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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hold up... Maybe those quotes are medicinal.

If Phish doesn't see a prescription slip, they're outta here! :ohdear:

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Mister Kingdom posted:

Work that pelvis.



...too much smiling.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put yours.

Gimme back that list for a sec.

Moneypenny.....Dreadful.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

And that talking pie was really just a talking dog!

Hi CharlieFoxtrot! Find your soul mate!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Who's playing that music? And where's all that liquor coming fom?

I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink!
And when I have to pee...I use the kitchen sink!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Oh, come on! Continue! Come on!

Aw... all right, Lou, open fire.

That's some nice work with the bag-zooka, Lou.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

VogeGandire posted:

You need to focus on the neglected food groups, such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the Chocotastic!

If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

VogeGandire posted:

This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!

:911: Center passes to wing...back to center....center holds it. Hoooooolds it. :sigh: holds it.
:mexico: CENTER PASSES TO WING! BACK TO CENTER! :derp: CENTER HOLDS IT! :siren:HOLDS IT!:siren: HOOOOOOOLDS IIIIIIIT!:supaburn:

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Drink-Mix Man posted:

That's a load of rich creamery butter.

Now butter your bacon!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Hogburto posted:

I don't understand it. There wasn't any nuclear material in that van.

:viggo: Nukular. It's pronounced....nukular.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Luigi Thirty posted:

He's talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

SEX CAULDRON? I thought they closed that place down!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Parsley posted:

Hmm. Poison...
Poison...
Tasty fish!

Knife goes in, guts come out.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

MondayHotDog posted:

You chose fruit, you live with fruit.

Baby....baby....

:smith: aww. Lemon.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Deviant posted:

It's wonderful, Hogburto. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a register date based on the order in which I joined.

Patience, oldskool....climb the ladder.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Roark posted:

Try it! It's like kissing a peanut!

:20bux: can buy many peanuts!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Deviant posted:

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw....

Deviant! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Deviant posted:

Old Goon Yells At Cloud

I used to post "with it". Then they changed what "it" was! Now what I post isn't "it"! And what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Writer Cath posted:

Perhaps looking at his writings will give me a clue about his madness.

Feelin' fine.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I get me brain medicine from the National Health!

Open up the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine :heysexy:

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Oldskool! Lower those eyebrows!
:shepface:

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Mister Kingdom posted:

Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down.

Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

NoMoneyDown posted:

Wait, wait, wait. Lemme see if I got this straight.


It's Christmas Day
4am
There's a rumble in my stomach...

'Tis the season, NoMoneyDown! We only get thirty sweet noggy days. Then the government takes it away again.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

CatchrNdRy posted:

Well, this doesn't deserve to win.

But! The ball! His groin! :laffo: It works on so many levels!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Drink-Mix Man posted:

All right then, off you go to spend it on pennywhistles and moon pies.

:corsair: Moon...pie.

What a time to be alive. :911:

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

This elevator only goes to the basement! And someone made an awful mess down there...

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

TMMadman posted:

Take that, Washington!
Eat lead, Einstein!
Show's over, Shakespeare!

Stay back...I have powers....
Political powers!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Deviant posted:

Can't believe I'm paying 14.95 a month for this.

Nine bucks? This one's on me!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

TMMadman posted:

I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. We'll sail 'round the Horn and return with spices and silk, the likes of which ye have never seen.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipwreeeeeeeeeeeeeck! :supaburn:

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Let Ham pay the Ham tax! I pay the Fruitbat tax!

Oh yeah, the taxes! The finger thing means the taxes!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

TMMadman's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Nonsense, After The War. Free goo is what got him where he is today. It must be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart.

It must have been that bean I had for dinner!

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