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leidend posted:"Buy gas a day early to teach those darn oil companies a lesson" day is back This looks like it's been printed, scanned and reprinted about a dozen times before reaching your Facebook feed.
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Previa_fun posted:I have a friend who is a local musician who always posts horrible hippie anti-intellectual poo poo like how bad GMOs are and how big pharma is out to brainwash us all and poo poo like this: Cancer? Probs good.
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Apr 14, 2013 01:30
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TheWorstAtWords posted:This one's from my university confessions page. I've no idea how serious this person's being. Are they using fake accounts or do they realize that their real name is being attached to this stuff?
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May 1, 2013 02:03
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Reminds me of a childhood friend who tried to convince everyone that "kamehameha" was japanese for "Devil give me power."
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May 3, 2013 18:29
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Black_Plague22 posted:A continuation of my last post. Wasn't this posted a few pages ago, like, word for word on the original post? Either this is the lowest of low effort shares (I rather it was a screenshot taken by a cellphone taken by another cellphone) or people are loving with you guys actively now.
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May 8, 2013 10:45
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What's with the two red bar avatars?
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May 9, 2013 05:53
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Behold! A Elk! posted:From my cousin. I'm pretty sure he just scooped out oatmeal.
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May 13, 2013 18:30
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May 14, 2013 05:45
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Wow, just. Woah. The producer should have just cut all of the "suspenseful" music out because that would have made it even worse.
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May 14, 2013 20:42
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Highbrow Slick posted:Amy's baking company is having a "grand re-opening" and will allegedly use some of the proceeds to raise awareness of cyber-bullying, which is a laugh. You can see the details on their Facebook. They are still maintaining that paying servers $8-14 an hour (while confiscating tips) is is highly generous of them, while ignoring once again that the practice is against the law. Since they only have one server, i wonder how they get away with saying 8 to 14 dollars an hour... So, how are they in business if confiscating tips is against the law? Has no one thought of reporting them? It's not that hard when you can just point at the Kitchen Nightmares episode where they straight out admit it. Hell, what the gently caress is Ramsay and the people working on Kitchen Nightmares doing if they didn't do that themselves? Edit: I just checked Facebook. I don't go on that often since I have nothing to really talk about, but someone I knew from High School posted a fake link about Eminem being stabbed. It links to a video and going by the comments the video shows a guys head getting chopped off. And the thumbnail is a picture of a man in the hospital showing his eviscerated back, so that's always nice. Ularg has a new favorite as of 07:32 on May 16, 2013 |
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May 16, 2013 07:19
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GOMEN SENPAI! I'd pay to see a reality tv show of drunk otakus.
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May 19, 2013 09:06
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Pew! Pew! posted:Checking facebook. Well you should at least tell him to stop rubbing pizza all over his skin like lotion. 
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May 27, 2013 10:47
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:From gently caress the poor! To gently caress everyone but landowners! I don't think there is a better phrase from this thread than "My girl friend had her's daughter identity stolen by 5 different illegal immigrants. Screw it. Send them back!"
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May 27, 2013 21:21
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I had someone link a story on Facebook with the text "Have not Snoped this and I care not too, nor do I want verification. This is story worth noting."
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May 29, 2013 16:00
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Previa_fun posted:Not even paid versions. A shameful Facebook "artist." I'm more worried about the people who buy the full versions of Instagram. Jerry Manderbilt posted:So George Takei makes a post about the Confederate flag, and it gets a honeypot of Confederate apologists and other shitheels: I hate that "Tolerance is a two-way street" crap. "I can hate on gays and blacks all I want but you can't hate on me!" I'm not sure if the baby picture hurts or helps.
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Jun 1, 2013 20:40
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Khazar-khum posted:The vast majority of the people I've encountered with a Confederate flag somewhere on their body/car/house etc want you to think they're a 'rebel'. My sister has one and I'm not really sure why. She keeps saying "heritage" and to my knowledge she isn't racist so I dunno.
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Jun 1, 2013 23:42
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OldMemes posted:
I want to mentally replace this with "Making everyone watch a BRONY documentary in the staff room  " But I can't, he's just so awesome I can't think of it like that.
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Jun 2, 2013 17:47
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kannonfodder posted:At least the Bush hate wasn't thinly veiled racism. thinly?
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Jun 3, 2013 04:24
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Dominoes posted:I don't know any of them; public post. A Marine sneezed and he didn't say "Bless You." IMPEACH OUR [racial-fueled insult] PRESIDENT! 
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Jun 3, 2013 17:40
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Your kid wants his hot wheels? Well he can get a job.  Oh what's that? He earns allowance? Does he pay his taxes? Would be a shame if we had to jail him for tax evasion.
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Jun 4, 2013 17:02
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Amused to Death posted:Really Ayn Rand is a terrible author. I mean there has to be authors with just a lovely philosophy who can actually write. The best thing to do is recommend Ayn Rand, then after someone has tortured themselves with it, tell them about how Rand basically backpedaled on her philosophy when old when she needed Medicare and Social Security to like, live. So libertarians are just showing off signs of stockholm syndrome after reading through Atlas Shrugged? It all makes sense now.
