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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Llllllllllllladies. :smug:

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I am going to neg this thread so hard.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I wish you'd wear pigtails so I can pull on them

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Espy posted:

I dated a libertarian MRA-level misogynistic bi girl for a week. It was awful.

OK. Dish now, girlfriend.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
was she at least good in bed?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Shithouse Dave posted:

Problematics are for people who can't drive problemanuals. :colbert:

niiiice

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Pick posted:

Oh, if you've read a lot of yaoi, which you admittedly have not, read Mirai no Kioku. It's basically taking the piss at normal yaoi plotlines, something the artist does a lot, only this one's a little longer and comes into its own too. It's something that doesn't make sense if you aren't familiar with the genre it's dissing though.

Pick you're really cool and I like you but this is kinda a weird TMI thing you do, sharing details about erotica preferences in SA threads

maybe it's just me I dunno

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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You're right Pick that it's no poo poo nuts and there's probably a legit cultural studies stuff that could be done on it but you're gonna get weird looks no matter where you bring it up because it's Japanese porn comics aimed at women who want to see dudes boning each other.

And honestly I'd expect the same weird looks if I hypothetically began discussing the artistic ins and outs of playboy cartoons or "lesbian" porn videos.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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so do those waist-length pantyhose deals do they have like crotch holes so you can go the bathroom or do you have to pull them down every time

not being an expert in how women go to the bathroom I never really thought about it before

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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VendaGoat posted:

Odd anthropological question for you ladies that like to watch men grapple and fight.

Does it matter if one guy wins or do you just like the martial combat?

I think they just like two presumably hot dudes rolling around with each other, like how men supposedly like seeing two women fighting according to sitcoms and comedies.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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solovyov posted:

I would like to read a defense of the artistic merits of playboy cartoons and/or the scary ladies with long nails.

playboy cartoons are basically new yorker cartoons with nudity and therefore are just as awful

lesbian porn is written and filmed by men and for men so it isn't meant to be particularly accurate or realistic of course that's also because its porn so whatever

this is all I have to say about either, sorry

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Nov 8, 2006

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VanSandman posted:

So all playboy cartoons, like all New Yorker toons, could be improved by replacing the caption with 'Christ, what an rear end in a top hat!'?

Presumably so.

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Nov 8, 2006

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Pick posted:

Like that one erotica book that plagiarized an article on ferrets?

whaaaat

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Nov 8, 2006

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Crow Jane posted:

No lie, they're not that far off.

you're an anime irl?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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that's all about british poo poo so who cares

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Obligatory Toast posted:

Disaronno owns

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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domestic cats are terrible garbage animals

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Bag of Hamsters posted:

The MRA that Assassin Princess mentioned hitting on her early on in the thread used to be in our tabletop gaming group. Took me over a month to run that Charlie Brown-looking fuckmother off, and I will die feeling good about insulting him every time he said something terrible because he scared off too many mutual lady friends. The one time I went to his apartment for poker night, he offered me a baby chocobo plushie simply because I said I used to play FFXI. I did not accept it. He also used to have a problem hanging loli porn posters before the guys told him to knock that poo poo off.

some people should be hit repeatedly win a bag of hammers

this guy is one of them

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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ZHamburglar posted:

What's up with all this pussy posting?

toxoplasmosis

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Doobie's Dogs supports women. Discuss.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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showing up at a goonmeet at all is a huge loving flashing sign saying "don't date this person they are awful"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Pick posted:

why does everyone like this horrible-rear end vibe?!!?!

if it makes you feel any better, I'm completely indifferent about it, leaning towards being frightened at the thought of a sex toy made by a company that also produces kitchen appliances and nail guns.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Arsenic Lupin posted:

I have a whole bunch of absolutely useless-to-me vibrators I could pass on ... except used vibrators, man, gross.

That's it. I'm out.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Conquistador posted:

lol used dildo chat

shut up pedophile defender

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Crow Jane posted:

A construction worker once whistled "99 Luftballoons" at me as I walked by the site. Didn't know what to make of it, but decided to take it as a compliment.

maybe he was saying you're hot like the temperatures produced in a global thermonuclear war

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Agrajag posted:

Does it make you and your group of friends feel better about your lovely lives by laughing at a homeless guy that is also mentally unstable?

oh for gently caress's sake

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I live in Vallejo.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Fabulist posted:

Do fish dig through each other's trash

no but hermit crabs do

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Crow Jane posted:

So far this morning I had a morbidly obese man wearing a "Professional gently caress Buddy" t-shirt tell me I have nice legs, I got screamed at by a horrible old woman, and a dude who reeked of booze kissed my hand and told me the Nile river is manmade. It's only eleven o'clock, I'm scared of today.

Where the hell do you live and do they sell tickets to that circus?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Ah, Tidewater, I do miss thee so. But only when I'm not in a legal state of mind.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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in junior high health class they said masturbation increases the risk of prostate cancer which will certainly kill you because CANCER

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Tjadeth posted:

it always amazes me what straight guys think a hot man is

hell I'm a guy and I think Gaston is weird looking and is trying waaaaaay to hard to be manly. Beast dude is better looking even when he's the beast, although that might be the snazzy blue outfit he rocks

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Nov 8, 2006

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Pick posted:

ALSO STARFISH JOKES ARE HARD AND NO ONE APPRECIATED IT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKS

something something radial symmetry

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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look shut up I had to see that film about five times in one year of elementary school

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Nov 8, 2006

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I think Tom Hanks is generally considered a good looking man, yes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I dunno, is he?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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turn left thread

nooooo

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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The Taint Reaper posted:

Best Disney prince is Guybrush Threepwood.

wait, does he count as one now?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Crow Jane posted:

He seems like a cool guy, and he's not ugly, but if we were dating I'd live in constant fear of him breaking out the Gump

Just keep thinking about Apollo 13.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Is masala tea sweet or unsweet?

d'you mean the leaves or what

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