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Sep 15, 2013 03:07
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Nov 23, 2013 05:38
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Not that anyone cares, but Darill "titties" Schoonover is fighting some guy tonight in MFC. I need to rewatch TUF Heavyweights.
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Jan 18, 2014 04:16
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gunblade posted:A few more shots from the Cyborg fight here: Thanks. I like the little front kick and spinning back kick that dropped her even better than the knee.
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Mar 29, 2014 13:33
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coconono posted:Wasn't it Burk that got the secret service called on him? Or am I thinking of another UFC-WSOF guy? Jacob Volkmann did.
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Apr 4, 2014 15:10
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Lid posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cE7fxWV2gE Is there no award for Horrible Mismatch Ending Predictably?
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Apr 10, 2014 02:02
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Agent Tough Juice posted:Sooo I have a feeling this must be being discussed in one of the other threads, but holy poo poo this is horrifying: What kind of pathetic excuse for a ring doc watches that happen and doesn't stop the fight? The first thing I think of seeing that in combat sports is epidural/subdural hematoma or whatever those are called. Dude shoulda been in a hospital for evaluation immediately. That is hosed up.
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Apr 13, 2014 02:45
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I completely forgot it was happening, so in case anyone else here is like me: reminder that ONE FC has a card tomorrow. Featuring such luminaries as Roger Huerta, James McSweeney, and Jadamba Narantungalag (who, for the first time in his career, doesn't have the hardest-to-spell name on the card; that honor goes to Dejdamrong Sor Amnuaysirichoke). There is also an Askren fight, and the main event is Aoki vs. Kamal "Varner Vasectomy" Shalorus. Full card here. Should be fun. $10 iPPV @ onefc.livesport.tv, starts 6PM ET Friday.
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Aug 28, 2014 18:16
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Seltzer posted:Is it really at 6? Where are they holding this. Dubai. I'm just going by the countdown on onefc.com 
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Aug 28, 2014 18:24
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Yuriy posted:I really don't think this is at 6 PM EDT because that'd be 1 AM Dubai time, it'd make more sense for it to be 6 PM Dubai time and thus 11 AM EST. The countdown on their website says it starts ~20 hours from now, but it could well be wrong. If anybody finds out for sure, please post the time here. E: The streaming website says 15:00 GMT which I guess is 11AM EDT? The countdown on the main website doesn't make any sense then but whatevs E2: according MMAjunkie it starts at 7AM EDT and Sherdog says 10AM?? I can't keep all these time zones in my head at once. Somebody just post here when it starts please. Wise Learned Man fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Aug 29, 2014 |
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Aug 29, 2014 03:07
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Thanks Yuriy. Lenne's voice sounds a little rough tonight.
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Aug 29, 2014 16:39
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Forgot Bellator was starting up again. Are we getting a new thread for the season? I thought they were ending weekly shows under Coker, or are they just doing away with tournaments? Also, holy crap, the Barn Cat is back after a five-year layoff.
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Sep 5, 2014 03:15
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willie_dee posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9T-EhRv6Ko Sorta. See Aleks/Bengtsson. It's almost as fake/funny as that one.
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Sep 14, 2014 05:13
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LobsterMobster posted:Chris "Huggy Bear" Barnett is my new favorite supperweight Amazing. Worth the click for the celebration alone.
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Oct 17, 2014 05:43
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Are there seperate prelims for Invicta somewhere? The countdown on their website ends at 8 ET but the fightpass page says the stream starts at 9. They have three fights between people with between 0 and 2 pro fights, so that seems like what they've shown for free in the past. I can't recall if they just showed everything on fightpass last time.
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Nov 1, 2014 23:48
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I couldn't make it through that. Hearing Tito speak makes me too vicariously embarrassed.
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Nov 14, 2014 02:51
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willie_dee posted:Have you tried going past a McDonalds and not ordering 3 mcmuffins, 2 mcflurries and 2 large chocolate milkshakes, putting them in a big bowl and mashing them up with a wooden spoon?!?! It's fine on cheat day and everyday is cheat day when you are injured. Has JT found any chocolate oranges on public transportation lately?
