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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
op whats your workflow like

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
rewriting code is so much easier than trying to figure out what the gently caress someone else was doing the first time like 80% of the time


...drupal :smithicide:

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
programming is like one of the most well documented practices in human history, i'm no loving genius and i'm not a good programmer but figuring poo poo out isn't hard

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
i wish i had enough programming knowledge to dig really deep into like assembly it seems like the closer you get to raw silicon the closer you are to pure math/physics/enlightenment :lsd:

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

thanks i'll give it a try :tipshat:

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Knuc If U Buck posted:

How do I get a big tall av like this?

drink your milk and eat your veggies

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

chumpchous posted:

i dunno when i was doing manual labor i was so tired all the time the only thing i could stress about was my job. now i have tons of surpluss energy but no surplus motivation and my job isn't that stressful so instead i stress about how generally unhappy + unhealthy + terrible my life is.

lift weights

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Cold on a Cob posted:

barf and poop keytar

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

brb programming shart and dryheave oboe

lol

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
what's a p-lang? a language that starts with 'p'?

why is javascript terrible?

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Plastic Snake posted:

welcome to yospos

:tipshat:

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Jerry SanDisky posted:

Lots, usually on the same monitor

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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prefect posted:

i'm not sure exactly why this weirds me out, but it does

yeah same, makes my brain itch

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
is there like... a guide to building an arbitrary precision arithmetic library in c/c++? i've been using infint but i kind of want to do it myself ~for the experience~

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Share Bear posted:

i make apps* for a living

*appetizers


bonus comedy points: i cannot edit the source or have it run locally, i am doing it live, and firefox's and chrome's debugger doesn't allow in place editing (chrome does have live JS editing, but that also does not really work)

how are you hooking the element that you're injecting HTML into?

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Share Bear posted:

the bug i reported is a big deal lol gently caress all yall someone else do my work

wait, is this related to the earlier JavaScript thing?

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

bumping this thread so some idiot knows where it is

i'm the idiot

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

LARD LORD posted:

i'm the idiot

i switched to writing the matasano crypto challenges, the first one was okay, second is a little slower going

probably some really hideous stuff going on here http://pastebin.com/asRmBHSS

Moist von Lipwig fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jun 27, 2014

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
well the idea is that the first few problems are library building busy work and then you get into hard stuff later, I'm finding it good practice since I've never written anything below JavaScript before

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
i'm just going based on bjarne stroustrup's book :ohdear:

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:

i use postincrement always because imo it looks nicer and if you care about the ordering of side effects or the compiler can't optimize properly because of your side effects then gently caress YOU gently caress YOU gently caress YOU

i prefer i++, is it just as valid? i'm just trying to make nice looking code and follow the rules

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:

it maps the fold monad over ipv6 addresses. the operator for ipv4 is |.<>.|

what the gently caress

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Dessert Rose posted:

reminder that in the end we edit text files for ridiculous amounts of money and that sure as gently caress beats nailing physical things together

it wouldnt if people who nailed poo poo together got paid what they deserve

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
im actually preferring c++ to python and im pretty sure that indicates deep mental illness from what ive read

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
what is the advantage of Haskell, if any??

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:

i'm going with b but the team has reached consensus that i'm the sme on this pile of poo poo. more like no one else will admit to knowledge of php or js. the next person is overwhelmingly likely to be me, or me walking someone through making the changes they need

the problem is by now it's an iceberg page where 90% of the elements are display: none and just about every time a user clicks some JS runs and alters the set of visible elements

surely there's a better way

tear it down, inline CSS means someone has failed catastrophically at some point and the whole thing needs to be trashed

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
anyone done the MIT open courseware CS courses? i'm thinking of just starting at the first course and working my way through since i've never had a lot a lot of formal CS education and its starting to show as i tackle bigger projects.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
sounds like a good way to kill u r self

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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Bloody posted:

yeah lemme just implement a fuckin uart rx in software *faaaarrtz*

wish u felt teh same way about implementing posts

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Luigi Thirty posted:

do you have stackoverflow set to go to Goatse in the computer's hosts file

holy poo poo

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Bloody posted:

Your interview is a piece of poo poo

Your Employee Selection Process Is Surely poo poo

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

qntm posted:

what's drum memory and how does that assumption change anything that you'd do

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/story-of-mel.html

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

duTrieux. posted:

i have very conflicted feelings about mao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKbEaZ-Jnws

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
my favourite mao thing

quote:

Jonathan Mirsky wrote in The Spectator, “ His consumption of young women, while he was married to Jiang Qing, one of the Gang of Four, was notorious, and became more so after the publication in 1994 of The Private Life of Chairman Mao, by Li Zhisui, Mao’s doctor. For years Dr Li listened to Mao boasting about his sexual practices and prowess; he also treated the Great Helmsman for various venereal diseases. He continued, against Dr Li’s advice, to sleep with his numerous young partners, some of whom were described as his nurses. Although at least one became pregnant, Dr Li knew that Mao was infertile; he never revealed this to his patient.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Valeyard posted:

is there any other language that is equivalent to this. i mean you can understand and use jQuery without having to know how to use javascript in general or its syntax. which is kinda weird

C and C++ :unsmigghh:

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Valeyard posted:

git the gently caress outta here lol

a post well signed

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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rotor posted:

I'd say it was on par

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
contract-to-hire is loving bullshit because legally contractors set their own hours but lmfao if you think these places allow that

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i can only speak for myself, but this doesn't bother me

as a contractor, i'll work as many hours as you want. literally around the clock if that's what suits you. i've done more than 24 hours in a single shift many times, because the customer demanded it.

and i billed for every hour

it's funny how rigid a 9-6 schedule gets when booking that 5:30pm meeting is gonna cost extra

i was referring to salaried contract, not hourly

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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rotor posted:

buttbot is the only worthwhile software ever written

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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fidel sarcastro posted:

they pulled this thing into the core: http://phpdbg.com/docs/getting-started

but since it's only in 5.6, for me debugging still means

:eyepop:

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