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Everything Counts posted:Coveralls that don't quite "cover all..." I forgot my swimsuit too, but I improvised! 
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Pierce and Pierce posted:It's the same basic bear, Elfface... We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears.
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Samuel Clemens posted:
I don’t expect anything from you except to die and be a very cheap funeral.
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Jerusalem posted:I KILL YOU SCUM 
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MondayHotDog posted:I don't get it. it's bartkira. Some NWS http://bartkiraproject.tumblr.com/?og=1
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Elfface posted:I like the way snruB thinks. Well, me and my fourth form chums think it would be quite corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern.
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MondayHotDog posted:I am disgusted with the way goons are depicted on Something Awful. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when threads were bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to see quoted again. Number one: Bra. Number two: Horny. Number three: Family Jewels. coming up next, "The Case of the Cantankerous Old Geezer".
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Everything Counts posted:You said there'd be Fudgicles, IMJack. Where's the Fudgicles? Everything Counts, please! There'll be time for the frozen pudding wagon later.
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Jerusalem posted:I'm not a nerd! You know, you misspelled `confession'.
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Dec 14, 2013 13:34
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:SOY! SOY! SOY! I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs?
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Dec 21, 2013 04:30
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Toasted. Nicely toasted. They're burned on the outside, but they're frozen on the inside
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Dec 23, 2013 23:58
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Skeesix posted:This is moleman in the morning. Good moleman to you. Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
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Everything Counts posted:Do you even have a job anymore? Are you kidding? I work like a Japanese beaver!
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Jan 3, 2014 07:39
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Writer Cath posted:Gotta nuke something. 
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Bjay9 posted:Lord Palmerston!  Hello
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Man Alive! posted:Remember the time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive? Look alive, boys, a couple of stewed prunes heading your way.
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Jerusalem posted:Oooooh, what's he gonna do next, the flapping dicky? Jerusalem, you can't just go around pretending to be Krusty, it's sacrilege. He's a one-and-only. I mean, he invented the pie-fight, the pratfall, and the seltzer bottle, ... as far as I know.
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Skeesix posted:Eh open up the stick with your wife barrel Skeesix, I want you to stop seeing this Jacques. You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of months I want you to break it off.
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IMJack posted:*tsk tsk* You missed the baby, you missed the blind man... without it, I could go even blinder!
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MondayHotDog posted:I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer! Pipe down in there Hutz!
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IMJack posted:Psst. The best meat's in the rump! don't deny the world your fat can, IMJack
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CatchrNdRy posted:Get two. I'm not sharing with IMJack! Don't be a cup and ball hog!
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Do over Ham posted:Yes...yes, a...a movie, yes. Well I got news for ya: this ain't makeup!
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IMJack posted:Sir! Uh, hello sir! Yes, you look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife. So - Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I should box your ears, you, you, you... SNEAKY PETE! Hey, finger boys, get a room!
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MondayHotDog posted:Which one were you, the ugly one? look, maybe it would help if you went over all the mistakes you made from the beginning. MondayHotDog?
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub? Want me to turn on the bubbles?
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Drink-Mix Man posted:So much nicer than the savagery of the jungle, ja? Ah, they'll be chewing on him for a while.
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Writer Cath posted:It's a perfectly cromulent quote. cromulent? It can't be cromulent! Nor can it be acceptable, fine, or ... Only two synonyms? Oh my God: I'm losing my perspicacity!
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CatchrNdRy posted:Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish. I'm not quoting until I get my danish!
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Man Alive! posted:Remember when I said I'd have to write to NASA to calculate your bar tab? All this equipment is just used to measure TV ratings.
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Jerusalem posted:♪ Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, Doesn't this thread know any songs that aren't commercials?
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WITNESS THE POWER! posted:Een America, first you get da sugar. Den you get da power. Den you get da weemen. Dad, do you know anything else about women?
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Hogburto posted:Go back to your own country! Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
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IMJack posted:Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the Great Depression too. If it gets any livelier a funeral's gonna break out
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Technogeek posted:Yarr, that's Handsome Pete. He dances for nickels. Alright, ladies! Prepare to be blown away by "Bang Bang" Bart!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Magic ticket my rear end, McTree! They hid them in every millionth Krusty Klump Bar and Krusty Klump Bar with almonds.
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Mister Kingdom posted:The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved Everything Counts, and I call him Gamblor! Look, Smithers! Garbo is coming!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Sometimes you just gotta spoil yerself!spoil yerself!spoil yerself! All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy.
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Bjay9 posted:OK, hotshots, now that my Skeesix is on your team, I want to make a few things clear. I don't want anyone to give him a hard time just because he's different: no jokes, no taunting... And yet, I feel a great sadness... ... in my bosom.
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