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Nov 16, 2014 09:27
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 Poor Hellboy. He should probably hang 'em up. I choose to remember him kneeing Imanari and Caol Uno and that one time he beat up Aoki.
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Nov 30, 2014 01:41
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fatherdog posted:You really don't need to read this article; the title is plenty MMA Junkie posted:“I was happy with it,” Ortiz continued. “I thought the PR I did prior, I thought (that would help) the number be at least two million.” I love that even when a journalist adds parenthetical words to try to render Tito more intelligible, it still comes out as mostly gibberish.
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Dec 25, 2014 05:15
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CroCop looks super juiced. What did he weigh in at? Also, Dana needs to start a super heavyweight division by signing Huggy Bear and a bunch of toughman-quality fat guys for him to fight.
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Dec 31, 2014 17:46
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Well, that tops Vitor/Lindland.
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Feb 15, 2015 01:07
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individual865 posted:Union MMA Pro Who does jase1 have in this? Also, is Karolina Kowalkiewicz no longer with Invicta? They have a card at the end of the month, and KK seems good and is also cute and thus marketable, so you'd think they'd have found a fight for her.
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Feb 19, 2015 22:42
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LobsterMobster posted:this happened on bellator http://gfycat.com/TerribleDescriptiveAfricanhornbill The armpit punch is what set it all up. Just like Herschel Walker v. NUDGE
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Mar 28, 2015 01:50
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Tezcatlipoca posted:Lol Dakota gave up as soon as Couture took his back. He's used to guys finishing quickly when they slip in the rear naked.
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Mar 28, 2015 02:21
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Nice.  gently caress Thiago Silva.
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Mar 29, 2015 03:02
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Anybody know what time KSW 31 is in Eastern Time? And am I gonna have to download ipla player or whatever it is to watch? I need to get my Pudz on.
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May 23, 2015 00:18
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individual865 posted:1:30 pm EST, you can order it in HD and in English for $12 at kswtv.com Excellent, thanks! 
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May 23, 2015 00:47
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I take it JT is on gear?
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Jun 11, 2015 00:08
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Thus beginneth the arMMAgeddon: Invicta, Bellator, and four UFC cards in a span of 10 days.
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Jul 9, 2015 21:51
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coconono posted:after hearing Viacom is run by a lich lord, I wouldn't be surprised they'd be willing to do business with the Russian Mafia. Yeah, liches get +3 to negotiation with bogatyrs.
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Jul 13, 2015 03:37
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Doctor Nick posted:@arielhelwani: Thiago Silva is out of WSOF 22 cause NAC wouldn't license him due to past issues, per WSOF. They are actively seeing a new opp for Kyle Well, at least I don't have to root for a double KO now.
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Jul 27, 2015 23:53
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Scott Coker owns. E: assuming that Fedor to Bellator is true Wise Learned Man fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Aug 2, 2015 |
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Aug 2, 2015 05:33
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Palhares is the pound-for-pound most compelling fighter, because something amazing/stupid/impossible happens every time he fights. Stopping mid-fight to whine about greasing, only to get KO'd when he looks at the ref? Yep. Jumping on the cage and flexing before the fight has been stopped? Check. Shredding ligaments, holding onto a sub as his opponent shrieks and taps and the ref tries desperately to pry him off? Done, and done. Then trying to hug his weeping opponent, getting confused when his affection isn't returned? Oh yeah. He's incredible. Somebody needs to make a big-budget biopic of Palhares, or at least a tell-all biography.
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Aug 2, 2015 06:21
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It seems like a good idea to give Krazy Horse lots of money with no accountability.
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Aug 16, 2015 10:26
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That is way too much fetal alcohol syndrome for one BAMMA poster.
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Sep 18, 2015 00:54
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Scott Coker knows that Wise Learned Man fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Sep 20, 2015 |
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Sep 20, 2015 05:40
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fatherdog posted:God dammit, I went into the kitchen to put pizza in the oven and missed the entire Magalhaes/Hammil fight Hey, you missed a Matt Hamill fight. Be happy.
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Oct 18, 2015 02:58
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I like the Black Shuck cameo in his chest, whose baleful eyes are played by the glowing red embers of his nipples.
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I knew the whole Japanese whaling thing was controversial, but this is way more barbaric than I was expecting.
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