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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
e: Haha preview removes upload or somesuch? Why won't I learn?

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Everyone should read Cowboy Henk. No really most of it is shite but the the nuggets in there are absolutely golden.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Dude, not sourcing your poo poo is rude! For example, this is awesome; what is it?


Here, have some sourcing on me:


This is one page out of a Dr McNinja adventure. Dr McNinja is fantastic and you should read it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

The Monkey Man posted:

Sad Gary Larsson.

We usually don't post Gary Larson around here.

Don't get me wrong, I love Gary Larson as do most goons, because his stuff is legit the beans. But he doesn't like to have his stuff posted online by other people, and he is totally not an rear end in a top hat about it either, because he is not an rear end in a top hat. See for example his letter right here:

http://www.creators.com/a-note-from-gary-larson.html

So most people around here like to be not assholes right back at him, and respect his wishes (weird as they may be), and not post his stuff on the forums. It may be because the folks around these parts like people who are chill and don't go lawyer supernova and waste everyone's time every time they get their panties in a bunch. Hope that helps!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Is that the same piece of poo poo who made that cockbone comic? Because that's not coming off my cortex either, regardless of strength and quantity of detergents applied.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Palmersaurus posted:

I like Romantically Apocalyptic




Well that stopped being romantic in a hurry. Disappointed. And awed. And weirded out.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I suffer from chronic overenthusiasm syndrome, so I rarely get to do this but:

^^^^ that poo poo sucks, hth.

Haha that was great! Dissing something someone likes for no good reason, for the approval of noone, and to the total effect of zero, fucken rad!

But seriously that poo poo is totally weak sauce stop posting it.

Yay! :neckbeard:

e: gently caress, new page fail. Pretend there's some poorly drawn lines above, if you can be bothered.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 20:20 on Jan 24, 2014

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Did this one get posted yet? It reminds me of me.



"Turns out his kitchen is through the door at the end of the hall and not through the burning obsidian maw that opened up in his basement." -Alex

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

casual poster posted:

Haha who even says these things?

Morons mostly I'd guess? It's oddly empowering if kept to inopportune occasions. :)

I love science and vikings.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
More cats.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Less cats!

Because Garfield is actually funnier when that loving cat's out of the picture. See for yourself:

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/page/789





Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 21:28 on Feb 8, 2014

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

More like

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
U WOT MATE, I'LL BASH YER FOOKIN EAD IN, SWARE ON ME MUM
gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I GOTS ME HORNY ON! COME AN GET THE HORNY!
gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress RIGHT OFF YE SHITTER THIS IS MY FOOKIN BRANCH MATEY YEA KEEP FLAPPING YE TIT.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

so he's actually kinda in his right to be disturbed by it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Explain.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Chainsawsuit

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I like how the tendrils are gone from his shadow from panel 2, like it is startled but realizes the game is up by panel 3.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Tiggum posted:

Soup to Nutz


You know, it's funny because of his buck teeth, because, you know, he's likely always like lisping it out wrong. That's it. That's the joke.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Lotish posted:

Reminds me of some art for a White Wolf book I saw once. The artist posted online her "uncensored" version of this masculine, untrammeled deer-man nature spirit. An avatar of raw, unadulterated (sexy) nature. With a circumcised penis.

The savage struggle for survival that is inherent in the natural selection of the fittest can leave gruesome scars even on those masculine and untrammeled enough to survive and progenerate.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I have that tee. I love that tee, it's my best tee. :neckbeard:

You want it too.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

(regarding Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, which I find intermittently hilarious)

e: Here's a space moose that slays me every drat time (because I'm a mental child):



and here's a space moose that I cannot get out of my head, thus I share it: Space moose time machine

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 17:21 on Apr 22, 2014

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ok you guys, confession time. I have never understood Achewood. Every panel, a two-tone waste. I feel it should be up my alley, but it's never tickled me in the right spot. Except "rap music, my droogs", that's pretty decent. Obviously, I'm the problem here, so how do I go about this?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Man what a relief to see that photo series make the Whomp! guy out to seem like a genuine ok regular guy. This is fortunate, becuse it stifles my irrational desire to violently shove cartoon Whomp! guy through a mulcher. Jesuchristo what a moping waste of cartoon lard.

e: I was going to have a comic here, but realized it was a repost. Sorry! Scratching my head and looking about for a replacement.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 21:40 on May 3, 2014

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Good one! Have a ladychild.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

You can get this one in candy form!

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Every time you fuckers get together and defecate 60 replies in a day I think it's because the pictures for sad children person finally went on a rampage, but they never do.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Are you guys sure there's no more Steve Lichman out there? They're amazing.

So they're a couple of unfathomable horrors, a lich and an antediluvian vampire, purportedly the pinnacle of evil potency but now ekeing out a pathetic existence brought on by terminal boredom, ethicosis and unchecked teen humpery, to the point of being bullied by a loving 3 hit dice minotaur. And still I get the feeling the comic isn't even about any of that, but something completely different. Existentialism? Character development? Human relations? It's genius. I can't predict even one speach bubble ahead where it's gonna go. I love it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I liked the description even if it was a little overwrought. Steve Lichman rules

Yeah, I tend to overwring. Welp.

But thanks for the links to his other works! (even though I'd hoped for another bucket of Lichman.)

Here, have a WulffMorgenthaler:



e: vvvvvv huh, you're right, doesn't work for me neither. I thought nothing of it at first, because attachments usually take some time before they appear around here. Welpx2. Have a imgur instead. xoxo sunshine :)

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Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 20:18 on Jun 19, 2014

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That puts me in mind of happy tree friends. Don't click that link btw it's loving retarded.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh poo poo and I had just managed to forget that comic existed. I don't want to click any links. Is it still lesbian preggo fetish weird, with comedic value of "meh"?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You cherish that flower, boy.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'd say electric retard bad, but that would be overselling it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

My Lovely Horse posted:

It's not just any old wizard, it's the illusionist. He's popped up before here and there.

I liked the delusionists myself (actually not nws this one).

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh, more anthropomorphic animals. That's just great.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Did anyone post Romatically apocalyptic yet? It gets hella weird in a hurry after a while, but it's very pretty, and a bit funny too, in places.

(click for elephantine)

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yes, we are now explaining dad jokes.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You see, some people don't understand it, and we can't have unopinioned people.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

That's a pretty nice graph right there. Who cares increases uniformly with sick of graphs for low values of sick of graphs, up to shut up after which point it uniformly decreases with increasing sick of graphs. This graph is probably quite accurate, and depicts annoyance. So if you find yourself annoyed, it's your own fault for not being sick of graphs enough. There, I just helped you be more sick of graphs.

/XKCD

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 16:24 on Sep 9, 2014

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That middle triplet of panels with the yuck balloon heart is pretty golden imho.

e: and I would have forgiven anything had the moon had dickbutt on it instead.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 16:50 on Sep 9, 2014

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Lesbian preggo fetish pee porn ha ha.

You can gently caress your gimmick right off. We just had this discussion and no one liked it.

e: oh, sorry, mustn't be snarky. Could you go play somewhere else, please?

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 17:33 on Sep 9, 2014

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yes! A new Steve Lichman! Oh... Oh no.


He didn't even get a punch line. :smith:

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I just got this AV and already I'm thinking I should have a Steve Lichman instead. I mean just look at that first panel; it's like a complete comic in itself, with like three punchlines in it. His expressions tell complete stories and none of them even has lips. I was also startled to learn that the expression "gently caress My Life" has a face, which is blue and lacks a nose. I can't stop gushing over Steve Lichman.

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