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Crow Jane posted:I wear 'em without underwear because I'm dating a leg fetishist who is always willing to buy me more pairs. Plus, no panty lines, and it's nice to feel the breeze on your nethers. I agree about the nether breezes but we can't all date leg fetishists ----------------
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Angela Christine posted:When I first started using menstrual cups I freaked out a bit. It had measurements on the side of the cup, so what the heck I should record those and make a graph or something. This involved closely exclaiming a full menstrual cup, no big deal it's just blood . . . and . . . lumps? Lumps? Sometimes there was like a blood clot the size of a kidney bean in there. Why? After a while I realized it was just that if you leave blood sitting in a little cup for up to 12 hours, it starts to clot and everything was fine. When I used diva cups I always found that part kind of morbidly fascinating, it's like a gross goblet of viscera Prettz posted:if you're a girl who's smashed, tell us what you're smashed on. i'm actually really curious. i always hear girls like tequila (gross) and flavored rum. with this questionnaire i aim to prove the ridiculous stereotypes wrong. girls like all kind of liquor, it just depends on where they grew up. I'm classier than usual tonight and am going with the Tanqueray and tonic. Normally it's really cheap wine. ----------------
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Prettz posted:let us get absolutely wasted out of our loving minds together :] let's loving do it, I'll just go to work really hung over tomorrow. it's not like the kids can tell so i'll just avoid their parents during drop offs. I am a Good Teacher
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Photosynaesthesias posted:Just wear sunglasses and put on Bill Nye or something. they're too young for nye but I'll just pump up the Raffi and let them entertain themselves with some duplo or whatever
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Obligatory Toast posted:I was sippin on some Fat Tire winter IPA earlier. No one I know drinks tequila unless they want to get blackout drunk. yeah if you're drinking tequila you're drinking to get drunk, it's not meant to be consumed in moderation IMO
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Fruity Gordo posted:also 'vapid oval office' :bigtran: I've always considered myself more of a 'friendzoning slut' ----------------
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Cool Blue Reason posted:having a period freaking sucks, you would know if you had to deal with it pills for life, never again ----------------
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Pick posted:Depends on if you live somewhere that has mango worms. I googled that expecting pictures of fruit, thanks a lot ----------------
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Pick posted:we were talking about things that come out of human bodies you can't expect me to read both the quote and your post in one sitting ----------------
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Rob Ford posted:So like, says a guy is taking you out on your second or third date, where you going? dog fight ----------------
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Tubular Tommy posted:what in the poo poo is this it's when you use telekinesis to stop a baseball ----------------
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Someguy posted:hey cool i get the runs sometimes too no matter how careful i am but i am a hunky man what is your sign?? you can't just post in here all willy nilly, there are rules it's like a convent ----------------
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Crasscrab posted:i do not have a lot of money but i am pretty good at giving sensual massages and bathe regularly (at least once a day) im about to friendzone you so hard your fedora will spin
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Prettz posted:no. unless you're dying streaks of hair bright pink or blue (sexy as gently caress), just don't ever dye your hair ever. it's such a dumb thing to do. like wearing high heels. I always found streaks really childish looking. Pick's hair sounds pretty awesome, though.
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Declan MacManus posted:I assume you can replace the business end of a sybian for hygiene reasons chip in w/ your roommates to get a communal sybian for the living room ----------------
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Photosynaesthesias posted:I couldn't imagine paying $400 for a sex toy (i just looked it up) it's for women with fabulously wealthy but decrepit and impotent husbands ----------------
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Pick posted:seriously it's like trying to bruteforce your clit I think they're pretty legit, it's like being hosed by a terminator ----------------
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Corn Thongs posted:A sybian
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DrPlump posted:I already got her a sybian and 2 kittens. Leaning towards candy at this point. congrats dude, you are a Good Husband Get her some candy then 
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DrPlump posted:Update: Went with chocolate (intense dark w/ sea salts) Good choice, really dark chocolate with sea salt is bomb
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Man, I'd eat dark chocolates with sea salts until my teeth fell out if I had the chance. I'd probably keep eating them after my teeth fell out
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DrPlump posted:I recently discovered a product called "apple butter". I am not sure whats in it but, it. is. AMAZING! apple butter is delicious but it's more than 50% pure sugar by volume so don't go too crazy with it
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Pick posted:foodguilt fucks with taste buds. I liked spaghetti when I was younger and now I'm like "ugh I do not enjoy spaghetti enough for this to be worthwhile" and then it's just you eating strings of resentment Same with ice cream for me. I pretty much never eat it now because the flavor doesn't offset the guilt
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Holy Calamity! posted:i, personally, eat food. weirdo Pick posted:Arctic Zero is an okay occasional substitute once you forget what real ice cream tastes like Thanks, I'll check that out! It's been long enough that I probably won't notice a difference
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Chiba City Blues posted:me too. but i am also fat so ymmv Heyyy, I like your username Judakel posted:fish flavored gelato would be weird If dicks tasted like gelato everyone in the world would be so much happier GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Nov 15, 2013 |
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Chiba City Blues posted:thanks. :coolbert: There's a guy in BB Crew named Armitage and I made a reference but it turned out he named himself after a toilet manufacturer 
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Pick posted:not gelato manufacturers poo poo, you're right Flavored dicks are a zero-sum game
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those clear no calorie noodles looked awesome at first but it turns out they're basically a tapeworm simulator, you have been warned
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Chiba City Blues posted:how poignant, a toilet that makes you think of anime Anime? I was thinking of a book :/ Spurned again
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Chiba City Blues posted:hahaha sorry i once dated a dude who was hella into this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armitage_III Thank god, I was worried someone made an anime called Chiba City Blues and I was about to be really sad
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I'm really slim for the most part but I have perma cankles, it sucks. No idea what to do about them. Legs are fine, it's just those loving ankles
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Lt. Dans Legs posted:would you gals like to join my bible black club?? I don't know what that is and I'm worried about googling it after Pick posted about mango worms
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leftover posted:The first hentai I ever saw was called "Twin Angels". It was in the anime section with a non-rated sticker on it at blockbuster, and the blurb on the back did not indicate what it was about except two rear end-kicking heroines fighting demons. I remember when I was ten I went into my dad's room to steal a cigarette and ended up finding his porn mag stash. It was pretty jarring ----------------
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Pick posted:Just one cigarette? I didn't start smoking in earnest until like eighth grade, but when I was younger sometimes my friends and I would smoke our parents' cigarettes and talk about how much of a buzz we were getting. We were pretty lame. ----------------
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leftover posted:What did you think of it? I was baffled more than anything else. I thought it was some kind of bizarre catalog and then I got to the letters section and it slowly dawned on me that it was a sex thing. I didn't really know what masturbation was at the time outside of abstract terms I heard older kids use, so I only figured that part out later. ---------------- GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Nov 16, 2013 |
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I saw an enormous sweaty teenager wearing a fox tail and ears exit a Subway last week
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HopperUK posted:YOU TOLD ME AMERICANS WERE FRIENDLY only when we want something from you
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Pick posted:There was some hair interest earlier in the thread, so yeah this is my hair: That looks great! Love the sweater too.
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Pick posted:you gotta be marge simpson??? gotta get some horrible jaundice going before you can pull off the marge look
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