Sean :argh:


the guy chained to the pole then went into a diabetic hypo and ambulances were called whilst he was still chained naked to a pole and he was rushed to hospital

A similar thing happened to a friend of a friend in Prague. The rest of the stag party went to a bar and left him outside, chained up naked to a lamp post, he was then raped by a hobo... the wedding was cancelled.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Nov 26, 2004

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SynthOrange posted:

One of my former lecturers is making note of terrible license plates from Australia.



Here's one I saw in Sydney a few years ago:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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No Ainsley?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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syscall girl posted:

Route (as in the song Get Your Kicks on Route 66) is pronounced 'root' in much of the US as well.



Have some red hot chili peppers (sans socks) as pics for the pics gods.

Bell peppers.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Vanderdeath posted:

I still want this wallet more than anything else in my life.

Are you sure?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Phlegmish posted:

I don't think anyone in Europe associates Twix, M&M's or Snickers with the United States. Marshmallow fluff and beef jerky, yeah, that's not very common here.

Those are types of Twix, Snickers and M&Ms we don't normally get over here, peanut butter flavour etc...

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.


"Volume 1" You gotta love their optimism.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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"Ahhh! I get it, it's OK if its spelled with an "A". My Boy at Home will be thrilled when I call him that!"

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Same logic for passing funds between factions on WoW.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
The Latvian movie poster for Russell Crowe's new film.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
I think it's a vector someone has drawn over the top of a screen capture.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
A genuine British attempt:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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OK Some Butt Stuff posted:

The UK's national food is eggs?

Probably more work safe than finding somewhere to stuff a battered fish on a naked model.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Ninja Gamer posted:

A couple decades ago, my parents knew somebody who was a photographer for the Weekly World News and he asked them if they would be interested in doing photo shoot for an up coming story. My dad wasn't interested so we had another friend stand in for him. My brother was closer in age to the kid in the story, so his photo was used instead of mine.

http://books.google.com/books?id=zvEDAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PA19&dq=%22teddy%20bear%22%20grave&pg=PA19#v=onepage&q&f=false

__________/

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Male Man posted:

It's way above the maximum size.

Correct size.


:korgan:

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Berbil Snatch posted:

OK, I give up. What is that?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
It's free real estate.




via http://www.mikeholmesdraws.com/tagged/Mikenesses

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

stubblyhead posted:

There's actually really good reason for it too, as a plane crash in the 70s was due to a fire started by a cigarette in the bathroom. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varig_Flight_820



I never understood why Americans and Canadians have their mail delivered to little boxes in their gardens its like they're just asking for poo poo like that to happen.


V Fixed it for you.

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Pile of Kittens posted:

I was extremely pleased when they came out with the term "aioli" to make hipsters eat more mayo.

Aioli is not mayonnaise. :colbert:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Ransack posted:

Baberaham Lincoln?

:thejoke:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Good job this doesn't come in Giant sizes

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

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pigdog posted:

DAY I GOT AM COOKIE

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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My hometown...

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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sipdre-nma, sipdre-nma, dose wahtevre a sipdre cna

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Eat This Glob posted:

That's RMB, most likely. That's like $2.



I couldn't help myself...

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

'It's free real estate" must be on page 2 or 3.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Just for clarification, incase America gets another one wrong, it's pronounced prick not praick.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here is a photo of a man doing a handstand on a cat.



I'm here to ruin your picture.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Anybody know who this is? :fap:

I'd also like to know... For research purposes. :heysexy:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Centripetal Horse posted:

Is... Is that Zappachrist?

I think it's David Mitchell.

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

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KozmoNaut posted:

I need a pair of these:



There's a snake in my boots!

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