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Jun 11, 2013 22:20
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I Before E posted:"make you tap?" I can't think of any submission holds you could conceivably put someone in during sex. Maybe a sleeper hold, but other than that... The "sleeper hold" here is just regular intercourse for him.
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Jun 12, 2013 03:39
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I love the addition of "THEY PUT ABORTED FETUS IN THE VACCINE" like they have a stock of that stuff somewhere and has had a stock of it for a long time. I would also worry about telling them how blood donating and blood transfusions work. "You won't put someone elses blood in my baby!"
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Jun 12, 2013 20:34
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I'd just opt in for calling them bioterrorists then since they are putting both their kids and everyone their kids comes in contact with in danger.
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Jun 13, 2013 11:16
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It didn't take a women to make this person miss out on "Educavtions."
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Jun 17, 2013 04:19
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It's because the Conservatives that agree with the show don't realize how loving crazy and funny their views are.
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Jun 17, 2013 20:09
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I love the attention to detail... "strangled with her own pantyhose" Where can one buy such a shirt? (please don't answer that)
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Jun 23, 2013 05:39
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I don't understand the need to be randomly disgusting. I get the cursing here and there but we don't want to see pictures on our feed with "ANUS" in big bold letters. Edit: I am grateful that everyone I have on my Facebook is pretty awesome. Some of them post tax-related memes or ecards or whatever but that isn't all they are and the rest they make up for it. There is one person... however.  There's more, oh boy there's more. Ularg has a new favorite as of 04:40 on Jun 24, 2013 |
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Jun 24, 2013 04:29
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trapped mouse posted:"this was made just for u bro" I'd feel like a jerk if I said anything, even if a lot of the posts fit the "Why won't girls date me I'm such a nice guy" but without being a lovely person as far as I know. But there's always that one comment to everyone one of those posts. "I know why girls won't date me! Because they are witches and they can't mingle with muggles." Someone: "No, it's because you post statuses like that" Clustard posted:
Jim the wacky anarchist?
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Jun 24, 2013 06:57
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Grem posted:Restaurants in Japan don't do tips, at all. You'll get money thrown back at you if you try. Makes sense a sushi place wouldn't take tips. I don't remember if I saw any chance to tip sushi resturants when I was in NYC. But I still see a tip section on the receipt I sign whenever I'm ordering to go.
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Jun 25, 2013 05:08
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That's my story and I'm sticking to it!  Sagebrush posted:Dude has already erased it, but a guy on my Facebook posted "I don't know why all women are only attracted to financial success." So you're Facbeook friends with Permabanned? I'm so sorry. Shannonmcn posted:I got a boost in the amount of pro-life poo poo showing up on my feed, probably because of SB5. The only thing that's unfathomable is why someone would put those words together in that order on that image.
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Jun 27, 2013 01:58
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Rollersnake posted:Well, this should be interesting. Did they gently caress up with the words? Like another poster said it sounds like they are taunting same-sex couples inability to get married. Tatum Girlparts posted:I just realized there's two people with the straight pride logo in that picture, I thought it was one guy getting insanely incoherent as well as bigoted. Two men with the straight pride logo, covering each others backs. Can't get any hotter than this.
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Jun 27, 2013 08:28
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I once found an uncensored Tool album there. It was a good day.
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Jun 30, 2013 15:51
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Teatime Prize posted:
Just look at all of the benefits of depression: Just look at 'em!
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Jul 3, 2013 09:55
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scorpiobean posted:What do you think happened to the other 1716 fedora guys? Is this a sort of Highlander thing?
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Jul 6, 2013 02:59
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Wizard of Smart posted:See, they're men, so of course they have horrible opinions. I thought you'd figure this out by now.
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Jul 6, 2013 07:26
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I don't know about laughing. I'd be screaming for hours.
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Jul 8, 2013 13:12
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SuccinctAndPunchy posted:I wish I could take credit for being that witty. Alas, no. Sadly, the joke kind of loses its punch if you're not privy to the reference, it's a joke based around a fairly silly indie game known as Facade. I was having a good laugh at this thread and then I read this. Damnit dude. ...yeah link the videos. (Unless it's stupid easy to see his real name from it)
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Jul 9, 2013 00:10
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SuccinctAndPunchy posted:It's incredibly easy to backtrace to his Facebook and thus his real identity from his YouTube channel. And if he ever finds out I'm making fun of him without his knowledge, whatever little self-esteem he has may crack. That's what I'd figure. I have my real name on my Youtube account and give absolutely 0 shits. Yeah don't post his videos.
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League of Legends is casual, but DOTA is the true gamer game. I wonder what part of the brain you have to neglect or cut out to make someone talk like that. "Oh a feminist I see, good luck fertilizing your eggs  "I don't think either of those smilies begin to describe the face this guy must have.
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